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  • I'm a dumbass
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Aug 2009
    • 4
    #61
    Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

    ahaha
    so you dont even have the balls to do what believe is right...

    ...and i bet you'll be looking down at me laughing at me from heaven? eh? ... attaboy...


    and btw i cant stand both your type as well as the ICP type... as i see it both of you are the exactly the same...
    i enjoy classical music most...Vivaldi is my favourite composer, and his composition, "andente" is my favourite ...

    i have quite a few christian friends... but none of them is as arrogant and smug as you all...

    oh well...i m done here...my break is almost over...goodbye forever...

    but try to open your minds to this beautiful world that god has created...and try not look at the bad about everything...searching apprehensively for "satan" wherever you look...waiting for "judgement day" so eagerly...waiting all the time to die and go to "heaven"...

    when will you life your lives on this beautiful earth...this wonderful world?

    bye bye now...

    peace.

    If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw
    that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms
    trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his
    strength, and the greater the effort the heavier the world bore down upon his
    shoulders--what would you tell him to do?

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930
        #62
        Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

        Originally posted by I'm a dumbass View Post
        ahaha
        so you dont even have the balls to do what believe is right...

        ...and i bet you'll be looking down at me laughing at me from heaven? eh? ... attaboy...


        and btw i cant stand both your type as well as the ICP type... as i see it both of you are the exactly the same...
        i enjoy classical music most...Vivaldi is my favourite composer, and his composition, "andente" is my favourite ...

        i have quite a few christian friends... but none of them is as arrogant and smug as you all...

        oh well...i m done here...my break is almost over...goodbye forever...

        but try to open your minds to this beautiful world that god has created...and try not look at the bad about everything...searching apprehensively for "satan" wherever you look...waiting for "judgement day" so eagerly...waiting all the time to die and go to "heaven"...

        when will you life your lives on this beautiful earth...this wonderful world?

        bye bye now...

        peace.
        Thanks for taking the time to register and post to tell us how little you can stand us.

        That's right. Get back to work. Those groceries aren't going to bag themselves.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453
            #63
            Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

            The military should use those juggalo conventions as a place to round up these evil trash people and put them to honest hard work to assist in this countries economic recovery. That or working the ovens at a commercial bakery or coal mining. But running about with hatchets, proudly showing and proving they are phlegm disgusts me.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • ohlawd
                Unsaved trash
                • Oct 2009
                • 1
                #64
                Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                first of all, you guys are little tards who are in dire need of a reality check.

                who will jesus damn? quoted: "HYPOCRITES" i can see you guys clearly are hypocrites for judging other people rather than loving them as god would have wanted you guys to. it is up to god to judge people, NOT you. nor will it ever be your job to judge other people.

                why? because you guys are about as significant as a gnat eating away at a person. you guys are of no significance. you guys are worthless.

                juggalos are pretty retarded but your hypocrisy angers me to no end. you guys are christians or as you guys say ~*~0HS0W0ND3RFULBAPTISTS!!!~*~ you guys are supposed to be a damn good example to everyone else but you guys fail in that area.

                although, it's okay for me to judge you guys! because after all, i don't believe in the bible! :]

                get a fucking reality check.

                don't bother replying because i will not be coming back here. i just wanted to tell all you guys that you guys are no better than them.

                motherfuckers.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748
                    #65
                    Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                    Originally posted by ohlawd View Post
                    you guys are supposed to be a damn good example to everyone else
                    It's your parents who are supposed to be a good example to you, and it appears that they have failed miserably in this case. You should be angry at them for denying you a foundation in the belief of the true lord, Jesus Christ.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555
                        #66
                        Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                        Originally posted by ohlawd View Post
                        first of all, you guys are little tards who are in dire need of a reality check.

                        who will jesus damn? quoted: "HYPOCRITES" i can see you guys clearly are hypocrites for judging other people rather than loving them as god would have wanted you guys to. it is up to god to judge people, NOT you. nor will it ever be your job to judge other people.

                        why? because you guys are about as significant as a gnat eating away at a person. you guys are of no significance. you guys are worthless.

                        juggalos are pretty retarded but your hypocrisy angers me to no end. you guys are christians or as you guys say ~*~0HS0W0ND3RFULBAPTISTS!!!~*~ you guys are supposed to be a damn good example to everyone else but you guys fail in that area.

                        although, it's okay for me to judge you guys! because after all, i don't believe in the bible! :]

                        get a piffleing reality check.

                        don't bother replying because i will not be coming back here. i just wanted to tell all you guys that you guys are no better than them.

                        motherpiffleers.
                        Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule of having random sex with strangers in public toilets to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!

                        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                        5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                        5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621
                            #67
                            Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                            Originally posted by ohlawd View Post
                            first of all, you guys are little tards who are in dire need of a reality check.
                            Friend, when I need a reality check, I go to my prayer closet and I open up my King James Bible. Praise Jesus.
                            who will jesus damn? quoted: "HYPOCRITES" i can see you guys clearly are hypocrites for judging other people rather than loving them as god would have wanted you guys to.
                            Do you know what the word "hypocrite" means? If there was proof that Jesus will damn judges, then you might have a point there.
                            it is up to god to judge people, NOT you. nor will it ever be your job to judge other people.
                            I challenge you to support that claim with Scripture from God's Word.
                            why? because you guys are about as significant as a gnat eating away at a person. you guys are of no significance. you guys are worthless.
                            That's not very nice. Why are you so full of hate, friend?
                            you guys are christians or as you guys say ~*~0HS0W0ND3RFULBAPTISTS!!!~*~
                            Where do we say that?
                            although, it's okay for me to judge you guys! because after all, i don't believe in the bible!
                            Why do people who know nothing about the Bible always feel qualified to lecture our Christian community about what the Bible says?
                            don't bother replying because i will not be coming back here. i just wanted to tell all you guys that you guys are no better than them.
                            You're factually incorrect here. I'm actually a lot better than a queer hippity-hop clown. That's an empirically verifiable fact of Christian Science.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • theonetheonlyme
                                Unsaved trash, teenaged demon
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 45
                                #68
                                Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                                Hello, my name is Ashley. I am a proud juggalette from California. I am here to say that as I am appalled by the offensive stereotype that you and others have placed upon us. I am not asking to accept us but I am asking you to see that we are people of god as well. And under one god I would imagine that a common respect would be given. Unfortunately the world doesn’t seek peace like our lord commands us. Some don’t understand the message through church or the bible. I understand it through the words of psychopathic records and the juggalo way of life. And just to let you know we aren’t stupid. The only stupidity is hate and negativity. I would say stupid doesn’t apply to a 17 year old college student pursuing her PhD in electronic engineering and applying to MIT next year. I would defiantly say I am an intellectually gifted individual, a proud juggalette and strong in faith.
                                “The owners of The Landover Baptist Church Forums reserve the right to remove, edit, move or close any thread for any reason.” I know this will upset many. I know what I agreed to in order for the chance to post this. If this is deleted or edit I hope that those of you who read this the way it was written comprehend the feeling behind these words. I do hope the words written on my heart break into your thoughts enough to make you re-examine what is written on your heart and leave man made predidism behind. May respect for all woman and men bloom in your heart. If not then my God help you. I wish you the best.
                                Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                                  • Nobar King
                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                    Christ's Guardian
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2007
                                    • 23748
                                    #69
                                    Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                                    I'd have respect for you if you weren't a clown-faced retard. Grow up and come back when you're ready to praise Jesus the right way.
                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                      • Cranky Old Man
                                        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                        You kids get off his lawn!
                                         
                                        • Jan 2010
                                        • 22371
                                        #70
                                        Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                                        Amen Brother.
                                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                          • theonetheonlyme
                                            Unsaved trash, teenaged demon
                                            • Jan 2010
                                            • 45
                                            #71
                                            Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                                            a long time ago the loards son died for my sins. for the sin of all woman and men. even that of hate.
                                            Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                                              • Nobar King
                                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                Christ's Guardian
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2007
                                                • 23748
                                                #72
                                                Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                                                "the loards son"?
                                                There's so much wrong with that phrase that I'm just going to point it out.
                                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78555
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                                                    Originally posted by theonetheonlyme View Post
                                                    a long time ago the loards son died for my sins. for the sin of all woman and men. even that of hate.
                                                    If you're one of these juggalosers, then I can assure you that Jesus did not die for you. He died (temporarily) for those who repent, not those who blaspheme.
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • theonetheonlyme
                                                        Unsaved trash, teenaged demon
                                                        • Jan 2010
                                                        • 45
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        If you're one of these juggalosers, then I can assure you that Jesus did not die for you. He died (temporarily) for those who repent, not those who blaspheme.
                                                        i lead a life that helps others understand love and respect for all people. please dont think i am out every night drinking or using drugs. because i'm not. and though i sin i repent and keep going. and not once have i read the word "juggalo" in the bible as a sinfull way of life sir. its raining here. wow, i love the rain. god bless
                                                        Rom. 16:17: Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

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                                                          • Cranky Old Man
                                                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                                            You kids get off his lawn!
                                                             
                                                            • Jan 2010
                                                            • 22371
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                                                            Originally posted by theonetheonlyme View Post
                                                            i lead a life that helps others understand love and respect for all people. please dont think i am out every night drinking or using drugs. because i'm not. and though i sin i repent and keep going. and not once have i read the word "juggalo" in the bible as a sinfull way of life sir. its raining here. wow, i love the rain. god bless
                                                            You lost such a large part of your brain to drugs that you are no longer capable of rational reasoning. You are going straight to hell . Your parents must be crying about you every day.
                                                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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