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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22375

    #16
    Re: Oslo Terrorist Anders Behring Breivik NOT a Christian

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    How do they make new Norwegians, then?
    With sex of course. Duh!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #17
      Re: Oslo Terrorist Anders Behring Breivik NOT a Christian

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      ...Also everyone in Norway is gay...
      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      How do they make new Norwegians, then?
      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      With sex of course. Duh!
      But gay sex produces no progeny.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22375

        #18
        Re: Oslo Terrorist Anders Behring Breivik NOT a Christian

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        But gay sex produces no progeny.
        No kidding genius, you must have done great in kindergarten. Even though they all prefer gay sex, as they are... gay, every once in a while they have straight sex to make children they can gay rape. Every little child here already knows these things.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Bjorn Jensen
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2012
          • 2356

          #19
          Re: Oslo Terrorist Anders Behring Breivik NOT a Christian

          He can not be a Christian if he lost against the Norwegian police, only a true limp wristed homer would loose against the eskimo police

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #20
            Re: Oslo Terrorist Anders Behring Breivik NOT a Christian

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            No kidding genius, you must have done great in kindergarten. Even though they all prefer gay sex, as they are... gay, every once in a while they have straight sex to make children they can gay rape. Every little child here already knows these things.
            I had no idea you were in Norway, Brother!

            Did you appreciate Breivik's apology?

            Breivik said he wanted to issue an apology, but it wasn't for the victims, most of the teenagers gunned down in one of the worst peacetime shooting massacres in modern history.

            "I wish to apologize to all militant nationalists that I wasn't able to execute more," Breivik said.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Bjorn Jensen
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2012
              • 2356

              #21
              Re: Oslo Terrorist Anders Behring Breivik NOT a Christian

              If he accepts Jesus as his personal saviour during his time in prison, God will forgive him for not being able to kill all those commies on that island

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14479

                #22
                Re: Oslo Terrorist Anders Behring Breivik NOT a Christian

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                But gay sex produces no progeny.
                I thought they used Englishmen

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                • Godfly
                  Descended from Rapes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 1552

                  #23
                  Re: Oslo Terrorist Anders Behring Breivik NOT a Christian

                  He did say he would probably pray to God as he was killing his fellow Norwayhomers. I don't think a Norway fag like him could have messed up one persons hair let alone kill over seventry people unless he had God's help. Not without giving them AIDS at least. I like to think the boy accepted Christ's love as the first bullet left the gun. He now has 21 years to preach God's Word to the guards in his luxury hotel.

                  But I am an optimists, that is my cross to bear.
                  Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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                  • Jedediah
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Fisher of Men
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 6824

                    #24
                    Re: Oslo Terrorist Anders Behring Breivik NOT a Christian

                    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                    If he accepts Jesus as his personal saviour during his time in prison, God will forgive him for not being able to kill all those commies on that island
                    Indeed, if this leads Breivik to turn to Christ, then all of those deaths will have been worth it. There would be much rejoicing in Heaven.

                    Luke 15:7
                    I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.


                    If he can follow the lead of other good Christians like Jefferey Dahmer, then this is just all the more evidence of God's Plan in action.
                    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                    • Bjorn Jensen
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 2356

                      #25
                      Re: Oslo Terrorist Anders Behring Breivik NOT a Christian

                      If he repents like the good Christian ex-sodomite and ex-serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer did, I truly look forward to meet him in person in Heaven

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #26
                        Re: Oslo Terrorist Anders Behring Breivik NOT a Christian

                        Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                        If he can follow the lead of other good Christians like Jefferey Dahmer, then this is just all the more evidence of God's Plan in action.
                        And if he chooses not to, then I look forward to joining you at Lookout Point in Heaven, Brother, where we can watch him on the other side of the great gulf being burned alive for all time in God's Lake of Fire!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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