[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist I would go down to a farm and rape every animal and vegetable they had, until I was so chafed I couldn't rape another thing.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

Without the moral compass of the Ten Commandments, I would most likely hate my parents. As an atheist, why would it matter if I sodomized my father in his sleep? Or forged his home title, evicted him and sold it for my gain? Anything goes when one hates God.

In Christ

That reminds me, how is your father doing with his Alzheimer's? We haven't seen him at Sunday service for a while.

Back to the Topic; Brother Porter is right - the love God flows threw us TRUE Christians(tm) and into everyone we touch. We aren't a back of psychopaths constantly on the hunt for weakness in each to exploit. We leave that to the atheist scum.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

Without the moral compass of the Ten Commandments, I would most likely hate my parents. As an atheist, why would it matter if I sodomized my father in his sleep? Or forged his home title, evicted him and sold it for my gain? Anything goes when one hates God.

In Christ

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

Well, I suppose if I were truly an atheist and had no moral reckoning one way or the other, I would leave my children and my husband behind and embrace a life of sexual exploration that would only be overshadowed by my drug experimentation. I would likely spend nights at Rave parties doing drugs and dancing with men and women I don't know, whose names don't matter, whose piercings vie for the most outrageous award. I would find myself in back rooms with a man of unknown origin, doing all kinds of depraved things while another man did depraved things to me. And I would like it, probably, because I wouldn't know any better. I would turn around and join in with other young women, we'd compare breast sizes and nipple hardness and perkiness and have contests like who can hold the most pencils under her breast without using her hands. Surely the men would judge us and then reward the winner with whatever he decided would be most appropriate. And I would likely do this for hours on end until I passed out in my own vomit in the back of somebody's car or in an alley. When I'd find myself pregnant I'd go to the nearest Planned Parenthood where they'd know me by name and we'd talk about how much fun it is to be a woman. Probably I'd end up kissing some random women there just because I'd know they are all atheists, too, and therefore without any morals or scruples of any kind. Yeah, that's probably what I would do. Oh, and I would move to San Francisco.

[Redeemed Papist]

Or the guy down the street.

There is a young builder guy who is working next door. If I was an atheist I would long to be embraced be his big strong arms as I stare into his dreamy eyes. I would think of him holding me down and taking me in every imaginable way.

However as a True Christian these thoughts would not even enter my mind.

Disgusting!

YIC

Jack

Well yes, as an atheist why wouldn't you? Even his pets wouldn't be safe. It just gets more horrible the more you think about it.
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[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

Being a pretty thrifty fella (and assuming I was an atheisticle ) I would be thinking financialwise.

I would mosy on down to the local Venture Scouts meeting hall and use my atheist powers of science to pursued one of the comely teenage girls to follow me to the local abandoned quarry and rape the bejesus out of her.

Then, I would would drag her to her house and calmly tell her dad exactly what I have done and watch his stupid crying face crumple in misery as he realises that I've done him out of 50 shekels

And I would not even need to marry the whore

YIC

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If Atheists ran the world there would be treating their wives as house pets and sex objects, children would be living lives of constant terror and what passed for just would be swift, merciless death for the strangest of crimes. PRAISE Jesus I am a TRUE Christian and don't live in that nightmare world.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

There'd be some serious coveting going on. Starting with that guy down the street's wife.

Or the guy down the street.

There is a young builder guy who is working next door. If I was an atheist I would long to be embraced be his big strong arms as I stare into his dreamy eyes. I would think of him holding me down and taking me in every imaginable way.

However as a True Christian these thoughts would not even enter my mind.

Disgusting!

YIC

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

There'd be some serious coveting going on. Starting with that guy down the street's wife.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

I thought of another one: If I were an atheist, I would find a pregnant woman and rip out her baby. Then I would take the baby and open it up so I could see its intestines. Then I would carefully inspect the intestines to see if Satan had left me any signs in there.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist, I'd let my wife in the house during her unclean time.





Good grief, just thinking about it makes me want to heave.



YiC,

Zech
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[Didymus Much]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I was an atheist...

I'd go online and mock Christians, using their own Bible, showing how any coherent reading of Scripture yields nothing but contradiction, confusion, and unspeakable horror.

Oh wait...

[Bob4God]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist, I would shoot somebody over and over in the head.

It doesn't really matter who.

I would start by placing the barrel in their mouth and telling them how I hate them and how the world would be a better place without them.

The person would no doubt be crying and shaking, and trying to humanize himself in my eyes.

The person would tell me about his family, his life, his hopes and dreams, all while his pathetic drool ran down the barrel of the pistol in his mouth.

He would appeal to my mercy, knowing that I was the only one who could choose to save him from the fate I have selected for him.

Once the person could say no more than "please, please," I would cock the gun and gently apply pressure to the trigger, until it finally tripped and the first round was unloaded into the person's head, the sound of the shot ringing like a blissful melody in my ears.

Then, I would start shooting them over and over and over in the head as fast as I could, until I had totally exhausted my supply of bullets, and then I would write in their own blood on the floor, "GOD IS DEAD."

When we remove JESUS from our hearts, we remove all concept of morality and justice.

Each person would be accountable only to themselves, and the person I shot over and over would've been his own god, who is now lying dead on the floor.

Fortunately, my belief in the Bible has kept me from acting out this scenario on more than a few occasions, and I thank JESUS everyday that I am not like those sick atheists who have all lost their moral compass.

[The Lord's Sword]

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Hmm... for starters: I would sleep in on Sundays, wouldn't use the rod of correction on my sons so often, and would have lots of anonymous homosexural intercourse (in the anus). I would also probably take up cooking, since I might as well go the whole nine yards on the fag thing.

I agree, since I wouldn't know the difference between right and wrong or good and bad, I'd probably just set up a shack in the woods behind a interstate rest area and take man after man anally. In between my 48 hour anal sex sessions, I'd probably take some time to kick pregnant women in the stomachs. Also, I would become a catlick priest, eating babies, drinking blood, and raping children. Without Jesus what's stopping me?!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist I suppose I would start my day by asking satan what his orders were for the day, eat a Christian baby for breakfast, and then go volunteer for the Re-Elect Obama campaign.