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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

    Friends, this is what happens when you make a deal with Satan. Researchers are now predicting that Miley Cyrus will be a dried out hulk by 2013.


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  • LooneyTunes
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    Oh my!?! Is that a penis?!?!
    I, Just for the record, do not like Hannah Montana at all!!! Or her slutty alter-ego Miley Cyrus!!!

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  • eliot mayfield
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    I didn't have time nor the stomach to read the entire thread, but here is some more evidence:

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  • Ahimaaz Smith
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    Originally posted by OmNefarious_05 View Post
    baptized Catholic
    You can't be baptized Catholic. Baptism means nothing if the person being baptized has not accepted Jesus Christ as his personal Lord and Savior. Catholics baptize infants, and there is simply no way that an infant can have accepted any religious doctrine. Anyway, Catholics just sprinkle water on the child after a pagan ritual, whereas Jesus very clearly stated that full immersion is required:

    Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. John 3:5

    You can't be "born of" water that's just sprinkled on your head. So, my friend, if you have accepted Jesus as your Savior (which I doubt) and you really are a man (which I also doubt), cast out the aspersions and get yourself properly Baptized. Your immortal soul is at stake.

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  • Herr_Doktor Phd.
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    Originally posted by OmNefarious_05 View Post
    Why is it people keep calling me a lady? I am a 20 year old male.

    Oh and very nice calling me "one of those retardeds". You are definitely a Pastor I want

    And the proper way of saying that would have been "Are you one of those retarded people too" or "Are you retarded too", etc.
    You whine like a girl, so I suppose it's kind of natural people would assume you are one.

    Grow a set of balls and find Salvation in Christ's love will you.

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  • OmNefoolish_05
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    Why is it people keep calling me a lady? I am a 20 year old male.

    Oh and very nice calling me "one of those retardeds". You are definitely a Pastor I want

    And the proper way of saying that would have been "Are you one of those retarded people too" or "Are you retarded too", etc.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by OmNefarious_05 View Post
    I am Catholic-Christian. I was born and baptized Catholic and attend a Christian church (First Assemblies of God). My mom's side of the family is mainly Catholic and on my dad's side of the family is Christian.
    As I've already pointed out, mary worshipers are not Christians.

    Are you one of those retardeds too? How old are you lady?

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  • OmNefoolish_05
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Excuse me, but you've already admitted to being a papist. You aren't even Christian.
    I am Catholic-Christian. I was born and baptized Catholic and attend a Christian church (First Assemblies of God). My mom's side of the family is mainly Catholic and on my dad's side of the family is Christian.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by OmNefarious_05 View Post
    Hmmm, my Christian pastor lets his daughter listen to whatever she wants (that includes rap).
    Excuse me, but you've already admitted to being a papist. You aren't even Christian.

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  • OmNefoolish_05
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    Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
    No, Duran11. I'm sorry to tell you this isn't a joke. Parents actually let their children listen to this little wanton harlot. Then they expect their children to grow up to be respectable Christian citizens. Can you believe it?
    Hmmm, my Christian pastor lets his daughter listen to whatever she wants (that includes rap).

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  • Duran11
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    what you don't realize is the fact that nothing like that exists she's just a girl singing, also can someone prove the song backwards thing.

    I mean honestly out of the thousands of songs out there of course some are going to make sounds when played backwards its just like the monkey Shakespeare theory - that a infinite amount of monkeys banging on a infinite amount of typewriters will eventually type all of Shakespeares works.

    its no act of "satan" its just a coincidence and thats if it even exists

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  • Deaner
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    Originally posted by Duran11 View Post
    please tell me this whole thing is a joke
    Do you find something funny about being ass-raped by satan?

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  • VictoryOS
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    No, Duran11. I'm sorry to tell you this isn't a joke. Parents actually let their children listen to this little wanton harlot. Then they expect their children to grow up to be respectable Christian citizens. Can you believe it?

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  • Duran11
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    please tell me this whole thing is a joke, why don't you people realize your method of making people do what you want doesn't work anymore.

    its blatantly obvious that religion was only created to put fear into people as to get rid of the anarchy of ages past. stuff like this has no place in todays society.

    also I noticed under the openers name it said he's never lost a debate, its also extremely obvious why he's to ignorant to listen to what other people say and if he responds to this without agreeing with me he will be proving my point in every way.

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  • Nobar King
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    Look, folks, we have a towelhead, and he can grunt!

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