X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Pastor Ezekiel
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Brothers, do you know about the radical hippie terrorist network called the "rainbow family?" THIS is a group that our next president needs to round up and I don't mean maybe! Take a look at the riot footage captured below.

    Leave a comment:


  • Brother Temperance
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
    Hippies are the bane of America. They are responsible for the Liberalism that makes us weak on defense and putty in the hands of people who don't deserve our respect like Mexicans and Muslims and gays.
    And they don't eat meat. I still can't get my head around that. Where does it say in the Holy Bible that we shouldn't eat meat? Genesis 9:3 says that we should eat meat, right there, plain as day. I have yet to hear a single hippy give a half-decent explanation of why they ignore that verse. Saying that animals shouldn't be eaten is like saying that uppity women are a good thing, or that we should all pay attention to what Europeans have to say. It just doesn't make any kind of sense.

    Leave a comment:


  • Marshall
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Hippies are the bane of America. They are responsible for the Liberalism that makes us weak on defense and putty in the hands of people who don't deserve our respect like Mexicans and Muslims and gays.

    Leave a comment:


  • JennyD
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
    Everybody is equal in my eyes, and that includes the mentally challenged. Fallen Angel deserves to be treated like a "normal" person, and that includes being romanced and made love to.
    I think I'm going to be sick.

    Wouldn't you rather check out one of the fine, legally-competent ladies in the Meet Christian Singles section? I'm sure there's a barren horsefaced wretch fine young lady there who would be happy to serve you as the beast of burden she looks like become your blushing bride.

    Leave a comment:


  • Deaner
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
    Fallen Angel deserves to be treated like a "normal" person, and that includes being romanced and made love to.
    You're going to romance a retard? What do you do; hold up something shiny to distract them as you squeeze their breasts?

    Leave a comment:


  • Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Well, Brother Marshall, thank the good Lord you are holding up your end for what is right and true and the American Way, the Christian Way!

    We don't let our boys look like hippies. None of this long hair touching the ears. High and tight, the way God wants it! No facial hair for the men, either, that moustache is just a rebellion hiding in plain view. Sideburns are no longer than one half inch, and we begin to wonder about the fellows who push close to that one.

    The exception to this rule is for Pastors, Deacons, and Trustees who have had a moustache since before the days of the hippies. If they can prove they have worn it since at least 1958, they may keep the moustache (it had better be gray!) No other facial hair is allowed.

    2 Corinthians 6:14-18:
    14Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? 15And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
    16And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
    17Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.
    18And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty.

    Leave a comment:


  • Dwayne DeKalb
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
    Mr. DeKalb, I realize that you don't care about God's Law . . . but I'll have you know that taking sexual advantage of a retarded like Fallen Angel is a felony in most states.
    Everybody is equal in my eyes, and that includes the mentally challenged. Fallen Angel deserves to be treated like a "normal" person, and that includes being romanced and made love to.

    Leave a comment:


  • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
    chelseh's not a wican just i am. chelseh believes in a spririt thats shared by every1 and u need 2 expand ur conchense 2 experience it.
    Hey, maybe if you expand you consciousness enough, you'll finally be able to learn english! It's a long shot, but keep reaching for the stars (at the very least you might even stop using numbers to substitute words).

    Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
    Hey Fallen Angel. Are these guys insane or what? Where you from? Want to get some latte or something?
    Really buddy?

    I'm gonna agree with JennyD on this one. What you are trying to do is illegal and highly immoral.

    Now I do understand that in your case, it's times like this that might be your only chance to get a woman into your bed, but for the love of God man, have some dignity!

    Leave a comment:


  • Dippydix
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    I have to agree with you when it comes to hippies. They do nothing for society, and their imaginary world is impossible. If everbody is going to live the way hippies want to live, the human race would soon be eliminated.

    Leave a comment:


  • JennyD
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
    Hey Fallen Angel. Are these guys insane or what? Where you from? Want to get some latte or something?
    Mr. DeKalb, I realize that you don't care about God's Law . . . but I'll have you know that taking sexual advantage of a retarded like Fallen Angel is a felony in most states.

    Leave a comment:


  • ForGodsSake
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
    Hey Fallen Angel. Are these guys insane or what? Where you from? Want to get some latte or something?
    Probably a secret code they use for drinking pigs blood.

    Leave a comment:


  • VictoryOS
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
    Hey Fallen Angel. Are these guys insane or what? Where you from? Want to get some latte or something?
    You mean to tell me you read this:

    Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
    chelseh's not a wican just i am. chelseh believes in a spririt thats shared by every1 and u need 2 expand ur conchense 2 experience it.

    And you want to wander off with her to sip lattes in some coffee shop and talk about how we're insane? I believe what we have here is Exhibit A in the trial against the public school system.

    Leave a comment:


  • Marshall
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    This isn't a strip club for you to pick up sluts in!

    Proposition harlots elsewhere!

    Leave a comment:


  • Dwayne DeKalb
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Originally posted by Fallen Angel View Post
    chelseh's not a wican just i am. chelseh believes in a spririt thats shared by every1 and u need 2 expand ur conchense 2 experience it.
    Hey Fallen Angel. Are these guys insane or what? Where you from? Want to get some latte or something?

    Leave a comment:


  • Fallen Angel
    replied
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
    Wicca IS Hell.
    Being a Wiccadian is like being a hippy witch. Thats double trouble.
    Let her know Jesus is watching her random graveyard fornications and cat sacrifices and He is not happy.
    chelseh's not a wican just i am. chelseh believes in a spririt thats shared by every1 and u need 2 expand ur conchense 2 experience it.

    Leave a comment:

Working...