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Dear Fellow True Christians,
I'm sure you've had your share of loser fag Goths posting here throughout the years. AND I'm sure they have LIED to you about what they really are! DENIED their evil Satanic ways! Said "Hey dude, not all goths are satanic blood-drinking cat-raping fiends!" They have tried to hide their TRUE NATURE from you.
Well today this all changes! For I am here to expose the truth about what Goths really are! - And to do that I have with me a recently reformed Vampire Goth, who is attending our De-Gothing Program over here in God's Hammer Baptist Church, Mass. He has so far reached stage 9, which means he has already accepted baby Jesus back into his heart, and is only 1 more stage away from being completely healed from this sick perverse lifestyle! Praise Jesus!
His name is Charlie Munroe, and He has told me he will be happy to answer ALL your questions TRUTHFULLY! Glory!
Please make him feel at home.
Thank you,
Rev C J Todd
God's Hammer
Over to you, Charlie.....
Okays dudes... uhh yea Thanks Rev Todd. Well Christian peoples ask me whatever.
Here's a few questions I've answered for rev Todd, so ya all have an idea of what to ask me...
ThanX,
Charlie-boy
Question – How long were you a ‘Goth’ before you were attracted to Vampirizm?
I was a Goth for a long time before I became a proper vamp, like, since I was 13. But in my ‘black heart’ I always knew I wanted to be a blood-sucker. Like, when I was just a kid I used to watch this TV show called ‘Sesame Street’. In it they have this vampire muppet.(Rev C J Todd comment : A ‘muppet’ is actually an evil puppet, which is possessed by demons) They say it is an educational program, and that the puppet teaches kids to count. But that’s all a smokescreen. The show is actually run by Goths under the control of Satan, intent on brainwashing innocent children into believing vampirism is ‘cool’. It’s like Rev Todd says, these programs de-sensitise children into accepting the occult as a normal way of life. Soon I was eating Count Chocula Breakfast cerial, and I was well and truly lost. I thought vampires were a cool thing to be. What kid wouldn’t when sick shows like that make them look cool, and cerials like Count Chocula make kids believe drinking human blood actually tastes like chocolate milk.
Q- Is there such a thing as a 'Christian Goth'
No, That would be stupid. All Goths are Pagan Satanist Jew Athiests.
When you were a Goth did you ever eat babies?
Are you kidding? Of course I did. All Goths eat babies. I'd have them on toast 3 times a day! We were all brainwashed into thinking it was actually fun to bite a babies eyes out, and listening to them scream. Such is the barbaric and wicked world of Goth.
Why do Goths want to hurt a poor innocent babies?
Hey, that’s just what we Goths do. Goths hate babies! I think it’s got something to do with their innocence. When I first became a Goth I couldn’t walk past a pram without wanting to push it over. If I saw a woman pushing a pram along the street I would run up to them, and violently punch their baby in the face a good 20 or 30 times. It’s the same with old folks. You just get this uncontrollable urge to knock them over, and kick them in the head. I can’t explain it. I guess it’s a ‘Goth thing’. Goths also hate heavily pregnant women. If I’d see a pregnant woman, I’d run over and drag her to the ground, and jump up and down on her fat ugly grotesque belly till the baby came out, and kick the baby around like a bloody soccer-ball. Goths also like punching puppies, and hurting other small animals.
I'm sure you've had your share of loser fag Goths posting here throughout the years. AND I'm sure they have LIED to you about what they really are! DENIED their evil Satanic ways! Said "Hey dude, not all goths are satanic blood-drinking cat-raping fiends!" They have tried to hide their TRUE NATURE from you.
Well today this all changes! For I am here to expose the truth about what Goths really are! - And to do that I have with me a recently reformed Vampire Goth, who is attending our De-Gothing Program over here in God's Hammer Baptist Church, Mass. He has so far reached stage 9, which means he has already accepted baby Jesus back into his heart, and is only 1 more stage away from being completely healed from this sick perverse lifestyle! Praise Jesus!
His name is Charlie Munroe, and He has told me he will be happy to answer ALL your questions TRUTHFULLY! Glory!
Please make him feel at home.
Thank you,
Rev C J Todd
God's Hammer
Over to you, Charlie.....
Okays dudes... uhh yea Thanks Rev Todd. Well Christian peoples ask me whatever.
Here's a few questions I've answered for rev Todd, so ya all have an idea of what to ask me...
ThanX,
Charlie-boy
Question – How long were you a ‘Goth’ before you were attracted to Vampirizm?
I was a Goth for a long time before I became a proper vamp, like, since I was 13. But in my ‘black heart’ I always knew I wanted to be a blood-sucker. Like, when I was just a kid I used to watch this TV show called ‘Sesame Street’. In it they have this vampire muppet.(Rev C J Todd comment : A ‘muppet’ is actually an evil puppet, which is possessed by demons) They say it is an educational program, and that the puppet teaches kids to count. But that’s all a smokescreen. The show is actually run by Goths under the control of Satan, intent on brainwashing innocent children into believing vampirism is ‘cool’. It’s like Rev Todd says, these programs de-sensitise children into accepting the occult as a normal way of life. Soon I was eating Count Chocula Breakfast cerial, and I was well and truly lost. I thought vampires were a cool thing to be. What kid wouldn’t when sick shows like that make them look cool, and cerials like Count Chocula make kids believe drinking human blood actually tastes like chocolate milk.
Q- Is there such a thing as a 'Christian Goth'
No, That would be stupid. All Goths are Pagan Satanist Jew Athiests.
When you were a Goth did you ever eat babies?
Are you kidding? Of course I did. All Goths eat babies. I'd have them on toast 3 times a day! We were all brainwashed into thinking it was actually fun to bite a babies eyes out, and listening to them scream. Such is the barbaric and wicked world of Goth.
Why do Goths want to hurt a poor innocent babies?
Hey, that’s just what we Goths do. Goths hate babies! I think it’s got something to do with their innocence. When I first became a Goth I couldn’t walk past a pram without wanting to push it over. If I saw a woman pushing a pram along the street I would run up to them, and violently punch their baby in the face a good 20 or 30 times. It’s the same with old folks. You just get this uncontrollable urge to knock them over, and kick them in the head. I can’t explain it. I guess it’s a ‘Goth thing’. Goths also hate heavily pregnant women. If I’d see a pregnant woman, I’d run over and drag her to the ground, and jump up and down on her fat ugly grotesque belly till the baby came out, and kick the baby around like a bloody soccer-ball. Goths also like punching puppies, and hurting other small animals.
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