[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

There is no frustration when you follow the Lamb. I am quite happy seeding my unmoving wife in total darkness through a hole in a sheet.

What about her happiness?

[Deaner]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

What about her happiness?

What are you talking about?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

What are you talking about?

Your wife - is SHE happy lying motionless while being "seeded" through a hole in the sheet? Or do you even care about her happiness?

[Deaner]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Your wife - is SHE happy lying motionless while being "seeded" through a hole in the sheet?

I don't know; she's not allowed to make any noise either.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

I don't know; she's not allowed to make any noise either.

You could try ASKING her what she would like.

[Deaner]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

You could try ASKING her what she would like.

Like all True Christian women she's happy when it's over.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Like all True Christian women she's happy when it's over.

I feel sorry for her - poor woman has apparently never expereinced love-making the way it was meant to be.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

I feel sorry for her - poor woman has apparently never expereinced love-making the way it was meant to be.

What's the way it meant to be? On all fours?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

What's the way it meant to be? On all fours?

The way it was meant to be is pleasurable to bith parties. If on all fours is enjoyable for you and your significant other, go for it.

[Talitha]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

The way it was meant to be is pleasurable to bith parties. If on all fours is enjoyable for you and your significant other, go for it.

Are you really saying we are meant to enjoy THAT???

You really do have something wrong don't you?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Are you really saying we are meant to enjoy THAT???

You really do have something wrong don't you?

I'm saying that sex should be enjoyable for both participants - and that they should employ any orifices, appendages, toys, and/or positions that they find mutually pleasurable.

[Deaner]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

...and that they should employ any orifices, appendages, toys, and/or positions that they find mutually pleasurable.

Is your avatar a picture of you going to your husband for fertilization?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Is your avatar a picture of you going to your husband for fertilization?

No, it's a Dancing Shiva.

I don't post those pictures on the internet.

[SUV]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

No, it's a Dancing Shiva.

Wow, it would be Awesome if you met up with the Elephant Man (Ganesa?) or the Octopus Man or something. I wonder who would win?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

Wow, it would be Awesome if you met up with the Elephant Man (Ganesa?) or the Octopus Man or something. I wonder who would win?

Lady, what ARE you smoking?