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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
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    #61
    Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

    Originally posted by Charles_Darwin View Post
    So are you saying that despite enjoying a fruitful and happy life with God, I need to change?

    Yeeeaaaahhhh, I think I might pass.
    If you are not a Christian, you will go to hell with joos, injuns, muslims, dotheads, swedish and other heathens. That is why I pray for you. If you open up your heart and truly accept Jesus as your personal Saviour and start following the bible, you will get to heaven with other humans. So great is the love of Jesus.

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    • Charles_Darwin Puppet
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      • Jan 2012
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      #62
      Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

      Sorry, that's meant to say without God. ^
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Alphonse Alban
        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
         
        • Feb 2011
        • 5724

        #63
        Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

        Originally posted by Charles_Darwin View Post
        Sorry, that's meant to say without God. ^
        Good to see that this Godly webpage already has an effect on you. You felt the power of Jesus, that is why you wrote "with God".

        Shout GLORY!

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        • Charles_Darwin Puppet
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          #64
          Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

          But I personally don't believe in Heaven or Hell, so telling me I'm going to go to Hell isn't going to convert me. You're basically saying that Christianity is scaremongering people into joining them. I'm not going to join a religion that works only on hypotheticals, which is not just limited to Christianity.

          Hence, I am a man of science. Science has proof, science is not "let's wait and hope we were right"
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • Alphonse Alban
            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
             
            • Feb 2011
            • 5724

            #65
            Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

            Originally posted by Charles_Darwin View Post
            But I personally don't believe in Heaven or Hell, so telling me I'm going to go to Hell isn't going to convert me.
            It does not matter if you believe in heaven or hell. Those are still only 2 options after you die.

            Originally posted by Charles_Darwin View Post
            Science has proof, science is not "let's wait and hope we were right"
            Quick, gimme proof of dark matter.

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            • Charles_Darwin Puppet
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              #66
              Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

              Light is distorted by things that we can't see. This is either black holes, or dark matter. Seeing as we can prove the existance of black holes in a location, if it isn't that, it must be dark matter.

              Prove God?
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • VictoryOS
                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                 
                • Dec 2007
                • 5388

                #67
                Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                Originally posted by Charles_Darwin View Post
                But I personally don't believe in Heaven or Hell, so telling me I'm going to go to Hell isn't going to convert me. You're basically saying that Christianity is scaremongering people into joining them. I'm not going to join a religion that works only on hypotheticals, which is not just limited to Christianity.

                Hence, I am a man of science. Science has proof, science is not "let's wait and hope we were right"
                Son, would you rather find the Truth now and save yourself the Eternal Torment of Damnation? Or would you rather find the Truth with Hell's Fires licking around your writhing body as you feel the heat rising up with Satan's laughter ringing in your ears?

                We are reaching out to you to help you find Salvation. Let yourself be washed is His Blood so you can shine in His Glory! The rewards are within your reach, Brother. Are you going to grab them?
                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                in 2016

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                • Alphonse Alban
                  Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                   
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 5724

                  #68
                  Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                  Originally posted by Charles_Darwin View Post
                  Light is distorted by things that we can't see. This is either black holes, or dark matter. Seeing as we can prove the existance of black holes in a location, if it isn't that, it must be dark matter.
                  That is your theory about the matter, a speculation. A speculation you place your faith on. I asked for proof, because you said that Science has proof, science is not "let's wait and hope we were right". So come on, gimme the proof and collect your Nobel. Or just admit that it is a matter of something you believe in.

                  If your proof for that is so flimsy, then proving God is very simple in your simpleton terms. We exist, God created us, so God exists.

                  Yes, I like proving things scientifically.

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                  • Charles_Darwin Puppet
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                    #69
                    Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                    I'm a law-abiding citizen. I don't do drugs, I'm not violent, I love my family and friends...
                    If I am a good person without needing going to Heaven as an encouragement, is that not the same as someone who does all though things because God says they should? I prefer to think for myself.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • Alphonse Alban
                      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                       
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5724

                      #70
                      Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                      Originally posted by Charles_Darwin View Post
                      I'm a law-abiding citizen. I don't do drugs, I'm not violent, I love my family and friends...
                      If I am a good person without needing going to Heaven as an encouragement, is that not the same as someone who does all though things because God says they should? I prefer to think for myself.
                      If you are not a Christian, you will go to hell.

                      John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

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                      • Charles_Darwin Puppet
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                        #71
                        Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                        That's not scientific. That's you saying God exists. So I can do that same with Dark Matter, or The Big Bang Theory.

                        I'm not here telling you that Christianity is wrong, it's just not what I believe in. Equally, you believe in God and not science. We're in the same boat.

                        My point in the first place is that Christians should not have the right to say that everyone else in the world is wrong. Everyone should be free to believe what they want, yes?
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • VictoryOS
                          True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                           
                          • Dec 2007
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                          #72
                          Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                          Originally posted by Charles_Darwin View Post
                          I'm a law-abiding citizen. I don't do drugs, I'm not violent, I love my family and friends...
                          If I am a good person without needing going to Heaven as an encouragement, is that not the same as someone who does all though things because God says they should? I prefer to think for myself.
                          Nobody ever thought their way into Heaven. You get to Heaven by following the Word of God, not by following philosophy professors.
                          Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                          in 2016

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
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                            • May 2008
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                            #73
                            Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                            Originally posted by Charles_Darwin View Post
                            That's not scientific. That's you saying God exists. So I can do that same with Dark Matter, or The Big Bang Theory.

                            I'm not here telling you that Christianity is wrong, it's just not what I believe in. Equally, you believe in God and not science. We're in the same boat.

                            My point in the first place is that Christians should not have the right to say that everyone else in the world is wrong. Everyone should be free to believe what they want, yes?
                            So why are you on a Christian church's discussion forum? You came here, we didn't come to you.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Alphonse Alban
                              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                               
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 5724

                              #74
                              Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                              Originally posted by Charles_Darwin View Post
                              The Big Bang Theory.
                              Yes, another theory science believe in. Again. you claimed that science has proof for all. You, not me. That was a mistake, because so much in science is purely placed in faith. You know this too. Sounds awfully lot like religion, don't you think.

                              Anywhoo, your poor knowledge about science is quite adoring, but what this has to do with trees and goths?

                              So get on topic already. If you want to learn more about real science, all you want to know and more can be found here.

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                              • Charles_Darwin Puppet
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                                #75
                                Re: Help me BAN Sick 'Goths Up Trees' Website!

                                EXACTLY! You haven't listened to a word I've said! I didn't come here saying I was a professor or anything, I said I BELIEVE in the Big Bang and evolution, not God. There is more evidence of the Big Bang than God...

                                Goths Up Trees is a purely satirical website, I find it quite funny that people have seen past that!

                                Farewell, sir. It's been fun talking to you.
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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