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  • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
    Son in spite of your lack of grammatical skills, most likely a result of what little secular schooling you've had, your parents sound like relatively intelligent people.

    There is hope, however slim, that you can be brought to the bosom of the Everlasting Christ© and saved from your current path.
    Thank you at least someone has some kind of brains. I do walk with Christ and my grammar is normally very good, I'm just mad at some of the assumptive comments made about people when nothing is known about them. I'm also very "displeased" about comments directed at my family and myself.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      Originally posted by truejuggalo~Syrus~ View Post
      Thank you at least someone has some kind of brains. I do walk with Christ and my grammar is normally very good, I'm just mad at some of the assumptive comments made about people when nothing is known about them. I'm also very "displeased" about comments directed at my family and myself.
      We only want what Jesus wants. He sent you to us, now that you have calmed down a bit tell us about your favorite scriptures.


      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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      • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Nice mouth, you kiss your sister with that? Oh yeah, we established that earlier.

        I know you are a juggaloser. I know juggalosers are worthless posers. What more is need to know. I know you are a stupid child, probably 16 years old at most.

        what is an 'you im me im one '

        You move pretty slow, 18 minutes to make a response (I left to look at a move, "The Ten Commandments" on DVD). Normal people can do it immediately. So by your definition, you are a retard. Sorry. Though it explains hanging with juggalosers. Sort of like seeking your own level.
        leave my family out of it. you know nothing of me and its just pathetic. my age has nothing to do with it and im older. if you knew how to read more than five words you wud no wat it means. im not responding right away because im keeping my eyes off of this disgrace of a thread for as long as i can. and id rather hang with retards then an educated man if thats wat id have to call you. and JUGGALOS are not wat you think they are and we are not normal anyway. just fugg off on it.
        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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        • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          Originally posted by truejuggalo~Syrus~ View Post
          leave my family out of it. you know nothing of me and its just pathetic. my age has nothing to do with it and im older. if you knew how to read more than five words you wud no wat it means. im not responding right away because im keeping my eyes off of this disgrace of a thread for as long as i can. and id rather hang with retards then an educated man if thats wat id have to call you. and JUGGALOS are not wat you think they are and we are not normal anyway. just fugg off on it.
          Sorry, I did not realize you were all of 16 and a HALF! And yes, your family is pathetic, I'll agree with you on that.

          There you go with that retarded dialect again "wud no wa" and "wat id " You are right (assuming those are supposed to be words) I cannot read five of them. Way to go!

          I am well aware you your desire to be 'with your own kind'. We also know Juggalosers are far from normal. Thing is son, we are men of God. We do not worship anyone but Him. You pray to clowns with bad makeup.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Sorry, I did not realize you were all of 16 and a HALF! And yes, your family is pathetic, I'll agree with you on that.

            There you go with that retarded dialect again "wud no wa" and "wat id " You are right (assuming those are supposed to be words) I cannot read five of them. Way to go!

            I am well aware you your desire to be 'with your own kind'. We also know Juggalosers are far from normal. Thing is son, we are men of God. We do not worship anyone but Him. You pray to clowns with bad makeup.
            no i pray to God. i listen to music and defend my family. if that makes me a bad person then i dont no any good ones so stop being ignorant and leave the juggalos alone.
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              I hear a retard. What's it saying?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Originally posted by truejuggalo~Syrus~ View Post
                no i pray to God. i listen to music and defend my family. if that makes me a bad person then i dont no any good ones so stop being ignorant and leave the juggalos alone.
                Son , you cannot pray to God and be a Juggaloser. That is like saying you pray to God and are a Devil woirshiper. A Republican and a demoncrat.

                We do leave you lost causes and worthless trailer trash alone. I guess you did not notice but this is "Landover Baptist Church" website. You came here, uninvited. It is not "Juggalosers Wordwide - We Hate Jesus" http://WWW.JLWW-WHJ.Com . Perhaps you mistyped the URL?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Son , you cannot pray to God and be a Juggaloser. That is like saying you pray to God and are a Devil woirshiper. A Republican and a demoncrat.

                  We do leave you lost causes and worthless trailer trash alone. I guess you did not notice but this is "Landover Baptist Church" website. You came here, uninvited. It is not "Juggalosers Wordwide - We Hate Jesus" http://WWW.JLWW-WHJ.Com . Perhaps you mistyped the URL?
                  what is wrong with you people you dont know me yet you constantly bash me if your going to be that ignorant and not belive the truth then id rather not go to heaven if you belive so much ull b there cuz then either way id b in hell. if i cant praise God and be a juggalo then you cant praise God and be that stupid. its that simple.
                  A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    Brethren and Sistren,

                    It has come to my attention that despite the unsaved trash denying juggalos are a religion, they have started a petition to get themselves recognized as one.

                    Look at one of the comments the violent clown worshiping cultists left.

                    Rev JimmYDead here, i feel you. I represent the new hampshire branch of the of the church of the dark darn carnival. we are a religion. same as any bible out there without the b.s.
                    It would be funny if it weren't such darn serious business.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                    • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      Originally posted by truejuggalo~Syrus~ View Post
                      what is wrong with you people you dont know me yet you constantly bash me if your going to be that ignorant and not belive the truth then id rather not go to heaven if you belive so much ull b there cuz then either way id b in hell. if i cant praise God and be a juggalo then you cant praise God and be that stupid. its that simple.
                      It seems I have been put on call to translate in case the fellow's English skills get any worse. It wouldn't be so bad, yet he appears to be American and he also claims to be "one of the smartest people in his school."

                      Now friend, slow down and choose your words more carefully. No doubt, that ten minute pause between authorized posts should mitigate your sloppy tendencies.

                      Why join a Church with hatchets and violent misogynistic lyrics, when you could join a nice Universalist Church where you get to bake cookies and everyone gets to Heaven?
                      Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
                      For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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                      • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                        It seems I have been put on call to translate in case the fellow's English skills get any worse. It wouldn't be so bad, yet he appears to be American and he also claims to be "one of the smartest people in his school."

                        Now friend, slow down and choose your words more carefully. No doubt, that ten minute pause between authorized posts should mitigate your sloppy tendencies.

                        Why join a Church with hatchets and violent misogynistic lyrics, when you could join a nice Universalist Church where you get to bake cookies and everyone gets to Heaven?
                        i praise jesus for like the fifth time i just actually defend my family and i listed to music and enough bashing me people its old and just proves pathetic ignorance
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
                          It seems I have been put on call to translate in case the fellow's English skills get any worse. It wouldn't be so bad, yet he appears to be American and he also claims to be "one of the smartest people in his school."

                          Now friend, slow down and choose your words more carefully. No doubt, that ten minute pause between authorized posts should mitigate your sloppy tendencies.

                          Why join a Church with hatchets and violent misogynistic lyrics, when you could join a nice Universalist Church where you get to bake cookies and everyone gets to Heaven?
                          Only animal atheists use sharp edged utensils. True Christians™ employ kinetic weapons.


                          Leviticus 26:27-29

                          27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                          28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                          29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                          • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Besides the fact that all juggalos are posers, I don't have time to figure out which is violent while I'm being attacked.
                            oh really, why would we attack you in the first place? answer that one for me.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              I was responding to the poster who was warning us about violent juggalos. How could you miss that?
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                I was responding to the poster who was warning us about violent juggalos. How could you miss that?
                                cuz she wasnt here before or did u miss that part
                                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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