[Nobar King]

Re: I'm Asgard's Own and Asgard's Finest, baby...

sigh...

[JennyD]

Re: I'm Asgard's Own and Asgard's Finest, baby...

sigh...

Er, would you LIKE us to bitchslap you down to Hell?

[Deaner]

Re: I'm Asgard's Own and Asgard's Finest, baby...

We're considered one of the major religions of Scandinavia

Well yeah, Scandinavia is certainly one of the countries I'd use if I wanted to give my story some credibility.

Friend, you could drop all of Scandinavia into the United States and the American citizens would think it's just another ghetto of jabbering immigrants. Nobody would even notice.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: I'm Asgard's Own and Asgard's Finest, baby...

...So go ahead and judge me. :]

I love how you lot focus so much on Wicca and the Goth subculture and Catholics, but what about the TRUE religions--That is, those far more ancient than the trite, inane shite of today.

Asatruar {Or Odinism, for the idiots in the crowd}--I don't believe my path has ever been brought up on these forums before. So go ahead, guys; Condemn the Heathen. =D

My Patron God carries a Hammer. Yours was nailed to a tree. Any questions?

OWNED!

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: I'm Asgard's Own and Asgard's Finest, baby...

Back when I was Unsaved I watched secular televsion and during the last season of Xena: Warrior Princess she killed off all the "gods" except Ares who became a homosexual biker and later helped form The Village People. Assguard must therefore worship the biker in The Village People as he was the only demon left.

That is just too sad.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I'm Asgard's Own and Asgard's Finest, baby...

Jenny--The Poetic and Prose Eddas form the basis of our religious text. Our "Bible", if you would.

Nobar--Why let all the damnation and threads be focused primarily on fad religions such as Wicca? Why not, at the very least, take advantage of this thread to gain some knowledge of something else outside of what pops up in the media all the time because of a bunch of kids trying to be spooky? I'm plenty capable of civil conversation, this could become a Q&A with a modern day Valkyrie.

You claim to be a Valkyrie? I hate to sound crude, but should Landover consider implementing a "no fat chicks" policy?

[Deaner]

Re: I'm Asgard's Own and Asgard's Finest, baby...

My Patron God carries a Hammer. Yours was nailed to a tree. Any questions?

Um, correction. Your patron drunk scandavian false god carries a hammer. Ours has helicopter gunships, guided missiles and nuclear warheads.

Oh, and speaking of Odin, look at this idiot. He's got a bird on the top of his head...

[JennyD]

Re: I'm Asgard's Own and Asgard's Finest, baby...

Oh, and speaking of Odin, look at this idiot. He's got a bird on the top of his head...

I believe that Homer is wearing a dress, Brother Deaner.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: I'm Asgard's Own and Asgard's Finest, baby...

I believe that Homer is wearing a dress, Brother Deaner.

That's it then, he is a woman with a beard, probably an escapee from a freak show.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: I'm Asgard's Own and Asgard's Finest, baby...

...So go ahead and judge me. :]

I love how you lot focus so much on Wicca and the Goth subculture and Catholics, but what about the TRUE religions--That is, those far more ancient than the trite, inane shite of today.

Asatruar {Or Odinism, for the idiots in the crowd}--I don't believe my path has ever been brought up on these forums before. So go ahead, guys; Condemn the Heathen. =D

My Patron God carries a Hammer. Yours was nailed to a tree. Any questions?

I got a question, if your patron demon carries a hammer (making your partron demon Thor obviously) why is your stupid religion called ODINism?
Odin doesn't carry a hammer, but as seen in that picture, he carries a dress instead...
He's obviously the "wife" in the homersexual Odin-Thor relationship.

And he most likely only uses that spear of his for perverted sexual games with himself. Jesus pukes.

[JennyD]

Re: I'm Asgard's Own and Asgard's Finest, baby...

Where IS Assguard's Own, anyway?

Maybe he's off in search of Jesus?

Just read the Bible, Assguard!!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: I'm Asgard's Own and Asgard's Finest, baby...

Asatruar {Or Odinism, for the idiots in the crowd}--I don't believe my path has ever been brought up on these forums before.

Yes it has. It has received more coverage than it deserves already.

From the False Religions Register

Asatru (Asstrue - an obvious reference to the copious amount of anal sex in their rituals)
Submitted by: Pastor Nerue Gargalo, JustAGuy
worship: The Mighty Thor, a character created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in 1962. They also worship the later characters, Thor's evil half-brother Loki, Heimdal, Baldur, Sif, and Odin. But most important is the so-called "All-Father", Satan himself.