[Brother Temperance]

Re: I think I am an athiest

1. He actually did it and died. Although this isn't my strongest theory, since I doubt he was actually that stupid.

2. He didn't do it and is gonna post he did do it and lie. Which is a sin if I remember correctly.

Well, that proves you wrong. I spent the whole of Saturday and Sunday praying to Jesus with a bag over my head (actually that's a slight overstatement, I did remove it while in Church so as not to be taken for a woman, in keeping with the commandment of 1 Corinthians 11:7), and I feel just fine and dandy today. Shows how much atheists know.

Also, thanks to your signature, I now know this site is crazy.
Citizens United and Not Timid.
C.U.N.T

As Sister Mary has pointed out, Citizens United Not Timid is a real group. If we're crazy, then so is a major strand of right-wing Republican thought.

You'll only be able to understand from an athiest perspective I'm afraid...But we're all wrong.

Speak for yourself.

Can someone tell me whether Temperance reflects the opinion and personalities of the majority of people on this forum? If so, i'll be leaving.

I reflect the Holy Bible (not literally, I don't have a shiny face like Moses). So does every other decent True Christian(tm).

Personnally i prefer a hundred times Atheists than you sick batists forum members!

Um, you do realise that you're a member of a Baptist forum, don't you?

He's a christian invention to scare little people like you!

Friend, while it certainly is the case that we do hate "little people" a lot, we wouldn't go so far as to make up Satan just to terrify midgets. Although it would be amusing.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I think I am an athiest

I have no satan beliefs..FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME, I DONT BELEIVE IN SATAN.

I don't care what lies you insist on telling yourself. It doesn't matter if you deny his existence or not. Once you meet him in the fiery depths, it will be too late to do anything about it.

[Priestess Avalon]

Re: I think I am an athiest

Your the one that must love satan that much to talk about him all the time..

I have no satan beliefs..FOR THE LAST DAMN TIME, I DONT BELEIVE IN SATAN.

He's a christian invention to scare little people like you!
so no need to tell me again i beleive in satan, i just dont!

[Nobar King]

Re: I think I am an athiest

Hey, Icey, maybe you can read this and report back here what you think?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I think I am an athiest

Yeah right, like u miss wouldnt dream of dragging me to ur lil church and force me to listen to everybody's sermon and hitting me because im wiccan?

If it were up to us, we'd burn you at the stake as the Lord commands, but He also commands us to obey secular law, so you're safe for now. At least until Jesus strikes you down.
But I think you misunderstood me. I said we know there are other religions. I didn't say anything about them being of equal value. If you're at sea and your ship sinks, think of Christianity as a real life preserver, able to keep you afloat until help arrives. Every other religion is pure lead, shaped and painted to resemble a life preserver, but will in fact kill you faster.

so leave me alone and go see them, they love to argue!

Leave you alone? You came to our forum and started spreading your Satanic beliefs!

so i think, you will never receive any apology from me for the next 2000 years!

Hahaha! It's funny that you think the world has anywhere close to 2000 years left.

[Pfc. James Nye]

Re: I think I am an athiest

Hi. I've lived a long time. Not 2000 years though. That is too long.

Midnight in some flaming town.

I rolled over a frog today. In my wheelchair. I was in the wheelchair, not the frog. He was rolled over by some jerk in a wheelchair. By accident.

I'm sorry.

I used to be a rainbow believer. All of us under its spell.

My open hand.

"Chopper" Nye.

[Priestess Avalon]

Re: I think I am an athiest

That was a very narrow-minded, intolerant and hateful thing to say. Why is it that all you witches are so full of anger and bile?

I expect an apology, harlot.

i will give an apology the day you apologize for your comments and hating and disrespecting other people's choices of religion and beliefs.

so i think, you will never receive any apology from me for the next 2000 years!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I think I am an athiest

Personnally i prefer a hundred times Atheists than you sick batists forum members!

At least they don't come around saying their religion is the ONLY one!

That was a very narrow-minded, intolerant and hateful thing to say. Why is it that all you witches are so full of anger and bile?

I expect an apology, harlot.

[Priestess Avalon]

Re: I think I am an athiest

Yeah right, like u miss wouldnt dream of dragging me to ur lil church and force me to listen to everybody's sermon and hitting me because im wiccan?

But wait, i readed in the forum that catholics are even worse than wiccans..so leave me alone and go see them, they love to argue!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I think I am an athiest

Personnally i prefer a hundred times Atheists than you sick batists forum members!

At least they don't come around saying their religion is the ONLY one!

No, they don't. They'll encourage you to worship Darwin, monkeys, moths, anything other than Jesus.

Anyway, we don't go around saying Christianity is the only religion. There are many religions and to say otherwise would be incredibly foolish. It's just that there is only one God (with three aspects), so ours is the only correct faith.

[Priestess Avalon]

Re: I think I am an athiest

Personnally i prefer a hundred times Atheists than you sick batists forum members!

At least they don't come around saying their religion is the ONLY one!

[Deaner]

Re: Atheist Nonsense

Can someone tell me whether Temperance reflects the opinion and personalities of the majority of people on this forum? If so, i'll be leaving.

Don't be stupid. We can only hope to attain the level of intelligence and theological genius of Brother Temperance. There's no need to leave; you don't have to be intimidated by his knowledge. He's actually a really nice guy once you get to know him.

[The Absurdist]

Re: Atheist Nonsense

Athiest crossing:

Lol, love that picture ahah
Nice one dude

[Scheherazade]

Re: I think I am an athiest

Feel grateful that you can easily save yourself, with little to no fear.

[Nobar King]

Re: Atheist Nonsense

Athiest crossing: