[Brother Temperance]

Re: who here likes Magic?

Jeez, I leave for a little while and you lot just jump to conclusions! What was it the last time that one of the TC™s thought I was....in prison?

Are you still eating veal? And you can't blame us for assuming you'd been jailed...did you know that by the end of 2005 3,145 out of every 100,000 Canadian males were in prison in the United States, compared to only 471 white male inmates per 100,000?

[SinisterPizza]

Re: who here likes Magic?

You're still alive? I thought you overdosed on British Colombian marihuana or something.

Jeez, I leave for a little while and you lot just jump to conclusions! What was it the last time that one of the TC™s thought I was....in prison?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: who here likes Magic?

What's this aboot, eh?

You're still alive? I thought you overdosed on British Colombian marihuana or something.

[JennyD]

Re: who here likes Magic?

Father Martian is a great magician! Did you ever see him transubstantiate?

I've heard he's pretty good at turning boys into homers. Is that true?

Hehe....where is this new Harry Potter 'show' that I haven't heard about?

Sorry, Harry Potter's a book, and a movie, and soon to be a theme park...but, unless there's been new developments that a fan such as myself hasn't heard of, not a TV show yet.

A THEME PARK?!

Good God, say it isn't so!

Brothers and sisters, we must acquire land near this theme park, that we may establish an on-site witnessing station! Also, since those Harry Potter "fans" (that is, witches) can be violent, I'd suggest we bring along some Landover security; a sort of a "Witness Protection Program", if you will.

[SinisterPizza]

Re: who here likes Magic?

Hehe....where is this new Harry Potter 'show' that I haven't heard about?

Sorry, Harry Potter's a book, and a movie, and soon to be a theme park...but, unless there's been new developments that a fan such as myself hasn't heard of, not a TV show yet.

[Juliette]

Re: who here likes Magic?

I dun read harry potter but i like da movies. i dun have time 2 sit n read n its boring but maybe i should coz i like da storys. neway i like majick n cast spells all da time.

You seem a nice girl nice Miss Angel. Allthough you have some minor problems with punctuation and spelling.

You should look around for one of our members, Mr Hitoshi (a wonderfull nice guy). He can maybe help you improve your writing.

He's a teacher in Engrish you know.

All the best,

Juliette

[Fallen Angel]

Re: who here likes Magic?

I dun read harry potter but i like da movies. i dun have time 2 sit n read n its boring but maybe i should coz i like da storys. neway i like majick n cast spells all da time.

[Juliette]

Re: who here likes Magic?

Father Martin is a great magician! Did you ever see him transubstantiate?

Hell no.

Can you imagine?

"Hello young boy, you can call me father. Will you transubstantiate with me?"


Someone will be in trouble I guess.

[Sionisx2]

Re: who here likes Magic?

When I said you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, I meant that since he most likely hasn't read the series itself, he shouldn't judge it just because of the name of the series or individual books themselves. At least read the back of the book for the quick summary

[Roberta]

Re: who here likes Magic?

Father Martin is a great magician! Did you ever see him transubstantiate?

[Juliette]

Re: who here likes Magic?

I completely agree, he isn't a homer. I'm just saying that you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.

Ok. But that was exactly what you did. No?

Judging him on some intelligent sharp quotes and putting them completely out of context?

No pun intended whatsoever. We all make mistakes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: who here likes Magic?

I completely agree, he isn't a homer. I'm just saying that you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.

He isn't a book, either.

[Sionisx2]

Re: who here likes Magic?

Excuse me.

I hardly ever met a man with more knowledge than Brother Temperance. If I were you I would offer my sincere apologies. Beats me how you dare call him ignorant.

And he is no homer at all. I can tell you that much.

I completely agree, he isn't a homer. I'm just saying that you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.

[Juliette]

Re: who here likes Magic?

Hey.. Temp, you should know before you show us your ignorance again, that there's about as much homosexuality in that Dragonlance series as there is in... your house.

Excuse me.

I hardly ever met a man with more knowledge than Brother Temperance. If I were you I would offer my sincere apologies. Beats me how you dare call him ignorant.

And he is no homer at all. I can tell you that much.

[Sionisx2]

Re: who here likes Magic?

So is there some kind of inverse correlation going on here? The more feeble your mind is at thinking, the better it is at moving stuff?

Friend, our forums are here to discuss the Love of Jesus, not to discuss homosexual erotica.

You know what's an excellent introduction to Christian ideas for younger readers? THE BIBLE!

Hey.. Temp, you should know before you show us your ignorance again, that there's about as much homosexuality in that Dragonlance series as there is in... your house.