Quakers: Oatmeal munching pacifists or hidden terrorist threat?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

This morning I was praying for the Lord to show me which cult we should keep an eye on, and my husband, Mr. Whitford, came into the kitchen and asked me what's for breakfast. I offered him some oatmeal, at which point he slapped me and told me to make him a manly breakfast of steak and eggs. That was the sign I was asking God to send!
Quakers. Yes, they call themselves "friends" and like to talk about peace, but come on. We all know that so-called "pacifists" do nothing more than provide aid and comfort to our enemies, which makes them as bad as our enemies.
I could probably do some more research on this, but where does that get anyone? Besides, Mr. Whitford is calling for a beer before he goes to bed.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Quakers: Oatmeal munching pacifists or hidden terrorist threa

Did you know that the notorious pacifist Quakerfascist Nicholson Baker (famous, among other whoredoms, for inspiring Slick Willy Clinton to molest the Jewess Lewinsky, or possibly vice versa) has just written a book defending the Holocaust? Clearly, Quakers support Iran and hate the Joos; there is no place for anti-Semitism among the friends of God!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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This morning I was praying for the Lord to show me which cult we should keep an eye on, and my husband, Mr. Whitford, came into the kitchen and asked me what's for breakfast. I offered him some oatmeal, at which point he slapped me and told me to make him a manly breakfast of steak and eggs. That was the sign I was asking God to send!
Quakers. Yes, they call themselves "friends" and like to talk about peace, but come on. We all know that so-called "pacifists" do nothing more than provide aid and comfort to our enemies, which makes them as bad as our enemies.
I could probably do some more research on this, but where does that get anyone? Besides, Mr. Whitford is calling for a beer before he goes to bed.

If my husband had slapped me when I offered him breakfast, I would have dumped the bowl of oatmeal in his lap and told him to get his own damn breakfast.

Quakers are not enemies of America. Refusing to kill is not the same as providing aid and comfort to the enemy.

And unless he has made a sincere apology for slapping you, Mr. What-for ought to be getting his own beer and sleeping on the sofa.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If my husband had slapped me when I offered him breakfast, I would have dumped the bowl of oatmeal in his lap and told him to get his own damn breakfast.

Quakers are not enemies of America. Refusing to kill is not the same as providing aid and comfort to the enemy.

And unless he has made a sincere apology for slapping you, Mr. What-for ought to be getting his own beer and sleeping on the sofa.

Leave it to a loud-mouthed feminazi to try and stir up trouble and come between a Man and his wife.

Just because your husband is a limp-wristed queer who prances around in a french maid outfit, doing all your chores because you cooter-whipped him, it doesn't follow that normal marriages are like that. Keep your nazi nose out of other folks' marriages, witch.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Leave it to a loud-mouthed feminazi to try and stir up trouble and come between a Man and his wife.

Just because your husband is a limp-wristed queer who prances around in a french maid outfit, doing all your chores because you cooter-whipped him, it doesn't follow that normal marriages are like that. Keep your nazi nose out of other folks' marriages, witch.

I just hate to see poor Mary being abused.

[Nobar King]

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Exactly. He's (the husband) teaching her to continue this behavior by apologizing to her after they 'do it' for hurting her and taking up her time.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Exactly. He's (the husband) teaching her to continue this behavior by apologizing to her after they 'do it' for hurting her and taking up her time.

There's no need for my husband to apologize for hitting me because he would never do such a thing.
He treats me as his partner in life, not a possession or an unpaid servant.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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There's no need for my husband to apologize for hitting me because he would never do such a thing.
He treats me as his partner in life, not a possession or an unpaid servant.

He's a damned queer. Don't use that as an example of what a husband should be!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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He's a damned queer. Don't use that as an example of what a husband should be!

You think any man who treats women with respect instead of violence must be gay. I pity the women of Landover.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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How come we are tolerating a woman to teach us how should we treat our wives! For we have the Perfect Word of GOD to teach us that!II Go dance in your bonfire with the demons, sorceress...

[Old Iron Crotch]

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How come we are tolerating a woman to teach us how should we treat our wives! For we have the Perfect Word of GOD to teach us that!II Go dance in your bonfire with the demons, sorceress...

There's no such thing as demons.

[Don the Baptist]

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I just hate to see poor Mary being abused.

Dear Prancing with Joy,

I am sure none of us want to see Mary being abused, Jesus does not particularly enjoy it either, fortunately we don't live at her house. Be that as it may, if Sister Mary spent more time praying to baby Jesus and studying the KJV bible and less time running off at the mouth to the master of the house - perhaps she wouldn't be her chops busted. You would do well to keep that in mind. Praise Jesus.

[SUV]

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Oatmeal is indeed a sissified "food" unfit for any True Christian Man or even woman.

But with HIM as it's spokesMan, I just can't seem to cure my little oatmeal addiction.

PS Dances Without Joy, please refrain stirring up trouble here before our Brothers and Pastors really give we Ladies "what for"

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Dear Prancing with Joy,

I am sure none of us want to see Mary being abused, Jesus does not particularly enjoy it either, fortunately we don't live at her house. Be that as it may, if Sister Mary spent more time praying to baby Jesus and studying the KJV bible and less time running off at the mouth to the master of the house - perhaps she wouldn't be her chops busted. You would do well to keep that in mind. Praise Jesus.

And why would I do well to keep that in mind? Nobody busts my chops. I don't allow it.

[Don the Baptist]

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I just hate to see poor Mary being abused.

There's no such thing as demons.

Any YES there most assuredly are demons, they abound in this Godless wasteland we call our world. Demons are responsible for epilepsy, palsy and many other garden variety illnesses. Baby Jesus cast out many demons while he walked among us (in human form). He continues to cast them out today for those of us who really believe (and read the KJV).