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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

    Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

    Laura Todd Says She's Been Dead On, Off Again For 8 Years

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- A Nashville woman said that having to prove she’s alive over and over is ruining her life. Laura Todd said an 8-year-old typo is affecting everything from her credit to her tax return. "I don't think people realize how difficult it is to be dead when you're not,” she said.


    She said her problems started when someone in Florida died and her Social Security number was accidentally typed in. Todd said she thought the problem had been straightened out, but when she went to refinance her house in 2002, “SunTrust called and said, ‘Your credit report says you're dead.’"

    She straightened that incident out, but in 2006 the Internal Revenue Service refused to process her return. "The IRS says I’m dead. Everybody says I'm dead,” she said.

    She said being dead off and on has made everyday life a hassle. She said her bank closed her credit card account and attached a note of sympathy: “Please accept our condolences on the death of Laura Todd.”

    She said the last straw came recently when the IRS once again refused to let her file her taxes electronically because she's dead. She said that at one point it was funny, but now it’s getting old. “I'm tired. I've been fighting this for eight years, and it never ends,” she said. “I'm very much alive, and would like to live out my life in peace without having this problem."

    The IRS said it would research the problem and try to get it straightened out. Social Security said it has updated its computers and that the fix should also fix the problems with her credit reports.

    Todd said she'll try to file her tax return again and see if the problem has really been fixed.
    I don't see why this is such a problem, she never has to pay taxes. (Just don't bet on a flat tax.)
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #2
    Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

    She sounds ungrateful to me.
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056

      #3
      Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
      She sounds ungrateful to me.

      It would be unethical for her to use this to get out of paying her taxes. She's trying to do the right thing. You should be lauding her honesty, not bashing her for it.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • Marshall
        Righteous and Patriotic
        Highest body count at the VFW
        True Christian™
        • Oct 2006
        • 3322

        #4
        Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

        I calls 'em like I sees 'em Jennifer.
        She should be happy that her refund will be going to good use rather than some sort of personal materialistic nonsense. She would just waste that money anyway, she should be grateful to be an American and stop complaining. It could be worse, she could be living in Eurabia under sharia law.
        God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #5
          Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

          I think it's just another example of what happens when a woman tries to look after her own affairs. There's no mention of her husband so I can only assume she's a dyke. Seems like being declared dead is a direct warning from Christ to change her ways.

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          • VictoryOS
            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
             
            • Dec 2007
            • 5388

            #6
            Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
            I think it's just another example of what happens when a woman tries to look after her own affairs. There's no mention of her husband so I can only assume she's a dyke. Seems like being declared dead is a direct warning from Christ to change her ways.
            Nashville is a den of depravity anyway, so I can't say I'm surprised.
            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
            in 2016

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            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #7
              Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
              I think it's just another example of what happens when a woman tries to look after her own affairs. There's no mention of her husband so I can only assume she's a dyke. Seems like being declared dead is a direct warning from Christ to change her ways.
              Why do you assume that a woman must be a lesbian if she isn't married?
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • narrowpathy
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                • Jan 2008
                • 318

                #8
                Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                Why do you assume that a woman must be a lesbian if she isn't married?
                Really why? She could be a heterosexual prostitute.
                "Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me" -- Faaabulous President Bush, May 27, 2004

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #9
                  Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

                  Originally posted by narrowpathy View Post
                  Really why? She could be a heterosexual prostitute.

                  Or she could simply enjoy her independence and not wish to share her household with anyone else.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #10
                    Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

                    Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                    Or she could simply enjoy her independence and not wish to share her household with anyone else.
                    Or she could simply be a man-hating dyke with severe penis envy who will rot in hell as soon as she dies.

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #11
                      Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      Or she could simply be a man-hating dyke with severe penis envy who will rot in hell as soon as she dies.

                      No luck at the nudie bar last night, Deaner? Just because a woman spurns your advances doesn't mean she must be a lesbian.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Deaner
                        Christ's Love Messenger
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 5932

                        #12
                        Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

                        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                        No luck at the nudie bar last night, Deaner? Just because a woman spurns your advances doesn't mean she must be a lesbian.
                        You've just come back and already you are waving your vile cooter in front of my face. I've told you before and I'll tell you again, I have absolutely no interest in a relationship with a secular woman. Now close your legs before Jesus sends something disgusting to crawl up there.

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #13
                          Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

                          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                          You've just come back and already you are waving your vile cooter in front of my face. I've told you before and I'll tell you again, I have absolutely no interest in a relationship with a secular woman. Now close your legs before Jesus sends something disgusting to crawl up there.

                          Trust me, Deaner, I have no interest in a relationship with you or any other TC.
                          It just saddens me to see you vent your frustrantion in such an unhealthy manner.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #14
                            Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

                            Leave it to those flaming libber-ALs in the State of Tennessee to not be Grateful for everything that God gives to us!

                            I guess by now this sinner is jiggin' around to the "music" of the Grateful Dead, too. Disgusting

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                            • Deaner
                              Christ's Love Messenger
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 5932

                              #15
                              Re: Woman Says Being Declared Dead Ruins Life

                              Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                              It just saddens me to see you vent your frustrantion in such an unhealthy manner.
                              There is no frustration when you follow the Lamb. I am quite happy seeding my unmoving wife in total darkness through a hole in a sheet.

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