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  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063
    #16
    Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

    Originally posted by Retarded_Americans View Post
    Hahhaha you piffletards are pathetic.. wasting your whole goddamn life on some 'god' you have never even met in person, because some 2000 year old book says '''He''' wrote it.

    A 2000 YEAR OLD BOOK...really??? I knew you americans go all crazy when it comes to god, but hoooolyyyy shit.. this forum just blows my mind.

    Reading the stuff you guys post, your arguments, your way of thinking about other people - fu-cking hilarious. Seriously, how retarded are you people..

    From the bottom of my heart: I feel sorry for you people for being this narrow minded.

    it's a book, a...book... get over it
    With your spleling and poor sentence structure I can only assume you are a retarist, atheist or both.

    Atheist still trailing by a country mile

    Maybe the problem is that it is only kids who are atheisticals? When they have seen a bit of the world and felt the touch of Jesus (and learn to write proper) they soon become good Christians.

    And then the long winding road to True Christianity(tm)!

    Glory!
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23765
        #17
        Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

        Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
        Atheist still trailing by a country mile
        I notice few atheists are brave enough to take you up on this challenge, Brother Niles. A testimony to their collective cowardice as well as their inability to construct a single intelligent thought, much less formulate an appropriate argument.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Retarded_Americans
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2012
            • 6
            #18
            Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

            yeaaah.. I don't know what a sodomite is so.. don't even care.

            this shit is hilarious.. just..hilarious. I never knew you religious monkeys took all of this shit so serious.

            All I can think of right now is: are you people serious? Is this some kind of joke? because you guys are the dumbest sheep I have ever come across in my whole life

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063
                #19
                Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                I notice few atheists are brave enough to take you up on this challenge, Brother Niles. A testimony to their collective cowardice as well as their inability to construct a single intelligent thought, much less formulate an appropriate argument.
                As I always say: if atheists are so clever, how come God?

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • Retarded_Americans
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2012
                    • 6
                    #20
                    Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

                    oooh dear god please have mercy on my soul! My sentences!

                    I'm not from england or america, obviously.

                    But please, keep replying, tooooo funny

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063
                        #21
                        Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

                        Originally posted by Retarded_Americans View Post
                        oooh dear god please have mercy on my soul! My sentences!

                        I'm not from england or america, obviously.

                        But please, keep replying, tooooo funny
                        How is it obvious?

                        When should you capitalise proper nouns?

                        When should you capitalise the start of a sentence?

                        Do you not see the irony of you posting in a thread for atheisticals to prove the are not idiots?

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23765
                            #22
                            Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

                            Originally posted by Retarded_Americans View Post
                            All I can think of right now is: are you people serious? Is this some kind of joke? because you guys are the dumbest sheep I have ever come across in my whole life
                            A lovely example of the ignorance of atheists. You see, we are not "sheep," but loyal and devout Ambassadors for Christ. (2 Corinthians 5:20) You see friend, everyone serves something. Some people serve pride, some serve beauty, some serve money. You cannot serve two masters (Luke 16:13), so we serve only the LORD, for money cannot help you escape Hell, only believing the incredible story of Jesus can. (John 3:18)
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Retarded_Americans
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2012
                                • 6
                                #23
                                Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

                                look, I am a piffleing retard, ME NO SPEAKO ENGLISHO

                                I would lyrically rape my mother if I did speak proper english.

                                one question: why are you people so convinced that god is real because ''He'' wrote the bible. What makes him real? A 2000 year old book?

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                                  • Mary Etheldreda
                                    Gushing for Jesus
                                     
                                    • Sep 2011
                                    • 23765
                                    #24
                                    Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

                                    Originally posted by Retarded_Americans View Post
                                    look, I am a piffleing retard, ME NO SPEAKO ENGLISHO
                                    Brother Niles, what kind of horrifying mental illness is this when a person has no comprehension of the very language he speaks?

                                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                      • James Hutchins
                                        True Christian™
                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                         
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 29433
                                        #25
                                        Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

                                        Originally posted by Retarded_Americans View Post
                                        look, I am a piffleing retard, ME NO SPEAKO ENGLISHO

                                        I would lyrically rape my mother if I did speak proper english.

                                        one question: why are you people so convinced that god is real because ''He'' wrote the bible. What makes him real? A 2000 year old book?
                                        Well, my belgistanical retarded friend (I am not worried if I insult you because you cannot 'speaka no englis') No one said God wrote the Bible (well you did... ), only a utter moron would think that.
                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                             
                                            • Jan 2012
                                            • 9063
                                            #26
                                            Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

                                            Originally posted by Retarded_Americans View Post
                                            look, you piffleing retard, ME NO SPEAKO ENGLISHO

                                            I would lyrically rape your arguments if I did speak proper english.

                                            one question: why are you people so convinced that god is real because ''He'' wrote the bible. What makes him real? A 2000 year old book?
                                            But you do speak English, though; don't you?

                                            The reason we are convinced God is real because it says so in the Bible. What part of the do you not understand?

                                            Revelation 1:8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.

                                            Would it hurt to just sit down and read the Bible (KJV1611)?

                                            Or are you atheists too high and mighty for that courtesy?

                                            YIC
                                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                              • Retarded_Americans
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                • Jun 2012
                                                • 6
                                                #27
                                                Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

                                                A book doesn't make Hell a fact.

                                                Some dude, 2000 years ago, made that shit up.

                                                There is no god. There is no jesus. There is no heaven. There is no hell.

                                                Religions are the poison that slow down the human races' progress for a better world.

                                                Without religion there wouldn't be no crazy terrorists in the middle-east, the billions of dollars you americans waste on this useless war could be used for way more better things.

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                                                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                                    Honorary True Christian™
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2008
                                                    • 13996
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

                                                    Originally posted by Retarded_Belgistanian View Post
                                                    A book doesn't make Hell a fact.

                                                    Some dude, 2000 years ago, made that shit up.

                                                    There is no god. There is no jesus. There is no heaven. There is no hell.

                                                    Religions are the poison that slow down the human races' progress for a better world.

                                                    Without religion there wouldn't be no crazy terrorists in the middle-east, the billions of dollars you americans waste on this useless war could be used for way more better things.
                                                    Yes, because without religion there wouldn't be oil in the Middle East, would there?



                                                    Thanks for proving that yes, atheists are stupid.
                                                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                                                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                                         
                                                        • Jan 2012
                                                        • 9063
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

                                                        Originally posted by Retarded_Americans View Post
                                                        Without religion there wouldn't be no crazy terrorists in the middle-east, the billions of dollars you americans waste on this useless war could be used for way more better things.
                                                        Read this back to yourself slowly and see if you can identify the double negative.

                                                        Atheists really are stupid.

                                                        YIC
                                                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                                          • James Hutchins
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                                             
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 29433
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Are Athiestics stupid?

                                                            Originally posted by Retarded_Americans View Post
                                                            A book doesn't make Hell a fact.

                                                            Some dude, 2000 years ago, made that shit up.

                                                            There is no god. There is no jesus. There is no heaven. There is no hell.

                                                            Religions are the poison that slow down the human races' progress for a better world.

                                                            Without religion there wouldn't be no crazy terrorists in the middle-east, the billions of dollars you americans waste on this useless war could be used for way more better things.
                                                            Friend, I think your wife is calling you, I hear a 'baaaaa'.
                                                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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