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  • PeteyT
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    Marijuana is a plant first made by God and then turned evil by Satan. The path of the dirty hippie and marijuana user is the path of the Devil himself.

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  • Palmer C. Eldrich
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    18. Closet hippies who are too embarrassed by their deathstyle choice that they hide all outward hippie affectations. Here is the testimonial of one such type:
    I think the misunderstanding here comes from the use of the word "hippie". I contend that there are no more hippies, there are only old hippies like myself who have moved on in our journey, we look like any average person on the street, but in our hearts still burns the same beliefes that fueled the REAL rebellion and change of the 1960's. So hippie isn't really a way of dressing, bathing or tea drinking, it's all an inside thing, a philosophy. I myself am almost 63 years old, look like a librarian or teacher at a catholic school, have a professional career, and after five, baby, I go home and water my luxuriant pot garden and listen to sitar music, which I dearly love. No one looking at me would ever guess.....but I am a REAL hippie. I've noticed that everybody from street people, to homeless perople, to people at the burn with dreadlocks are always referred to as hippies, maybe because there is no other slot they can be easily filed into. There are no more hippies, there are only people that can't be described any other way. If you're under 55, you're not a hippie. The hippie died in the early 70s. Everything else is a poor imitation. Maybe it's the word...hippie....there are only old hippies like me, and we know when we see each other, and we smile....
    It's likely the shame of her hidden drug addiction that is making her behave this way.

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  • Nobar King
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    The problem with your trying to get all of these hippies to stop is in the technique.

    You have to convey the message to in a language they are familiar with.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Originally posted by GoodPapist View Post
    you can't be addicted to marijuana, Protestant. I look down upon you as a Catholic, a member of the only true Church. Hey, at least I go to a Church. You guys go a forum about a false church in a false city so suck on that, Baptist.
    Hmmm....The Poop is a Nazi, all priests are pedophiles and homers who are not allowed to do as GOD commanded of Adam and Eve, the 'church' believes that taking mass involves eating the actual flesh and blood of JESUS, and you worship His mother who was unclean in childbirth.

    I'd say you have denial issues.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by GoodPapist View Post
    you can't be addicted to marijuana, Protestant. I look down upon you as a Catholic, a member of the only true Church. Hey, at least I go to a Church. You guys go a forum about a false church in a false city so suck on that, Baptist.
    You have exactly zero rights on this Godly forum, papist troll. We will await your apology from Quarantine.

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  • GoodPapist
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    you can't be addicted to marijuana, Protestant. I look down upon you as a Catholic, a member of the only true Church. Hey, at least I go to a Church. You guys go a forum about a false church in a false city so suck on that, Baptist.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by GoodChristian View Post
    Hippies are majestic people who are their own individual. They cause no harm and shall never be seen as a threat to society. And weed is not the Devil's drug, but instead it is God's drug. Did not you, good Christians, read God's word: "I give you plants, you are free to use them." Read you KJV Bible's and I'll read my Catholic Bibles.
    Hippies are filthy hairy smelly drug addicts who reject Jesus and are a menace to society. Just look a the Manson gang as one example.


    Don't come in here trying to defend them, because that's satan's work. You aren't welcome here.

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  • GoodPapist
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    Hippies are majestic people who are their own individual. They cause no harm and shall never be seen as a threat to society. And weed is not the Devil's drug, but instead it is God's drug. Did not you, good Christians, read God's word: "I give you plants, you are free to use them." Read you KJV Bible's and I'll read my Catholic Bibles.

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  • Nobar King
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    Stealing money from mom and dad an squandering it on your hippie paraphernalia is among the worst crimes:
    17: Hippie Trustafarians

    Oh man. Nothing gets my goat quite like a hippie Trustafarian. Trustafarians, usually seen at reggae club nights, or watching some live drum n'bass, can easily be identified by the fact that they have dreadlocks, are white and possibly wear trousers made from hemp. What sets them apart from other kinds of 'farians is the fact that they're from very middle class homes and are going on an eco-war with the help of daddy's trust fund.

    As wealthy as these Trustafarians are, they can oft be seen hovering around someone making a roll-up, and then, with like, totally groovy vibes, asking for one. You should ALWAYS say no to these spoiled bozos. They can afford a plantation of tobacco plants, so a small pouch of Drum (the yellow one of course) shouldn't set them back too much. These little trust-funders might be skanking to some socially conscious world music / hip-hop now... but they'll be working in insurance before they're 30. Avoid these charlatans like the plague.

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  • Palmer C. Eldrich
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    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    15. Flower children

    This hippy had a father named Sunflower and a mother named Rose. Enough said:

    She's picking poppies to make her dope.
    Who is that Smurfy guy on the right? Is this one of those Smurf porn adverts?

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  • Nobar King
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    16. Card-carrying hippies

    These hippies willfully defy federal law and lie to their doctors to get fraudulent prescriptions for weed to cure their un-diagnosable illnesses. They will talk your ear off about their Marijuana 'license' and brag about the latest genetically engineered strains of super-potent reefer that they picked up at the local cannabis dispensary crack house.
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  • Nobar King
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    15. Flower children

    This hippy had a father named Sunflower and a mother named Rose. Enough said:

    She's picking poppies to make her dope.

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  • Nobar King
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    14. Nerd Hippies:

    This breed of degenerates works in IT or other computer support positions. Due to their nerd knowledge of computers and the internet they are able to maintain employment because no one in the office knows how to manage that stuff. Nerd hippies aren't required to conform to the office dress code and only wash their waist-long hair once a month. They are hogging corporate bandwidth and server storage to share countless bootleg copies of the Grateful Dead and Phish concerts with their bitTorrent peers. They also raid the office supply cabinet for stacks of blank CDs and DVDs to make copies for presents for their friends, even though the friends know that the gift isn't worth the value of the CD that it's burned on.

    Nerd hippies have a lot of friends, but most of them are from chatting online on forums while looking for more bootlegs or researching how to grow some weed in their closets.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Originally posted by Warrior of God View Post
    Brother Marshall...
    Over here in the UK we have a breed of hippy that I don't think your list quite covered.
    They call themselves New Age Travellers...They are the worst aspects of the gypsies blended with all the most evil of the damned hippies and grunged up new agers..
    Brother Marshal and I...as well as Bobby-Joe and a few others are well versed in casting out sin. Sometimes SATAN has a very strong grip on the sinner and he or she doesn't survive the process. We are happy to present our services when and wherever needed. All you need to do is supply the implements and certain vestments and clothing.

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  • Nobar King
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    13. Internet thug hippies:

    They're here, now, and they think it's fun to mock Jesus and disturb our Godly forum on Sunday morning, no less. These hippies obviously have parents who are too stupid to be able to check what their children are doing on their computers. Or, they don't care, anymore.

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