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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion
Is a juggalo a religon ran by black people?
Is a juggalo a religon ran by black people?
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion
No, why should we? Blind faith is faith of fools. I stick up for someone when I am in agreement with them. Here at Landover, we all have the same commitment to God and the KJV1611 Bible. So when t comes to God and His wishes, I follow, as do all True Christians™. But I assure you, we do not pray to a "killer posse". Get right with God son, that is your only hope.Originally posted by KillerKlown View PostIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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No, it's run by queers who dress up like clowns so they can mock Jesus. Avoid them at all costs.Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion
Well, it has been a whole day and this QueererQlown has YET to cite one piece of scripture even though he claims to be a Christian. I leave you to your own conclusions.Yours In Christ,
Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion
A good number years back, there was a fellow in Chicago that liked to dress up as a clown, he was a queer to. He liked to kidnap, rape and then kill his victims. I wonder if this Juggalo bunch worships him?Comment
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Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion
It is very possible that he has a close affiliation with them.Originally posted by James Dewitt View PostComment
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That was John Wayne Gacy. A catlick, of course!Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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man, fack your bullshit. i knew what to expect from your fake-ass religion. you guys interpret the Bible literally! it's no muthafackin surprise you guys think they're actually singing about stupid shit like that.
being a Juggalo is about being accepted for who you are, no matter how crazy, sane, wicked, pussy, hard, soft, rude, or polite you are. it's about being there for the homies you've accepted and those who have accepted you, and vice versa.
it's not about killing and murder (although, that is part of the fun). it's about seeing yourself for what you really are, not what everyone says. and only those who see themselves for what they really are and change to follow the light will ascend to Shangri-La when the Carnival comes and devours us all.
so live it up muthafackas! we ain't got long before that shit unfolds!Comment
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hey look some juggalos are crazy some are insane some had no homies and others had no fam but we gatherd just cuz we like the music and we are weird to you we might seem dangerous and shiznit like that and thats how we want u to feel we want u to be afraid because we are outcasts and are scary anyway but really we are ordinary people how have a new famComment
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You can actually understand what he said?Originally posted by sh3ll.shock View PostComment
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I'm afraid I still don't understand.
What is this whole clown worshiping ideal? It honestly makes no sense to me
...Do they pray to clowns in a tent or something?
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As I understand, it's a band who dresses up like clowns who has filthy lyrics. They were beginning to fade into obscurity, then they decided to troll their fanbase by claiming the "dark carnival" is an allegory to God.Originally posted by MissAnnaWhite~ View PostI'm afraid I still don't understand.
What is this whole clown worshiping ideal? It honestly makes no sense to me...Do they pray to clowns in a tent or something?
That got their meth mouthed clown worshiping fans even deeper into their cult. Juggaloes and furries occupy the absolute bottom wrung of "humanity".Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
You sir are going straight to hell just like Juggaloes. Isn't God "supposedly" the only one who can judge and you yourself are going against Gods holy wrath. Have a nice time burning in hell.Comment
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