[Roberta]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

"Let's tell the truth then: wiccan neither kidnap people to sacrifice, nor eat raw children as many seem to think."

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

The only thing to say is: What's NOT bad about wiccers?


They sacrifice goats, hunting dogs, anything they can get there slimy hands on.

they eat babies.

They throw blood at people.

They do no such thing.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Some months ago, when I first moved in on the filthy hippies' estate to care for their fine, Christian son David, I went on a neighborhood tour.

Strolling along a peaceful street, I heard lovely singing coming from a backyard. Thinking a group of women with such angelic voices could only be praising our Savior, and thrilled to find other Christians to join in worship in this evil town, I eagerly knocked at the gate.

The singing continued, in words I couldn't quite make out. Assuming they'd not heard me, I let myself in.

As I walked into the hedged backyard, I was horrified to see a group of 13 naked, saggy middle-aged women cavorting about the yard of the home, wearing flowers in their hair and dancing about a pentagram set in bricks on the patio!

I held back my screams of terror and disgust long enough for one to say, "FRESH MEAT, GIRLS!"

Well, that just pushed me over the edge, and I began rebuking those filthy witches with all my strength. They backed away, and I thought I was going to win a few souls for Jesus, until -- horror of horrors -- one reached between her legs and yanked a string.

"Plug it up, b*tch!" she cried as she flung the bloody rag at me, leaving a stain of her menstrual blood on my pure white dress. I nearly vomited in disgust.

Seeing their chance, several other women followed suit. I was forced to run from the yard, covered in blood as these disgusting hags chanted, "Plug it up, plug it up!"

Every word Pastor Ezekiel has said is true. Wiccans love to cover innocent Christian girls with their nasty drippings, then sacrifice them to their pagan demon gods!

Stay away from them, Dances! Come to church instead, where you can be washed clean in the Blood of the Lamb. Isn't that nicer by far than being soaked in other womens' monthly curse blood, with their "plugs" stuck in your hair, running down the street as they chase you with butcher knives?

Sounds to me like you've watched too many B-movies. What you've described closely resembles the gym shower scene from "Carrie" when she gets her menarche, has no idea why she's bleeding because her mother never explained it to her, and the other girls make fun of her, chanting "Period! Period!" and throwing tampons at her. Your imagination is getting the better of you.

And how is being soaked in lamb's blood any better than getting menstrual blood on you?
I've spent a lot of time around Wiccans and have never been covered in the blood of anyone or anything, nor has there ever been a living thing sacrificed at any of the rituals I've participated in.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Several of our Brothers have made extensive studies of you satanic "goddess" type hippies. Brother D has logged in more fieldwork than any of us. He knows of which he speaks, harlot.

Maybe he should come in out of the field - he's obviously spent way too much time in the sun.

[Cheshire]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

The only thing to say is: What's NOT bad about wiccers?


They sacrifice goats, hunting dogs, anything they can get there slimy hands on.

they eat babies.

They throw blood at people.

[JennyD]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Where DO you get these ideas?

Some months ago, when I first moved in on the filthy hippies' estate to care for their fine, Christian son David, I went on a neighborhood tour.

Strolling along a peaceful street, I heard lovely singing coming from a backyard. Thinking a group of women with such angelic voices could only be praising our Savior, and thrilled to find other Christians to join in worship in this evil town, I eagerly knocked at the gate.

The singing continued, in words I couldn't quite make out. Assuming they'd not heard me, I let myself in.

As I walked into the hedged backyard, I was horrified to see a group of 13 naked, saggy middle-aged women cavorting about the yard of the home, wearing flowers in their hair and dancing about a pentagram set in bricks on the patio!

I held back my screams of terror and disgust long enough for one to say, "FRESH MEAT, GIRLS!"

Well, that just pushed me over the edge, and I began rebuking those filthy witches with all my strength. They backed away, and I thought I was going to win a few souls for Jesus, until -- horror of horrors -- one reached between her legs and yanked a string.

"Plug it up, b*tch!" she cried as she flung the bloody rag at me, leaving a stain of her menstrual blood on my pure white dress. I nearly vomited in disgust.

Seeing their chance, several other women followed suit. I was forced to run from the yard, covered in blood as these disgusting hags chanted, "Plug it up, plug it up!"

Every word Pastor Ezekiel has said is true. Wiccans love to cover innocent Christian girls with their nasty drippings, then sacrifice them to their pagan demon gods!

Stay away from them, Dances! Come to church instead, where you can be washed clean in the Blood of the Lamb. Isn't that nicer by far than being soaked in other womens' monthly curse blood, with their "plugs" stuck in your hair, running down the street as they chase you with butcher knives?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Where DO you get these ideas?

Several of our Brothers have made extensive studies of you satanic "goddess" type hippies. Brother D has logged in more fieldwork than any of us. He knows of which he speaks, harlot.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Don't be throwing any of your menstrual blood on people before you leave.

Where DO you get these ideas?

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

You wiccans cast your spells trying to get good True Christian men and It don't work, you like to engage in gay sex and sex with animals you try to hurt good people and don't forget about your evil stares if you can see them under all that black makeup. Why are so many heathen goth or emo? There fathers didn't spank them often. They let there boys play with dolls and there girls play with tractors and other boy toys. Most goths are ugly and fat. Pray to God to forgive you of your nasty habits or the next place you will see will be HELL !

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Hello, Pyfire.

First, I must compliment you on your beautiful avatar.

Second, my church is Christian and we welcome Wiccans. We believe that Iesus Christ was the greatest warlock of all time.

Blessed Be.

How DARE you accuse Jesus of being a witch!!?? Just because he healed a few cripples and rose folks from the dead and cursed a fig tree and turned water into wine, it doesn't follow that He was doing magic tricks! Thise are MIRACLES!! Praise Jesus!!

[Reuerend RauenMoone]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

So, why does the Christian church percieve Wiccans to be so much of a threat?

Hello, Pyfire.

First, I must compliment you on your beautiful avatar.

Second, my church is Christian and we welcome Wiccans. We believe that Iesus Christ was the greatest warlock of all time.

Blessed Be.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Forget it. This website is a joke.

Good going, whoever created this site.
Way to poke fun at all of those super right-winged hypochristiannazis.
Peace.

Tabor's law in action; when they run out of arguements with a Christian they accuse the Christian of joking.

[Deaner]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Forget it. This website is a joke.

Good going, whoever created this site.
Way to poke fun at all of those super right-winged hypochristiannazis.

Peace.

Har, har. Can't handle the truth and now you're running away. Stupid witch. Don't be throwing any of your menstrual blood on people before you leave.

[pyfire]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Forget it. This website is a joke.

Good going, whoever created this site.
Way to poke fun at all of those super right-winged hypochristiannazis.
Peace.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

So, why does the Christian church percieve Wiccans to be so much of a threat?

When I first saw this site, I thought that it was a huge joke. It absolutely had to be, you know?
And I still stand firm on that- either this site is a joke, or people really are dumb enough to believe this.
But could somebody please answer why Wiccans are so horrible and terrible? I mean the real wiccans, not the goth-subculture-teenagers that are talked about in these articles.
Thanks.

First of all, wiccandans have a bad habit of arguing with people who much smarter than them, then they fail to realize that they are wrong. But every sugar-lipped witch I have ever interacted with gets real nasty when I explain that they are overweight, ugly, homosexuals who can't conjure up any more magic than my dog. (Now watch and see how rude the wiccadan gets.)