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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #211
    Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

    Originally posted by OmNefarious_05 View Post
    Hmmm, my Christian pastor lets his daughter listen to whatever she wants (that includes rap).
    Excuse me, but you've already admitted to being a papist. You aren't even Christian.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • OmNefoolish_05
        Unsaved Trash , papist wimp
         
        • May 2008
        • 30
        #212
        Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Excuse me, but you've already admitted to being a papist. You aren't even Christian.
        I am Catholic-Christian. I was born and baptized Catholic and attend a Christian church (First Assemblies of God). My mom's side of the family is mainly Catholic and on my dad's side of the family is Christian.
        This signature space is NOT for posting links to demonic porn. --Admin

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #213
            Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

            Originally posted by OmNefarious_05 View Post
            I am Catholic-Christian. I was born and baptized Catholic and attend a Christian church (First Assemblies of God). My mom's side of the family is mainly Catholic and on my dad's side of the family is Christian.
            As I've already pointed out, mary worshipers are not Christians.

            Are you one of those retardeds too? How old are you lady?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • OmNefoolish_05
                Unsaved Trash , papist wimp
                 
                • May 2008
                • 30
                #214
                Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                Why is it people keep calling me a lady? I am a 20 year old male.

                Oh and very nice calling me "one of those retardeds". You are definitely a Pastor I want

                And the proper way of saying that would have been "Are you one of those retarded people too" or "Are you retarded too", etc.
                This signature space is NOT for posting links to demonic porn. --Admin

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                  • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 493
                    #215
                    Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                    Originally posted by OmNefarious_05 View Post
                    Why is it people keep calling me a lady? I am a 20 year old male.

                    Oh and very nice calling me "one of those retardeds". You are definitely a Pastor I want

                    And the proper way of saying that would have been "Are you one of those retarded people too" or "Are you retarded too", etc.
                    You whine like a girl, so I suppose it's kind of natural people would assume you are one.

                    Grow a set of balls and find Salvation in Christ's love will you.
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                    Exodus 22:18                     says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                      • Ahimaaz Smith
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 2549
                        #216
                        Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                        Originally posted by OmNefarious_05 View Post
                        baptized Catholic
                        You can't be baptized Catholic. Baptism means nothing if the person being baptized has not accepted Jesus Christ as his personal Lord and Savior. Catholics baptize infants, and there is simply no way that an infant can have accepted any religious doctrine. Anyway, Catholics just sprinkle water on the child after a pagan ritual, whereas Jesus very clearly stated that full immersion is required:

                        Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. John 3:5

                        You can't be "born of" water that's just sprinkled on your head. So, my friend, if you have accepted Jesus as your Savior (which I doubt) and you really are a man (which I also doubt), cast out the aspersions and get yourself properly Baptized. Your immortal soul is at stake.

                        Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                          • eliot mayfield
                            God Squad
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9324
                            #217
                            Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                            I didn't have time nor the stomach to read the entire thread, but here is some more evidence:
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                              • LooneyTunes
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 5
                                #218
                                Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                                Oh my!?! Is that a penis?!?!
                                I, Just for the record, do not like Hannah Montana at all!!! Or her slutty alter-ego Miley Cyrus!!!
                                We do not allow satanic code to be posted in this space.--ADMIN

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                                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                                    True Christian™
                                     
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 9384
                                    #219
                                    Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                                    Friends, this is what happens when you make a deal with Satan. Researchers are now predicting that Miley Cyrus will be a dried out hulk by 2013.


                                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                    ...and get off my lawn
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                                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 9323
                                        #220
                                        Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                                        The predictions he makes are exactly like mine. Everyone can't be wrong!
                                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                          • Repentant Liberal
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 103
                                            #221
                                            Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                                            Don't forget John Travolta's homoesexual/scientology/satanic influences on the girl due to her close accommodations with him in the recent animated movie that they worked on together. Clearly he too is possessed by Satan and their close relationship has fueled their mutual possessions. All his work too ought to be burned, especially Battlefield Earth.

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                                              • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                                                Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                                                 
                                                • Jun 2007
                                                • 6572
                                                #222
                                                Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER



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                                                  • Nobar King
                                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                    Christ's Guardian
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                    • 23748
                                                    #223
                                                    Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                                                    It states, "individual pouches for portion control". You don't want your little Hannah turning into little miss piggy, right?
                                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                      • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                                                        Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                                                         
                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                        • 6572
                                                        #224
                                                        Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                                                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                        It states, "individual pouches for portion control". You don't want your little Hannah turning into little miss piggy, right?
                                                        I thought all that plastic was there to simulate a condom. Well, I guess if it doesn't promote condoms it isn't quite as bad.
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                                                          • Nurse Clampett
                                                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Jan 2009
                                                            • 974
                                                            #225
                                                            Re: HANNAH MONTANA IS IN BED WITH LUCIFER

                                                            Um...Pastors and Jesus forgive me for noticing that those gummy guitars look a bit too much like tallywackers.
                                                            Luke 5:31
                                                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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