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  • #1

    Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

    Brothers and Sisters, I've done some searching on this forum and found that, in the days before I found LBC and was Saved(c), there were other Juggalos on the forum.

    It appears that every single one of them is incapable of stringing together words and phrases into coherent sentences; our Juggalo069 is the rule, rather than the exception.

    Fallen Angel actually is far more capable an authoress than they. In fact, I think she may be writing for USA Today currently.

    So I must ask: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

    Does the clown makeup rot their brains?

    Are they on the drugs?

    Did they eat lead paint from the trim in their crack-whore mothers' 1968 singlewides?

    Or is it just that only broke Retardeds from the Trailer Park can be duped into enslaving themselves to violent Clown Overlords?

    I really don't understand.
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    Clown makeup rots the brain.
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    Juggalosers consume large volumes of lead paint from trailer interiors.
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    Excessive huffing of jenkem has destroyed any sense they may have had.
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    Headbanging at Slipknot concerts.
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    Smoking all that reefer.
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    It's their stupid parents' fault.
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    More than one of the above, or other (please explain).
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  • #2
    Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

    Amen, sister. Ever since you did your expose on these clown-goths, I have been amazed at the depths of their depravity and obvious retardation.

    I know that the "Juggle-o's" are also responsible for the international spread of clown pornography, which sickens Jesus and all decent Christians. THIS website has been taking the lead in the battle to stop clown porn, and I applaud their efforts.

    Only a sick-o would be a juggle-o.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

      It's the drugs.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • #4
        Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        It's the drugs.
        I agree, they just can't be like they are from natural choice. Could they?
        (2 Peter 3:10)

        But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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        • #5
          Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Amen, sister. Ever since you did your expose on these clown-goths, I have been amazed at the depths of their depravity and obvious retardation.

          I know that the "Juggle-o's" are also responsible for the international spread of clown pornography, which sickens Jesus and all decent Christians. THIS website has been taking the lead in the battle to stop clown porn, and I applaud their efforts.

          Only a sick-o would be a juggle-o.
          Its shaggy! ( on the website) he's my favorite you know he was on a xxx cover of Tunnel of love!

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          • #6
            Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

            Its not the drugs most of us smokes some bud that does not make you like us look at others that smokes it there not juggalos

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            • #7
              Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

              Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
              Its not the drugs most of us smokes some bud that does not make you like us look at others that smokes it there not juggalos
              Jesus wants you to scrub the floor and have babies. Taking dope means you can't do those things.

              Jesus is not a juggloser.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                Well pastor im not having kids till im 30 and why would i scrub a floor when i can mop?

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                • #9
                  Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                  Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                  Well pastor im not having kids till im 30 and why would i scrub a floor when i can mop?
                  Why would a self-confessed insane woman pass along her defective genes to another generation?

                  Why do you hate America so much?
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                  • #10
                    Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                    There is only a 10% chance a child will be born with it. And i dont hate america i pay my taxes like everyone else.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                      That's why we have sales tax, so that America haters are forced to help out the economy.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                        For the last time I do not hate the US!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                          Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                          For the last time I do not hate the US!
                          Yes, but you're crazy so who can believe you?
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #14
                            Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                            Just because someone is sick does not make them a liar!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Why are Juggalos all Retardeds?

                              Originally posted by lilpentecostalgirl View Post
                              Just because someone is sick does not make them a liar!
                              All retardeds are liars. God cursed them. Who's going to believe you?


                              By the way, do you know the Biblical reason why you were born crazy? Because your parents fornicated during your mother's unclean time. God hates that so much you wouldn't believe it.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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