[Boudica]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

While I was reading this thread, my Juggalo friend was sitting right next to me and said he had something he wanted to post, so I let him. He is the one who posted first under my name, because he didn't want to make an account for the one thing he wanted to say. As a Juggalo, I'm pretty sure he has an understanding of what he and the group he belongs to is about.

Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are both Christians, however they are not YOUR type of Christians-"True Christians" as you call yourselves. Their music is written for entertainment purposes and Juggalos have a lifestyle they live by, but never have I heard any of the numerous Juggalos I know refer to the carnival as God. They are a group of people who stick together and take care of each other.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

You guys are stupid as hell, Juggalos are not a religion what so ever. It has nothing to do with faith or god or jesus. It's a lifestyle and you guys are retarded for thinking it's about god. Also, all walks of life are in this, rich, poor, young, and old. So you just don't know what crap you are spewing here.

So when "Violent J" and "Shaggy" announced that they were evangelical Christians, trying to use their "music" to turn people to Jesus, they were wrong?

Here, a wholly non-Christian source for you:

The Insane Clown Posse, long known for lyrics encouraging rape and murder, and whose violent, hedonistic fans are known for carrying out the lyrics’ suggestions (most recently pelting Tila Tequila with their own feces like so many monkeys at the zoo), have all along been trying to lead people to Christ.

ICP have a fearsome reputation, fostered by news reports showing teenagers in juggalo T-shirts arrested for stabbing strangers and lyrics like “Barrels in your mouth/bullets to your head/The back of your neck’s all over the shed/Boomshacka boom chop chop bang.”

All of which made Violent J’s announcement a few years ago really quite astonishing: Insane Clown Posse have this entire time secretly been evangelical Christians. They’ve only been pretending to be brutal and sadistic to trick their fans into believing in God. They released a song, Thy Unveiling, that spelt out the revelation beyond all doubt:

Fuck it, we got to tell.
All secrets will now be told
No more hidden messages
…Truth is we follow GOD!!!

We’ve always been behind him
The carnival is GOD
And may all juggalos find him
We’re not sorry if we tricked you.

The news shook the juggalo community to its core. While some fans claimed they’d actually had an inkling, having deciphered some of the hidden messages in several songs, others said they felt deeply betrayed and outraged: they’d been innocently enjoying all those songs about chopping people up and shooting women, and it was Christian rock?

[Alphonse Alban]

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Oh, I only now realized it.

Juggalos are all white middle class kids.
That is so funny! I always thought Juggaloes were negras as it sounds so much as Jigaboo.

Amazing!

[James Hutchins]

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You guys are stupid as hell, Juggalos are not a religion what so ever. It has nothing to do with faith or god or jesus. It's a lifestyle and you guys are retarded for thinking it's about god. Also, all walks of life are in this, rich, poor, young, and old. So you just don't know what crap you are spewing here.

You are absolutely correct.

These hatchet wielders are nothing more than uneducated trailer trash. But God will get the last last when these clowns end up in hell!

[Boudica]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

You guys are stupid as hell, Juggalos are not a religion what so ever. It has nothing to do with faith or god or jesus. It's a lifestyle and you guys are retarded for thinking it's about god. Also, all walks of life are in this, rich, poor, young, and old. So you just don't know what crap you are spewing here.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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this is the song u need to hear not what is a juggalo

*SATANIC LINK DELETED*

THY UNVEILING LYRICS

*Graphic Violent Links Cut*

Saying that one or two songs which you think are positive in their message makes all the filth, sex, and violence they've put out OK is like saying that John Wayne Gacy entertained some kids while dressed as a clown, so it's OK that he raped and murdered a few.

Murderous clown. Coincidence?

[Meek and Humble]

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this is the song u need to hear not what is a juggalo

*SATANIC LINK DELETED*

THY UNVEILING LYRICS

*Graphic Violent Links Cut*

We don't listen to that devil music around here, thank you.

[Juggalette4life]

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this is the song u need to hear not what is a juggalo

*SATANIC LINK DELETED*

THY UNVEILING LYRICS

*Graphic Violent Links Cut*

[Levi Jones]

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Haha Chemosh is my boyfriend.....and I can tell you HE IS RIGHT! I'm a juggalette....and it is basically obvious to any real christian that you people are pathetic freaks that don't know what god is about....I love god and live for him....so does my boyfriend, and thanks to him we are about to bring a baby into the world...

You are unmarried and living together in sin? I'm slightly afraid your child is going to have horns and or flippers.

and by the way, YOUR sermon is complete shit. and so are you....Religion is just a way for man to control one another....religion was created by man! I live for god....not man...not YOU! and you people are just basically the lowest form of human god could have created....If we are damned we will see all of you there....hypocrits!

Well, now that's funny. You are calling us hypocrites while you both curse and say bad words. You listen to music with bad words. You are living together while unmarried.

Maybe you should pull the beam from your own eye before coming into here judging us. Don't you think?

[Levi Jones]

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oh and what happend to the bible stating "judge ye no man lest ye be judged first"

I read the next four verses.

Matthew 7 1Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

This doesn't say to not judge anyone. It says to not do it hypocritically. It would be like if I hadn't read the Bible, yet I criticized you for not knowing what's in it.

Hint Hint..

read the bible before you preach it bromosexual.

Why don't you?

and as well. a juggle tard?? what r u 5?? act your age man.

You like people who dress like clowns and you are calling the Pastor immature?

also learn your faith before you preach it as well. you judgmental little prick!

Why don't you watch your potty mouth before you get banned again?

Sheesh, speaking of not knowing what the Bible says. You and ICP can burn in hell together, hypocrite.

Matthew 12:36-37 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment. For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Haha Chemosh is my boyfriend.....and I can tell you HE IS RIGHT! I'm a juggalette....and it is basically obvious to any real christian that you people are pathetic freaks that don't know what god is about....I love god and live for him....so does my boyfriend, and thanks to him we are about to bring a baby into the world...and by the way, YOUR sermon is complete shit. and so are you....Religion is just a way for man to control one another....religion was created by man! I live for god....not man...not YOU! and you people are just basically the lowest form of human god could have created....If we are damned we will see all of you there....hypocrits!

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[HeartlessLette]

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Haha Chemosh is my boyfriend.....and I can tell you HE IS RIGHT! I'm a juggalette....and it is basically obvious to any real christian that you people are pathetic freaks that don't know what god is about....I love god and live for him....so does my boyfriend, and thanks to him we are about to bring a baby into the world...and by the way, YOUR sermon is complete shit. and so are you....Religion is just a way for man to control one another....religion was created by man! I live for god....not man...not YOU! and you people are just basically the lowest form of human god could have created....If we are damned we will see all of you there....hypocrits!

[chemosh1]

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oh and what happend to the bible stating "judge ye no man lest ye be judged first"

read the bible before you preach it bromosexual.

and as well. a juggle tard?? what r u 5?? act your age man.

also learn your faith before you preach it as well. you judgmental little prick!

May my lord and savior jesus christ have pitty for your ludacris ways.

mmfwcl, peace.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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you should not judge ANYONE....

Wrong again, juggle-tard. Read my sermon on the subject HERE.

[chemosh]

Im a christian
But I am also a juggalo

juggalos are not a cult nor against god.

you should not judge ANYONE...
let the lord take it into his hands...
sometimes there is good people that do bad things just to get by
not everyone has money to feed there family so they are forced in to the streets in this cold cruel world to fend for themselves so they have to make ends meet with what they can get. No disrespect to your thoughts though.