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  • Juliette
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 705

    #31
    Re: who here likes Magic?

    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    Father Martin is a great magician! Did you ever see him transubstantiate?

    Hell no.

    Can you imagine?

    "Hello young boy, you can call me father. Will you transubstantiate with me?"


    Someone will be in trouble I guess.


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    • Fallen Angel
      Resident gothtard witch
      • Feb 2007
      • 197

      #32
      Re: who here likes Magic?

      I dun read harry potter but i like da movies. i dun have time 2 sit n read n its boring but maybe i should coz i like da storys. neway i like majick n cast spells all da time.
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      • Juliette
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2008
        • 705

        #33
        Re: who here likes Magic?

        Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
        I dun read harry potter but i like da movies. i dun have time 2 sit n read n its boring but maybe i should coz i like da storys. neway i like majick n cast spells all da time.
        You seem a nice girl nice Miss Angel. Allthough you have some minor problems with punctuation and spelling.

        You should look around for one of our members, Mr Hitoshi (a wonderfull nice guy). He can maybe help you improve your writing.

        He's a teacher in Engrish you know.

        All the best,

        Juliette


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        • SinisterPizza
          Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
          Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2007
          • 273

          #34
          Re: who here likes Magic?

          Hehe....where is this new Harry Potter 'show' that I haven't heard about?

          Sorry, Harry Potter's a book, and a movie, and soon to be a theme park...but, unless there's been new developments that a fan such as myself hasn't heard of, not a TV show yet.

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #35
            Re: who here likes Magic?

            Originally posted by Roberta View Post
            Father Martian is a great magician! Did you ever see him transubstantiate?
            I've heard he's pretty good at turning boys into homers. Is that true?
            Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
            Hehe....where is this new Harry Potter 'show' that I haven't heard about?

            Sorry, Harry Potter's a book, and a movie, and soon to be a theme park...but, unless there's been new developments that a fan such as myself hasn't heard of, not a TV show yet.
            A THEME PARK?!

            Good God, say it isn't so!

            Brothers and sisters, we must acquire land near this theme park, that we may establish an on-site witnessing station! Also, since those Harry Potter "fans" (that is, witches) can be violent, I'd suggest we bring along some Landover security; a sort of a "Witness Protection Program", if you will.
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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #36
              Re: who here likes Magic?

              Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
              What's this aboot, eh?
              You're still alive? I thought you overdosed on British Colombian marihuana or something.
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              • SinisterPizza
                Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
                Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2007
                • 273

                #37
                Re: who here likes Magic?

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                You're still alive? I thought you overdosed on British Colombian marihuana or something.
                Jeez, I leave for a little while and you lot just jump to conclusions! What was it the last time that one of the TC™s thought I was....in prison?

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #38
                  Re: who here likes Magic?

                  Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                  Jeez, I leave for a little while and you lot just jump to conclusions! What was it the last time that one of the TC™s thought I was....in prison?
                  Are you still eating veal? And you can't blame us for assuming you'd been jailed...did you know that by the end of 2005 3,145 out of every 100,000 Canadian males were in prison in the United States, compared to only 471 white male inmates per 100,000?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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