[Nobar King]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Well, the terrorists (Islamic radicalists) and are at war with us, and they keep attacking. Make a list of all the terrorist attacks against the US... they happen, right? There is military everywhere, guarding our safety. So I just assumed that you would make that 'logical' step.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

You would probably call the US a war zone, too, right?

No - why do you think that?

[Nobar King]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

You would probably call the US a war zone, too, right?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Our tenants of faith have been accepted for the past two thousand years and an integral part of the Western Tradition. Christianity is not something some pulled out of their backsides in the 1950s and then had the audacity to claim it was some resurrected ancient tradition.

Show me one practice of an modern "pagan" that has been documented from the ancient world. Original sources and no fru-fru books.

Neo-paganism is not identical to old-world Paganism. I never said that it is. I said that the basic idea that the earth is alive is an old one. Modern Pagan beliefs stem from that root.

As far as practices, look at so-called Christian holidays. Decorating trees, kissing under mistletoe, exchanging wrapped gifts, candle-lighting, caroling - all those "Christmas" traditions are actually Pagan. We Pagans do them, too - the difference is that we know why.
Same with dyeing eggs, candy chicks/ducks/bunnies, and new clothes at "Easter" - these are all vernal equinox rituals co-opted by Christians.


Revisionist lies. The Patriots were Protestant Wigs, the ideological descendents of the Roundheads of the English civil war, while the ruling party in England was closeted Catholics wigs pushing the King as some kind of demi-god on earth. The taxation was wrong because it was being done out of the King’s “special” supernational powers and not by law.

The taxation was wrong because the colonies were having to pay taxes to England for goods that did not come to them from England, and in some cases, were actually paying the king for goods that they had produced.

As it would it a treehumping, kazoo sucking moonbat like you. It must just burn that Bush has brought freedom to Iraq, Afghanistan, Lebanon, Palestine, Pakistan, Cuba and (soon) Iran. All over the world America’s armies are on the march and liberty goes with their bayonets.

None of those places are free. They are still very much war zones.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

And the tenets of Christianity are objectively provable? Seems to me that your path is as much a superstition as you think mine is.

Our tenants of faith have been accepted for the past two thousand years and an integral part of the Western Tradition. Christianity is not something some pulled out of their backsides in the 1950s and then had the audacity to claim it was some resurrected ancient tradition.

Show me one practice of an modern "pagan" that has been documented from the ancient world. Original sources and no fru-fru books.

Actually, the Boston Tea Party was a protest against unfair taxation; it had nothing to do with religion.

Revisionist lies. The Patriots were Protestant Wigs, the ideological descendents of the Roundheads of the English civil war, while the ruling party in England was closeted Catholics wigs pushing the King as some kind of demi-god on earth. The taxation was wrong because it was being done out of the King’s “special” supernational powers and not by law.

Actually, Shrubya's antics frequently make me want to puke.

As it would it a treehumping, kazoo sucking moonbat like you. It must just burn that Bush has brought freedom to Iraq, Afghanistan, Lebanon, Palestine, Pakistan, Cuba and (soon) Iran. All over the world America’s armies are on the march and liberty goes with their bayonets.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

This coming from a goth is hardly surprizing.

I'm not a goth - Shrubya makes me want to puke because he's an incompetent ass who has managed to piss off most of the civilized world in his eight years of Oval Office occupancy.

I am guessing you, like most goths, vomit around 4-5 times a night?

I'm not a goth, and I don't make myself vomit.

Goths use their own 'vomit' as an important part of their sick perverted lovemaking process. From what we have been told, they often fill used condoms with 'puke', freezing them, and using them as ice-vomit-dildos.

Told by whom?

They also stick glass bottles up their own filthy asses, and have their boy/girlfriends kick them repeatedly in the ass until the bottle breaks. No sexual practice is complete in the Goth world without causing anal bleeding and pain.

This is a well know fact.

TC's seem to be obsessed with the combining of sharp objects and bodily orifices - why is that?

[revrggreen]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Actually, Shrubya's antics frequently make me want to puke.

This coming from a goth is hardly surprizing. I am guessing you, like most goths, vomit around 4-5 times a night? Goths use their own 'vomit' as an important part of their sick perverted lovemaking process. From what we have been told, they often fill used condoms with 'puke', freezing them, and using them as ice-vomit-dildos.

They also stick glass bottles up their own filthy asses, and have their boy/girlfriends kick them repeatedly in the ass until the bottle breaks. No sexual practice is complete in the Goth world without causing anal bleeding and pain.

This is a well know fact.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Actually, freak, it was a copy-and-paste from our vast library of information on the evils of Wicca.

Though I'm surprized you seen it on godhatesgoths.com - Wow! I cannot believe it would be on there? - since I ACTUALLY RUN GODHATESGOTHS.COM! AND HOW DARE YOU SAY WE ARE NOT FACTUALLY CORRECT. EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE ON OUR GOD HATES GOTHS WEBSITE IS 100% CORROBERATED FACT! IT IS THE RESULT OF 10 YEARS OF PAINSTAKING RESEARCH INTO THE SINISTER, PERVERTED AND VIOLENT WORLD OF GOTHS!It is a virtual encyclopedia of the dangers of Goth - for the concerned parent. Learn why Goths rape small animals and drink their own urine, Find out Why Hitler was the First Goth, Learn why almost 90% of Goths self-harm and stick broken glass up their own anus, Why Goth Music turns ordinary kids into Nazi high school shooters, and why ALL Goths worship the Devil without actually realizing it.

Do you actually know what the word 'research' means, you worthless little fag? I highly doubt it.


Rev RG Green
'Parent's Against Goth' Organization

godhatesgoths.com is as big a joke as Landover.

I know what the word "research" means, and the bs on godhatesgoths is NOT the result of competent research.

Please learn the difference between a straight woman and a gay man - I am the former.

[revrggreen]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

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Nice copy-and-paste from godhatesgoths.com - I'd expect factual information about Wicca from them about as much as I'd expect factual information about homosexuality from godhatesfags.com - ie not at all.

Actually, freak, it was a copy-and-paste from our vast library of information on the evils of Wicca.

Though I'm surprized you seen it on godhatesgoths.com - Wow! I cannot believe it would be on there? - since I ACTUALLY RUN GODHATESGOTHS.COM! AND HOW DARE YOU SAY WE ARE NOT FACTUALLY CORRECT. EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE ON OUR GOD HATES GOTHS WEBSITE IS 100% CORROBERATED FACT! IT IS THE RESULT OF 10 YEARS OF PAINSTAKING RESEARCH INTO THE SINISTER, PERVERTED AND VIOLENT WORLD OF GOTHS!It is a virtual encyclopedia of the dangers of Goth - for the concerned parent. Learn why Goths rape small animals and drink their own urine, Find out Why Hitler was the First Goth, Learn why almost 90% of Goths self-harm and stick broken glass up their own anus, Why Goth Music turns ordinary kids into Nazi high school shooters, and why ALL Goths worship the Devil without actually realizing it.

Do you actually know what the word 'research' means, you worthless little fag? I highly doubt it.


Rev RG Green
'Parent's Against Goth' Organization

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

...when in fact that it's just another word for superstitious nonsense.

And the tenets of Christianity are objectively provable? Seems to me that your path is as much a superstition as you think mine is.

Why, when I think that our forefathers hurled at the Boston Tea Party in order to make America a Christian rationalist nation,

Actually, the Boston Tea Party was a protest against unfair taxation; it had nothing to do with religion.

Would these new-age flubsies and mopsies hurl for their nation? I THINK NOT!

Actually, Shrubya's antics frequently make me want to puke.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Well, Sister Roberta, if there are cream-pie worshipers then they have just as much cause to label themselves "pagans" as do neo-Druids or Wiccans or common lettuce-patch lunatics.

Golly, I am sorry to be so derned serious and unamusing, but it just FROSTS MY CUPCAKES! Yes, it just BOILS MY NOODLE that these people come on our Godly board with their brains sloshing around like tapioca in their misshapen skulls and start lugubriously heaving out the word "pagan" as if it is the weighty anchor of a great and mighty faith...

...when in fact that it's just another word for superstitious nonsense.

Egads.

Why, when I think that our forefathers hurled at the Boston Tea Party in order to make America a Christian rationalist nation, and now new-age "pagan" flubsies and mopsies spit on Christian rationalism and spit on apple pie and SPIT on the AMERICAN CREED of freedom of religion for all True Christians, why, it just makes me want to vomit!

Would these new-age flubsies and mopsies hurl for their nation? I THINK NOT!

Again, I apologize for being all didactic and morbid and meta-deconstructionist. But somebody has to say these things.

Or something like them.

Issachar is a strong ass couching down between two burdens. Genesis 49:14

So Amnon lay down, and made himself sick: and when the king was come to see him, Amnon said unto the king, I pray thee, let Tamar my sister come, and make me a couple of cakes in my sight, that I may eat at her hand. 2 Samuel 13:6

~~ OEJ

[Roberta]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Let me understand this OEJ--are you saying that there are actually folks out there worshipping cream pies?

Robbie

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

Paganism and wicca are superstitions that have no rational root in the consensual universe. There is no evidence that these beliefs are anything more than delusional crackpottery.

Where superstition is honored, ignorance must lead and folly treads close behind.

Wicca, as I get very tired of explaining, is the creation of Gerald Gardner, with a substantial contribution from Doreen Valiente and quite a bit of plagiarism from Aleister Crowley. It does not stem from any ancient religion, European, pagan, or Pastafarian.

Paganism itself is merely a catch-all term for folk superstitions, polytheistic nonsense, and -- in practice -- anything outside the Abrahamic monotheistic tradition.

In other words, in its general sense it is a nearly meaningless categorization.

As far as more specific usages, it just denotes whatever superstition the new-age fruitroll using it wants it to. You can be a neo-Druid worshiper, a LaVeyan "satanist", a Shinto, a Hanguski Walrus Pantheon worshiper, or a worshiper of the Great and Wonderful Array of Cream Pies, and call yourself a pagan.

It doesn't mean anything, really. Except that a "pagan" is a superstitious irrationalist with a hazy, lazy mind.

~~ OEJ

[Juliette]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

I'm sure they probably look forward to bonus days when they get both bread AND water.

I guess you are talking about the USA. Over here in Europe people actually have the right to have money from the state. Even if they do nothing at all. To Live so they say.

Instead of kicking their asses to find a job.

[Cheshire]

Re: Wicca and why it's so horrible.

And,...? Hard work in horrible working conditions helps them see the error of their ways and turn to The Lord. There is nothing better than one of my Ukrainian gals saying "Oh Jesus help me!" before she faints on the factory floor. Soon all those godless, vodka swilling ex-she commies will be good Christian ladies.

I suppose you want me to be like you Objectivists; declare all my plural wife-employees as “freeloaders” and lock them in a room until they starve to death. That is pretty much what Atlas Shrugs argues to do with family members.

Praise! True words of wisdom.

Maybe we should put the wiccer heathens into some sweatshops...?

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