[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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25. Ecosexuals

Beth Stephens, Ph.D., and Annie Sprinkle, Ph.D., cam guide you to your ecosexual realism.

These are the people who you have to watch out for when you are just out for a nice nature walk. I'm just trying to get some exercise, I don't want to see you boning in the trees.

Sir,

Does this ecosexualism mean, that these people have some act with everything that moves or stands still?
People in Sweden do that. A lot.

[Nobar King]

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25. Ecosexuals

Beth Stephens, Ph.D., and Annie Sprinkle, Ph.D., cam guide you to your ecosexual realism.

“Anyone can be ecosexual," said Stephens and Spinkle, explaining that being an ecosexual can mean merely "acknowledging that the world around us is part of our sexual identities and experience."

These are the people who you have to watch out for when you are just out for a nice nature walk. I'm just trying to get some exercise, I don't want to see you boning in the trees.

[handmaiden]

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You sure didn't catch Jacob doing yoga with his goats! He obeyed The Lord and God increased his flocks and his household.

Proof positive that Jesus wants His followers to prosper. Non-prospering is a sign that you aren't right with the Lord, or you're lazy and not right before God, or He hasn't showered prosperity on you yet because you need to give more to His Church.

[Nobar King]

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Hippie goat-yoga soap makers:

These druggies make soap from goat's milk. To make the best soap, they must use the best milk, which obviously comes from happy goats. How does a hippie make his goat happy? They do yoga TOGETHER!

Our Yoga Classes
This is a 60 minute class with the opportunity to take photos/cuddle with the goats for a few minutes following the class. Our yoga classes are accessible to all levels, while still challenging the body and mind. Stretch, strengthen, and relax the body and mind with playful and adorable goats! Each class begins with a breathing and centering exercise. Breath and movement are then paired together as you strengthen, stretch, and relax the mind and body. Each class ends in a relaxation and short guided meditation. Often the goats’ energy level mimics the activity in class, other times it does not. Either way, you are sure to smile a lot! We are certain that you will leave feeling better than when you came in! Classes are held rain or shine & mats are provided for all classes! Namaaaaaste!

I have to wonder if cuddling is all that they're doing with these goats, or if this is a gateway to something worse.

[Nobar King]

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29 Signs You Were Raised By Hippies

Your friends think you're liberal? If only they knew how liberal a home you're from.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/sandraeallen/29-signs-you-were-raised-by-hippies

[Two-Dollar Bill]

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your another wack job aren't you.....you sad sad thing

Do you understand the meaning of the word "sarcasm"? Or are you implying that you agree with Nobar King and just lack the communication skills to properly express yourself?

If you write something that you actually mean and then add a sign that says "Oh, the sarcasm" you are implying that you do not mean what you say. In this case you would be informing Nobar King that he is, in fact, not a whack job and that he is not a sad sad thing. Based on your clear lack of writing skills (your=you are, wack=whack, you are should be capitalized, you sad sad thing should be a new sentence, and you did not conclude your statement with any form of punctiation) I am going to make the assumption that you actually did mean what you wrote. Which is a slanderous remark against a True Christian™ and not something which is looked highly upon. Especially by someone who has only made 2 posts. Who are you to judge?

Luke 6:37 "Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven"

[dawnthegirl]

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May I be permitted to submit an additional hippie subgroup?

6. Zombie Wookie Deadheads:

This group of brain-dead matted-haired sponges hide under rocks huffing reefer or playing in drum circles until the latest hippy jive jam-band comes into town. Then it's time to cluster 'en masse' to the latest venue. They wander around glassy eyed with a finger in the air hoping some fool capitalist hippy with too much money will hand over a ticket for free! (Calling them sponges is insulting to Eukaryota Porifera). In contrast to the other types mentioned above, these hippies eschew wearing shoes at all, and the soles of their feet are glazed black with the filth of years of not bathing. The dank stench of ditch weed will alert you to their presence long before they are spotted.


Notice how he can't even keep his pants on?

your another wack job aren't you.....you sad sad thing

[dawnthegirl]

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Look here stalker, hippies are violent and a menace. Just look at what Manson and Koresh did!

Marshall I also belive you need mental help, your just not quite right in the head. Sorry to have to tell you that but someone should tell Charlie sheen the same. Just doing a public service : ) Marijuana is a plant by the way, not a drug. have a great day ya crazy thing LOL

[Didymus Much]

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Tell me, little wackjobs, which category do I belong in? I simply couldn't decide.

I'll hazard a guess here: all of them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Tell me, little wackjobs, which category do I belong in? I simply couldn't decide.

Hellbound nigra lezbean witch will do.

[jennabenna]

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Tell me, little wackjobs, which category do I belong in? I simply couldn't decide.

[Nobar King]

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Malaysia has taken proactive steps to prevent the hippies from ruining their modern society:

[BelieverInGod]

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This is a useful article that can help you identify White People with Dreads: A field guide

Use this comprehensive "Dreaded White Folk" field guide to identify these slobs.

There are certain breeds of dogs that are shown "corded" (AKA dreds). The way you achieve a corded coat is to not brush the animal and not bath it. I'm assuming it's the same for humans?

If one of my boys ever came home looking like this I wouldn't even give him the benefit of shaving his head. I'd brush his hair out with a pin brush until every hair was either pulled out or untangled.

[Nobar King]

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This is a useful article that can help you identify White People with Dreads: A field guide

Use this comprehensive "Dreaded White Folk" field guide to identify these slobs.

[Nobar King]

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Beware: Mexican communist hippies sporting the Citgo logo are invading the U.S.A.: