[BelieverInGod]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Ah but we never said we were christians we said we were juggalos and its not the true believers that do the raping ank killing its the wanna bees...and r u telling me that a christian has never killed someone or raped some one? Thats what i thought so think about it real hard we r free to choose a religion that works for us and we choose Juggaloism because it stands for equality and acceptance of all peoples

What? You're not a very good juggalo are you? After all, you're gods leaders claim to be...

http://current.com/1nor34c

Fuck it, we got to tell.
All secrets will now be told
No more hidden messages
…Truth is we follow GOD!!!
We've always been behind him
The carnival is GOD
And may all juggalos find him
We're not sorry if we tricked you.

Must be nice to follow gods leaders who consider you so stupid you'll eat whatever crap they throw at you.

Not that we would ever consider ICP Christian. They can call themselves whatever they want, but Jesus warned us about false Christians.

Matthew 7:13-20 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

[ambweezy]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

EXACTLYYY!!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

I understand what you are saying but Music is music i mean how many times have you seen Violent J on the news because he actually killed somebody...never.

No, but they sing about doing those things, and with the cult they have formed since the Unveiling, people are going out and committing those crimes wearing their gear.

I have even heard a speech he gave to the Juggalos that hit Tila Tequila with a bottle he said it wasn't right and that it took courage for her to actually show up and get on stage for them...he personally appologized

That's good for him to apologize, but their followers still flung feces at her. Their followers are still a violent gang.

You say ICP is all about equality, but I would say they are preaching pure hatred and evil at gunpoint. Look no further than the song Chicken Hunting.

[Ninjalo]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

"I Stab People"

I...I'd like to uh, if its cool with Jake and Jack,
I'd like to address the juggalos, on a, uh, personal matter
Because, it's not all good
I mean, things aren't always done cool, you know I mean...
I just wanna talk to you guys about a problem I got...
Maybe you can help me

[Violent J]
I stab people, 4, 5 people everyday
I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but it ain't no piffleing way
I stabbed him, stabbed his nurse and his piffleing cat
Stabbed them! Stabbed them all like that
I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex, my manager
He was like, "WHAT THE piffle?!" I stabbed him in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there, I don't care
I stab anybody anywhere (uh, uh) there
I stabbed the mailman, he was pissed, he tried to mace me
I'm to quick with the stabbing, come on, come on, taste me
I stabbed Twizted, Jamie Madrox, I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me OWW!! Goddamn him!
I stab old people, ladies, little kids, I DON'T GIVE A piffle!
I stabbed a fat guy in the but (hehe), what?
I met Pete Rose and stabbed him, twice in his nipple
I'm Violent J, I stab people.

Maybe somebody can help me [4X]


So this is what you do when you are supposed to treat all people with respect, piffleing STAB THEM?!?!?

Juggalos are an even bigger crock of shit than these guys - - - >

I understand what you are saying but Music is music i mean how many times have you seen Violent J on the news because he actually killed somebody...never. I have even heard a speech he gave to the Juggalos that hit Tila Tequila with a bottle he said it wasn't right and that it took courage for her to actually show up and get on stage for them...he personally appologized

[Levi Jones]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Ah but we never said we were christians we said we were juggalos and its not the true believers that do the raping ank killing its the wanna bees...and r u telling me that a christian has never killed someone or raped some one? Thats what i thought so think about it real hard we r free to choose a religion that works for us and we choose Juggaloism because it stands for equality and acceptance of all peoples

It also stands for throwing feces at opening acts and not understanding how magnets work.

It's just a shame that they aren't mimes.

[Ninjalo]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Ah but we never said we were christians we said we were juggalos and its not the true believers that do the raping ank killing its the wanna bees...and r u telling me that a christian has never killed someone or raped some one? Thats what i thought so think about it real hard we r free to choose a religion that works for us and we choose Juggaloism because it stands for equality and acceptance of all peoples

[Able's Avenger!]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

"I Stab People"

I...I'd like to uh, if its cool with Jake and Jack,
I'd like to address the juggalos, on a, uh, personal matter
Because, it's not all good
I mean, things aren't always done cool, you know I mean...
I just wanna talk to you guys about a problem I got...
Maybe you can help me

[Violent J]
I stab people, 4, 5 people everyday
I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but it ain't no FUCKing way
I stabbed him, stabbed his nurse and his fucking cat
Stabbed them! Stabbed them all like that
I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex, my manager
He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" I stabbed him in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there, I don't care
I stab anybody anywhere (uh, uh) there
I stabbed the mailman, he was pissed, he tried to mace me
I'm to quick with the stabbing, come on, come on, taste me
I stabbed Twizted, Jamie Madrox, I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me OWW!! Goddamn him!
I stab old people, ladies, little kids, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
I stabbed a fat guy in the but (hehe), what?
I met Pete Rose and stabbed him, twice in his nipple
I'm Violent J, I stab people.

Maybe somebody can help me [4X]


So this is what you do when you are supposed to treat all people with respect, fucking STAB THEM?!?!?

Juggalos are an even bigger crock of shit than these guys - - - >

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Honestly how can anybody say whos religion is right? Im a Juggalo and that means i accept anybody of any race religion or background. I respect all unless they disrespect me. The lyrics of our music are written to send out a message of what not to do and also to say that all are equal if you dont believe me look up the song Thy Unveiled by ICP on youtube.com

. . . and that raping, stealing, and killing are Okeedokee.

You're not Christians, no matter how much Shaggy 2 Dopefiend and Violent Jackass say they are.

[Ninjalo]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Honestly how can anybody say whos religion is right? Im a Juggalo and that means i accept anybody of any race religion or background. I respect all unless they disrespect me. The lyrics of our music are written to send out a message of what not to do and also to say that all are equal if you dont believe me look up the song Thy Unveiled by ICP on youtube.com

[Able's Avenger!]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Excellent idea, Brother! Shout His GLORY and PRAISE!

I know it is difficult with such tiny little dancing squint-eyed slope-headed caricatures, but maybe we could also have them wearing some sag-ass jeans, way bellow the bottom of the cheeks like an inner-city soul brotha, lots of black, like a goth, and sporting "Juggalo" in Olde English Text. Maybe it could be detailed, like the one with the three A-rabs and scribble on top.

As a side-note: I was looking for a regular tongue-sticking-out emoticon, but could only fine a chinaman/digger hybrid. Am I missing a more standard one?

It's fascinating how these icons differ so much across the internet fora. I'm a member of several other collections of internet fora, like the Conservative Gun Club, Young Republicans, and Border Patrol United.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Well, Lycia, I didn't want to bang readers over the head, like a Juggalo hopped up on crank before an ICP riot

Come to think of it, this forum does need a feces-flinging monkey smiley. We could call it :juggalo:.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

What is everyone talking about on here? Juggalos are polite, intelligent, God-fearing, *literate* individuals with keen fashion and musical sense. . .

At least, that is what they think while they are doing drugs.

[Able's Avenger!]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

Here, I fixed that quote up for you.

Well, Lycia, I didn't want to bang readers over the head, like a Juggalo hopped up on crank before an ICP riot

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

What is everyone talking about on here? Juggalos are polite, intelligent, God-fearing, *literate* individuals with keen fashion and musical sense. . .

Here, I fixed that quote up for you.

[Able's Avenger!]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

What is everyone talking about on here? Juggalos are polite, intelligent, God-fearing, *literate* individuals with keen fashion and musical sense. . .