[BelieverInGod]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

What the hell is wrong with all of you? When I went to the ER Last Sunday guess what a JUGGALETTE was my nurse and guess what she was one of the best they had, I know many Juggalos and Lettes who work very high paying jobs, I do not know any that cooks meth or that whores around. Many are parents and they are good parents. like I said in another post ICP has saved many lives what have you done? You hate everyone who does not go to your special little church.

I would actually drag myself out of a hospital if they sent me a clown to be my nurse. Even Canada's healthcare isn't that bad. Oh, and what do you consider "high paying"? Manager at McDonalds? Seems the perfect job for someone who likes face paint.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

What the hell is wrong with all of you? When I went to the ER Last Sunday guess what a JUGGALETTE was my nurse and guess what she was one of the best they had, I know many Juggalos and Lettes who work very high paying jobs, I do not know any that cooks meth or that whores around. Many are parents and they are good parents. like I said in another post ICP has saved many lives what have you done? You hate everyone who does not go to your special little church.

What have we done?

We bring the Good News about Christ's temporary death on the cross at calvary to millions around the world, thus eliminating their chance to plead ignorance when they appear on bended knee before Jesus on Judgment Day. We don't wallow in perversion and satanic rock music the way you juggletards do.

[Thicklette]

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You got your GED after you dropped out at 16.

Also, whoring and cooking meth don't actually count as jobs. I guess Burger King does.

What the hell is wrong with all of you? When I went to the ER Last Sunday guess what a JUGGALETTE was my nurse and guess what she was one of the best they had, I know many Juggalos and Lettes who work very high paying jobs, I do not know any that cooks meth or that whores around. Many are parents and they are good parents. like I said in another post ICP has saved many lives what have you done? You hate everyone who does not go to your special little church.

[Levi Jones]

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and another thing we are not all drop out bums. I graduated highschool at 16 I am working 3 jobs we have real jobs we have real lives just to show not all juggalos are the same

You got your GED after you dropped out at 16.

Also, whoring and cooking meth don't actually count as jobs. I guess Burger King does.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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You didn't read this thread from the beginning, did you juggletard.

[godmockingjuggalette]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

I think it's selling drugs.

and another thing we are not all drop out bums. I graduated highschool at 16 I am working 3 jobs we have real jobs we have real lives just to show not all juggalos are the same

[godmockingjuggalette]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

u all need to stop and this thread needs deleted you are all in the wrong. you are doing the one thing the bible says. to love all god kids and not to judge I have been a juggalo since I was 15. I know you think i must just be young and wrong but I grew up like you guys are. my father was a paster and tried to turn into my perfect sister all my life. in trying to turn me into who i was not meant to be I turned angry hated him my family and god. i turned suicidal and turned to drugs. it wasn't until I found a close friend of mine was a juggalo. he introduced me to the music and shared some of the juggalo religion to me that I changed. and yes they have some odd songs that would not make sence to you guys but ICP are doing what thousands of churches fail changing the lives of lost of young people who dont want someone shoving god up there ass all the time I want you all to read these lyrics of another ICP song

[satanic lyrics deleted]

Yes we smoke we curse and drink but lots of churches serve wine for Communion Jesus turned water into wine and drank it. as long as drinking is controled it should be fine. and in bible times they didnt have words like shit piffle bitch those were all words that came later that humanity decided should be bad taking gods name in vain would prob be more like 'JESUS CHRIST! or OH MY GOD!' but thats about ti and the bible doesnt say shit about smoking. so please be open minded all the killing and gangs that people blame on the music they are just some genuine immature stupid people who need to find someone to blame for making there actions seem ok ICP had nothing to do with it. all there songs are agents like rape, abuse, even they talk about hoes and how they hate hoes and skanks. But juggle was wrong the way he was talking to you he didnt make any thing better. But I am always getting beaten up. and laughed at for listening to ICP just like meny kids are for being Christan. I make it threw cus I got my homies aka other juggalos who care for me and love me and will always stand by me. Please next time you see a juggalo treat them with the same kindness you want people in your church treated. we are not a gang we are a religion and like it or not we are here to stay and getting bigger. and thank you for taking the time to read this.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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But, they are so full of hatred, judgmentalism and ALL CAPS RADNOM KEUYBOARED MASHNG, that it's rather impossible to have a sensible, civilized conversation with them and help them find Christ.

Brother, I'm not sure they would know Christ if He bit them on their acne-ridden noses. They'd expect some happy-go-lucky hippie, not the Jesus of the Bible who will return to slaughter 1/3 of mankind and leave the corpses lying on the ground for carrion birds to feast upon, as foretold in Revelation.

This is how I imagine a Juggaloser meeting Jesus:

Juggaloser: "YO YO UR JEEBUZ RIGHT KEWL LESS SMOKE CRACK MAN AND TELL ME BOUT SHANGRILA AN SH*T CUZ U DONT JUDGE NOBUDDY MAH NIGGA!!!1!!eleven!"

Jesus: <SLASH>

Juggaloser: <THUD> (body) <thud> (head)

Baby buzzards: "Do we have to have clown again, Mom? They taste funny."

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Your semi-literate rant makes it clear that you are a retarded. Oddly, not a single Juggaloser who posts here is capable of writing coherent, intelligible sentences. We have determined that all Juggalosers are retardeds.

Amen, good reverend! I find it rather amusing that we have been making this statement repeatedly throughout the thread and every single new juggleloser that signs up just re-affirms it. Frankly, I've just about given up trying to communicate with these savages. We'd have better luck trying to talk to a moonspeaking Chinaman.

To be honest, I would really like to see these inbred white trash kids get Saved(r) -- I really, really would. But, they are so full of hatred, judgmentalism and ALL CAPS RADNOM KEUYBOARED MASHNG, that it's rather impossible to have a sensible, civilized conversation with them and help them find Christ.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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well this is my free will and you are stomping on my beliefs

I'm sorry, who has come to whose forum to shout and scream at whom?

once again god as u put it hates no one.

Do you have the scripture to back this up? If you're going to make claims about God's Word, it helps to at least back it up with a knowledge of God's Word instead of a rumor you may have heard from your uncle's cousin's barber's mechanic.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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i dont have to be religious to know what gods words were i have read the bible many times and just because i know what it says doesnt mean i believe in everything it stands for. one thing that u are forgetting is that the bible is written by man not god. it is mans interpritation of what god would say not has said not one person can actually prove that god exists and u know it. i have seen countless different versions of the bible and they all are basicly the same thing if u read between the lines. that is the reason u wont find just one god or one version of the bible its because the ppl in the old days needed something to believe in when they were in the hardest of times. i mean seriously put ur heads on straight and open ur eyes if god did exist then he would have made sure that we all fallowed his word and not let a man tell you how he would want us to be and what he would want us to believe. he gives us free will as u call it. well this is my free will and you are stomping on my beliefs and ur hate for anyone that is not like u shows and once again god as u put it hates no one. (RIGHT)

So, you say the Bible was written by men, not by God.

God knows everything. Surely you must agree, or why call Him God?

God is all-powerful. Again, if not, why call Him God?

Therefore, God knows what the Bible says. He could change it to say anything He wanted it to say. Every copy all over the world, all at once.

It says what it says. Therefore, it must say what God wants it to say.

If you say the Bible is incorrect, that can only happen in one of four ways:

1. God is malevolent, and intentionally misleading people into Hell.
2. God doesn't care what people do or believe, including not caring about holy wars, genocides, and discrimination, and is therefore not a loving God as you claim.
3. God is either unknowing or unable to make change, and thus not much of a god.
4. God does not exist.

So, which is it? One of those four, or the Bible is correct.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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here let me dumb it down for u.

I don't think you could make your posts any more dumb if you tried.

is this better can u read this any better then u could the other message?

Barely. You're not shouting, but now you refuse to use your shift key or enter keys at all which leaves a wall of words that isn't easy to read without capitalization at the start of sentences or paragraph breaks.
It's almost like you're trying to hide something, and not just the inherent laziness in clowns that make it impossible to type out the three letter word "you".

*Snipped out a wall of words here that was just too painful to try and make sense of, but the use of digits made this part stand out...*i do believe i have seen at least 2 of 7 deadly sins on ur pages alone

We're not papists, so if you're (translated for you: "ur") going to cry about the "7 deadly sins", please point out in the Bible (King James ONLY) where these seven particular sins are set appart as being especially deadly.

[icequeen the fool]

Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

i dont have to be religious to know what gods words were i have read the bible many times and just because i know what it says doesnt mean i believe in everything it stands for. one thing that u are forgetting is that the bible is written by man not god. it is mans interpritation of what god would say not has said not one person can actually prove that god exists and u know it. i have seen countless different versions of the bible and they all are basicly the same thing if u read between the lines. that is the reason u wont find just one god or one version of the bible its because the ppl in the old days needed something to believe in when they were in the hardest of times. i mean seriously put ur heads on straight and open ur eyes if god did exist then he would have made sure that we all fallowed his word and not let a man tell you how he would want us to be and what he would want us to believe. he gives us free will as u call it. well this is my free will and you are stomping on my beliefs and ur hate for anyone that is not like u shows and once again god as u put it hates no one. (RIGHT)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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OK I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE WATCHING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT AND FIRST OF ALL JUGGALOS IS NOT A RELIGION.

True! It's a cult!

http://www.juggalofaith.com/

AND I SEE YOU SITTING HERE BASHING ON PPL WHEN I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT TO BE JUDGING UR NEIGHBOR.

Please cite the Scripture that says we are not to judge others. Then tell me who the Bible says my neighbour is, by seeking out the word in context in the Bible.

I suggest using biblegateway.com for this task; it will be much easier.

I MEAN WHO GOES AROUND CALLING SOMEONE NAMES JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE THE SAME BELIEFES AS U.

God. Jesus called a Greek woman (and all non-Hebrews) a "dog".

Muhammad and over a billion Muslims call all non-Muslims "infidels" who are worthy of death.

Shall I go on?

I MYSELF DONT HAVE A RELIGION AND I DONT NEED ONE TO BELIEVE IN WHAT I KNOW TO BE TRUE.

Ah. You listen to Satan's whispers instead of reading the Bible, God's Word.

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE U SHOULD GO AND READ UR BIBLE AGAIN AND ACTUALLY TAKE INTO MIND WHAT IT IS REALLY SAYING.

Sounds to me like you should try reading the Bible for the first time, before telling us what you THINK it says.

AND WITH THE NEW AGE IN TIME YOU HAVE TO THINK THAT NO ONE IS ABLE TO FALLOW THE BIBLE WORD FOR WORD IT DOESNT WORK THAT WAY AND U KNOW IT.

I manage just fine. You're the one who has given herself over to lusts of this world.

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE U NEED TO TAKE A BIG BOY PILL AND ACCEPT THE FACT THAT NOT EVERYONE IS GONNA BELIEVE THE WAY U DO AND LEARN TO TAKE A LITTLE CRITICISIM ALONG THE WAY.

Sounds like you need to take a big girl pill (no, not the abortion-inducing ones that I'm sure you pop like tic-tacs) and accept the fact that anyone not a True Christian™ will be going to Hell, and we're trying to help people LIKE YOU understand and avoid an eternity of torture for their disbelief.

[Nobar King]

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You sure know a lot about God for someone who has no religion. You're nothing more than a Jesus hating anti-theist. Who else would claim that God loves everyone EXCEPT the people who follow him the closest?