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  • Hateful Lezbean Queer
    Unsaved trash, teenaged juggleslut
    • Feb 2010
    • 18

    #796
    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    God hates queers as much as He hates witches.

    You won't feel so clever down in hell, where you'll be peeled like a grape and forced to gargle satan's scalding spunk for all eternity.
    well, if im going to hell, then you better hope on your life that i dont take over cus i got enough family down there that would be as large as the russian and american armys combined.
    oh btw, wanna ask everyone how violent i get? go ahead, see the real me. because when you see me in person, your gonna wish you hadnt
    oh and think about this. God made us who we are, as we are all his children, am i right? Well that means that he made us gay, straight, bi, violent, emotional, insane..should i go on?
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • truejuggalo~SyrusTheClown
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Feb 2010
      • 20

      #797
      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Not sure I'd want to say it to your face as I strongly suspect it is a horrifying sight and I just ate my dinner. No matter.
      Sorry you are so out of shape. Eat right and exercise should fix you up!
      Insult you more? Why, you are doing a fine job without my help. But I am sure, everyone would appreciate you returning to the closet, there are children in the world.
      I doubt you read the Bible or care about a single word in it.
      no she dosent and after i read it once i didnt give a damn either o well i guess thats just us being ignorant right? besides being vamps dosent make us any less human and stop bashing me and her cuz u dont have any idea wat ur saying so just go screw off and b retarded with someone who cares about ur stupid cult
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #798
        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

        Originally posted by truejuggalo~SyrusTheClown View Post
        i dont do drugs but id bet you ppl do and she isnt a whore.
        You can't even speak American and you live here. You expect us to believe you aren't all hopped up on the goofballs, jenkum and meth?


        Originally posted by truejuggalo~SyrusTheClown View Post
        only five
        She's only five? She is way too young to be listening to ICP. You should be ashamed. I should call the CPS on you. I bet it wouldn't be the first time.

        Originally posted by truejuggalo~SyrusTheClown View Post
        i thought i was surposed to be the dumb one. i said dont bash my family so dont call her a whoreor a slut or anything like that.
        You mean that jugglelette slut?

        She is your family? She's your five year old sister? She has excellent composition and typing skills for her age. I suppose that will have to suffice as some sort of silver lining if one could be garnered by these trainwrecks of what passes as posts from jugglers ITT.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #799
          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

          Originally posted by truejuggalo~SyrusTheClown View Post
          no she dosent and after i read it once i didnt give a damn either o well i guess thats just us being ignorant right? besides being vamps dosent make us any less human and stop bashing me and her cuz u dont have any idea wat ur saying so just go screw off and b retarded with someone who cares about ur stupid cult
          Huh???? In English please.

          I have no idea what you tried to say. Are you drunk?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553

            #800
            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

            Originally posted by Space~bunnyslut View Post
            well, if im going to hell, then you better hope on your life that i dont take over cus i got enough family down there that would be as large as the russian and american armys combined.
            oh btw, wanna ask everyone how violent i get? go ahead, see the real me. because when you see me in person, your gonna wish you hadnt
            Another internet tough guy, huh?



            Originally posted by Space~bunnyslut View Post
            oh and think about this. God made us who we are, as we are all his children, am i right? Well that means that he made us gay, straight, bi, violent, emotional, insane..should i go on?
            And so you believe that God automatically loves every one of His creations, huh? Hornets, cancer, poison ivy, retards...He loves them all?

            Sorry, but the Bible doesn't say that. You've either been lied to or else you're experiencing some drug induced hallucination. God hates plenty of His creations. He only loves those who love Him.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #801
              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

              Originally posted by truejuggalo~SyrusTheClown View Post
              no she dosent and after i read it once i didnt give a damn either o well i guess thats just us being ignorant right? besides being vamps dosent make us any less human and stop bashing me and her cuz u dont have any idea wat ur saying so just go screw off and b retarded with someone who cares about ur stupid cult
              Vampires to boot. I see I'm going to have to spend 8 hours in my prayer closet today with the hair shirt.

              My heart can't take so much sin in one single tard.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #802
                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                Originally posted by Space~bunnyslut View Post
                oh btw, wanna ask everyone how violent i get?
                It is no doubt some satanic power that grants you super strength at the cost of IQ points.

                Originally posted by Space~bunnyslut View Post
                go ahead, see the real me. because when you see me in person, your gonna wish you hadnt
                This is probably the truest thing ever posted on the internets.

                Originally posted by Space~bunnyslut View Post
                should i go on?
                No, please don't.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • Hateful Lezbean Queer
                  Unsaved trash, teenaged juggleslut
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 18

                  #803
                  Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                  Sorry, but the Bible doesn't say that. You've either been lied to or else you're experiencing some drug induced hallucination. God hates plenty of His creations. He only loves those who love Him.
                  Well think of it this way. you cant say i dont love god, for isnt god just a religious figure to look up to and worship? And what is wiccan? A religion taht performs rituals in the honor of gods and godesses that in fact resemble the god you worship. So, with that fact in mind. Wouldn't he love me since the gods and goddesses i worship are infact, him in another way to speak of? So this is a battle already lost in your case. oh and congrats on changing my name to bunnyslut, you do realise how childish that is to begin with? your no better than the rest of the cyber bullys in this world that think theyr so high and mighty,when in all reality theyr scared of the rest of us that actually know what were talking about.
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #804
                    Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                    Originally posted by Space~bunnyslut View Post
                    Well think of it this way. you cant say i dont love god, for isnt god just a religious figure to look up to and worship? And what is wiccan? A religion taht performs rituals in the honor of gods and godesses that in fact resemble the god you worship. So, with that fact in mind. Wouldn't he love me since the gods and goddesses i worship are infact, him in another way to speak of? So this is a battle already lost in your case. oh and congrats on changing my name to bunnyslut, you do realise how childish that is to begin with? your no better than the rest of the cyber bullys in this world that think theyr so high and mighty,when in all reality theyr scared of the rest of us that actually know what were talking about.
                    Short and sweet
                    Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #805
                      Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                      Originally posted by Space~bunnyslut View Post
                      Well think of it this way. you cant say i dont love god, for isnt god just a religious figure to look up to and worship? And what is wiccan? A religion taht performs rituals in the honor of gods and godesses that in fact resemble the god you worship. So, with that fact in mind. Wouldn't he love me since the gods and goddesses i worship are infact, him in another way to speak of? So this is a battle already lost in your case. oh and congrats on changing my name to bunnyslut, you do realise how childish that is to begin with? your no better than the rest of the cyber bullys in this world that think theyr so high and mighty,when in all reality theyr scared of the rest of us that actually know what were talking about.
                      This thread isn't about wiccans. Please use the search function to register your hysteria in the proper thread.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Hateful Lezbean Queer
                        Unsaved trash, teenaged juggleslut
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 18

                        #806
                        Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                        in a way, you do know that you have just agreed with me in saying that our religious beliefs are in fact the same? we jsut have different ways of expressing them. God created the earth of wich we live on, and wiccan is giving back to the earth in small forms of sacrifice such as cutting our hair and such? we do not go to an extreme such as cutting off limbs or sacrificing actualy humans or animals. in all reality some wiccans believe as to give back to the earth as thanking those who gave us life in the beginning. I fight for what i love and believe in, and will stand up to anyone that says otherwise. Because in all reality, every religion people practice is a way of saying thanks to gods and goddesses for the life we have now. but in fact this is about wiccans as well as juggalos and everything else if you look at the top of your page. Being a juggalo is not a religion or a lifestyle. Its loving the music for what it is, because each song has deeper meaning than you will ever know because you wouldnt take the time to actually see it, but rather attempt to make others hate something that is actually philisophical
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • Jacob the Angry Liar
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 309

                          #807
                          Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                          Originally posted by Hateful Lezbean Queer View Post
                          in a way, you do know that you have just agreed with me in saying that our religious beliefs are in fact the same? we jsut have different ways of expressing them. God created the earth of wich we live on, and wiccan is giving back to the earth in small forms of sacrifice such as cutting our hair and such? we do not go to an extreme such as cutting off limbs or sacrificing actualy humans or animals. in all reality some wiccans believe as to give back to the earth as thanking those who gave us life in the beginning. I fight for what i love and believe in, and will stand up to anyone that says otherwise. Because in all reality, every religion people practice is a way of saying thanks to gods and goddesses for the life we have now. but in fact this is about wiccans as well as juggalos and everything else if you look at the top of your page. Being a juggalo is not a religion or a lifestyle. Its loving the music for what it is, because each song has deeper meaning than you will ever know because you wouldnt take the time to actually see it, but rather attempt to make others hate something that is actually philisophical
                          Yeah, "pifflein riping pig's tongues out of the back of their cranium" is real philosophical...

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #808
                            Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                            Originally posted by Hateful Lezbean Queer View Post
                            in a way, you do know that you have just agreed with me in saying that our religious beliefs are in fact the same? we jsut have different ways of expressing them. God created the earth of wich we live on, and wiccan is giving back to the earth in small forms of sacrifice such as cutting our hair and such? we do not go to an extreme such as cutting off limbs or sacrificing actualy humans or animals. in all reality some wiccans believe as to give back to the earth as thanking those who gave us life in the beginning. I fight for what i love and believe in, and will stand up to anyone that says otherwise. Because in all reality, every religion people practice is a way of saying thanks to gods and goddesses for the life we have now. but in fact this is about wiccans as well as juggalos and everything else if you look at the top of your page. Being a juggalo is not a religion or a lifestyle. Its loving the music for what it is, because each song has deeper meaning than you will ever know because you wouldnt take the time to actually see it, but rather attempt to make others hate something that is actually philisophical
                            You really are as retarded as the juggaloser, just a little more articulate.
                            That is BS you just wrote is the lamest excuse I have heard. Re-read the quote from Exodus.
                            Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

                            God is commanding us to kill all witches. That seems to cover juggalosers too.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #809
                              Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                              Originally posted by Hateful Lezbean Queer View Post
                              in a way, you do know that you have just agreed with me in saying that our religious beliefs are in fact the same? we jsut have different ways of expressing them. God created the earth of wich we live on, and wiccan is giving back to the earth in small forms of sacrifice such as cutting our hair and such? we do not go to an extreme such as cutting off limbs or sacrificing actualy humans or animals. in all reality some wiccans believe as to give back to the earth as thanking those who gave us life in the beginning. I fight for what i love and believe in, and will stand up to anyone that says otherwise. Because in all reality, every religion people practice is a way of saying thanks to gods and goddesses for the life we have now. but in fact this is about wiccans as well as juggalos and everything else if you look at the top of your page. Being a juggalo is not a religion or a lifestyle. Its loving the music for what it is, because each song has deeper meaning than you will ever know because you wouldnt take the time to actually see it, but rather attempt to make others hate something that is actually philisophical
                              This thread is not about wiccans. Please use the Search function to register your hysteria in the correct thread.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78553

                                #810
                                Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion

                                There is only one God, and that is Jesus.

                                "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

                                "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." -- John 14:6

                                "Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved." -- Acts 4:10
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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