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  • jennabenna
    Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
    • May 2010
    • 262

    #91
    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

    Tell me, little wackjobs, which category do I belong in? I simply couldn't decide.
    If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #92
      Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

      Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
      Tell me, little wackjobs, which category do I belong in? I simply couldn't decide.
      Hellbound nigra lezbean witch will do.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14079

        #93
        Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

        Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
        Tell me, little wackjobs, which category do I belong in? I simply couldn't decide.
        I'll hazard a guess here: all of them.

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        • dawnthegirl
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2011
          • 2

          #94
          Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

          Originally posted by Marshall View Post
          Look here stalker, hippies are violent and a menace. Just look at what Manson and Koresh did!
          Marshall I also belive you need mental help, your just not quite right in the head. Sorry to have to tell you that but someone should tell Charlie sheen the same. Just doing a public service : ) Marijuana is a plant by the way, not a drug. have a great day ya crazy thing LOL

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          • dawnthegirl
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2011
            • 2

            #95
            Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            May I be permitted to submit an additional hippie subgroup?

            6. Zombie Wookie Deadheads:

            This group of brain-dead matted-haired sponges hide under rocks huffing reefer or playing in drum circles until the latest hippy jive jam-band comes into town. Then it's time to cluster 'en masse' to the latest venue. They wander around glassy eyed with a finger in the air hoping some fool capitalist hippy with too much money will hand over a ticket for free! (Calling them sponges is insulting to Eukaryota Porifera). In contrast to the other types mentioned above, these hippies eschew wearing shoes at all, and the soles of their feet are glazed black with the filth of years of not bathing. The dank stench of ditch weed will alert you to their presence long before they are spotted.


            Notice how he can't even keep his pants on?
            your another wack job aren't you.....you sad sad thing

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            • Two-Dollar Bill
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 532

              #96
              Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

              Originally posted by dawnthegirl View Post
              your another wack job aren't you.....you sad sad thing
              Do you understand the meaning of the word "sarcasm"? Or are you implying that you agree with Nobar King and just lack the communication skills to properly express yourself?

              If you write something that you actually mean and then add a sign that says "Oh, the sarcasm" you are implying that you do not mean what you say. In this case you would be informing Nobar King that he is, in fact, not a whack job and that he is not a sad sad thing. Based on your clear lack of writing skills (your=you are, wack=whack, you are should be capitalized, you sad sad thing should be a new sentence, and you did not conclude your statement with any form of punctiation) I am going to make the assumption that you actually did mean what you wrote. Which is a slanderous remark against a True Christian™ and not something which is looked highly upon. Especially by someone who has only made 2 posts. Who are you to judge?

              Luke 6:37 "Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven"
              Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #97
                Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                29 Signs You Were Raised By Hippies

                Your friends think you're liberal? If only they knew how liberal a home you're from.
                Your friends think you’re liberal? If only they knew how liberal a home you’re from.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #98
                  Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                  Hippie goat-yoga soap makers:

                  These druggies make soap from goat's milk. To make the best soap, they must use the best milk, which obviously comes from happy goats. How does a hippie make his goat happy? They do yoga TOGETHER!


                  Our Yoga Classes
                  This is a 60 minute class with the opportunity to take photos/cuddle with the goats for a few minutes following the class. Our yoga classes are accessible to all levels, while still challenging the body and mind. Stretch, strengthen, and relax the body and mind with playful and adorable goats! Each class begins with a breathing and centering exercise. Breath and movement are then paired together as you strengthen, stretch, and relax the mind and body. Each class ends in a relaxation and short guided meditation. Often the goats’ energy level mimics the activity in class, other times it does not. Either way, you are sure to smile a lot! We are certain that you will leave feeling better than when you came in! Classes are held rain or shine & mats are provided for all classes! Namaaaaaste!
                  I have to wonder if cuddling is all that they're doing with these goats, or if this is a gateway to something worse.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • handmaiden
                    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 11476

                    #99
                    Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                    You sure didn't catch Jacob doing yoga with his goats! He obeyed The Lord and God increased his flocks and his household.

                    Proof positive that Jesus wants His followers to prosper. Non-prospering is a sign that you aren't right with the Lord, or you're lazy and not right before God, or He hasn't showered prosperity on you yet because you need to give more to His Church.
                    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                    Guns For God and the Economy

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #100
                      Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                      25. Ecosexuals

                      Beth Stephens, Ph.D., and Annie Sprinkle, Ph.D., cam guide you to your ecosexual realism.
                      “Anyone can be ecosexual," said Stephens and Spinkle, explaining that being an ecosexual can mean merely "acknowledging that the world around us is part of our sexual identities and experience."
                      These are the people who you have to watch out for when you are just out for a nice nature walk. I'm just trying to get some exercise, I don't want to see you boning in the trees.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2014
                        • 709

                        #101
                        Re: Recognizing the hippy threat

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        25. Ecosexuals

                        Beth Stephens, Ph.D., and Annie Sprinkle, Ph.D., cam guide you to your ecosexual realism.

                        These are the people who you have to watch out for when you are just out for a nice nature walk. I'm just trying to get some exercise, I don't want to see you boning in the trees.
                        Sir,

                        Does this ecosexualism mean, that these people have some act with everything that moves or stands still?
                        People in Sweden do that. A lot.

                        PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                        Revelation 21:8

                        Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
                        Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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