[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

SICK!!!!!

I have a hard time thinking I'd be so disgusting. I know I'd be on the receiving end of a lot of anal sex, but I think I have to draw the line somewhere. Thank the Lord he has had it in his infinite wisdom to show you the truth that is Jesus Christ.

See, you don't understand how the atheist thinks. They don't know how to "draw the line somewhere." With them, anything goes.

[The Lord's Sword]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist, I would take the name of the Lord Thy God in vain.

I might, like other atheists, use vulger language like the word our pastors have wisely prohibited on this site.

SICK!!!!!

I have a hard time thinking I'd be so disgusting. I know I'd be on the receiving end of a lot of anal sex, but I think I have to draw the line somewhere. Thank the Lord he has had it in his infinite wisdom to show you the truth that is Jesus Christ.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist, I would take the name of the Lord Thy God in vain.

I might, like other atheists, use vulger language like the word our pastors have wisely prohibited on this site.

[GreenPoison]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

Also, if I was atheist, I would become a serial killer and target random pastors from all over the country and keep a collection of their smiling heads in my basement.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

This guy did.

Exactly! Mosalems are just like atheists, they have no morals!

[Adam Fag]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

This guy did.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

I'd catch some bats and fry them up. I've always wanted to try fried bat.

And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,

And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;

Every raven after his kind;

And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,

And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,

And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,

And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.

Leviticus 11:13-19

Oh, and I suppose I'd become a pedophile. I mean, who wouldn't, right?



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[Adam Fag]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

It's not like the Jews hammered in the nails themselves...

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[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

How else does one kill?

It's not like the Jews hammered in the nails themselves...

[Adam Fag]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist, I would go to Billy Bob Jenkin's house and personally murder him and sodomize his corpse and laugh about it afterwards.

How else does one kill?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

If I were an atheist, I would go to Billy Bob Jenkin's house and personally murder him and sodomize his corpse and laugh about it afterwards.

I would have my nephew watch everything you do to show how evil people are when they don't have God in their life.

Actually, that gives me an idea.

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[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist, I would go to Billy Bob Jenkin's house and personally murder him and sodomize his corpse and laugh about it afterwards.

Now we're talking! There's no end to their perversions. It's like they have no restraint whatsoever.

[GreenPoison]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist, I would go to Billy Bob Jenkin's house and personally murder him and sodomize his corpse and laugh about it afterwards.

[Adam Fag]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

I would interfere with weighing machines - the first Bible verse I read was the one in my signature (it was on the wall where we did our professional development courses) and although there was no mention of Gos as such, without the Bible what reason would there be to give correct weight? On the other hand the first beam scale was egyptian (we were taught) and so I would probably interpret that as a contradiction and then take up yoga. Or at least get someone to give me a demonstration.

<— NOT HIM, THOUGH!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Atheism: The Ultimate Excuse

If I were an atheist I would watch gay porn.