[Dancing With Myself]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

How can you enjoy this?:

The series was actually over 10 hours long.

[Nobar King]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

You are taking this stuff to serious, it's just a movie, not even real. I would say just relax and enjoy the movie. Don't search too much behind all this.

How can you enjoy this?:

[Dancing With Myself]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

To get things back on track, I offer the following "Star Wars" video as evidence of its extreme violence and moral depravity. Jesus did not die for any of these fools.

I thought that the video was hilarious. Thanks for the good laugh .

[snottyduck]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

You are taking this stuff to serious, it's just a movie, not even real. I would say just relax and enjoy the movie. Don't search too much behind all this.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Um...no it doesn't. Only the truly deranged and fanatical ones that have no lives live in their parents' basements. Thankfully none of MY family.

Except you, I imagine... how much do you weigh?

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

Same difference, both are tools of Satan to corrupt the youth, and get them to live in their parents' basements until they get too fat to be able to come through the door, so they're stuck there forever...

Um...no it doesn't. Only the truly deranged and fanatical ones that have no lives live in their parents' basements. Thankfully none of MY family.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Um....My friend....That's Star Trek. Not Star Wars.

Same difference, both are tools of Satan to corrupt the youth, and get them to live in their parents' basements until they get too fat to be able to come through the door, so they're stuck there forever...

[shadow's slut (Quarantined)]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

To get things back on track, I offer the following "Star Wars" video as evidence of its extreme violence and moral depravity. Jesus did not die for any of these fools.

Um....My friend....That's Star Trek. Not Star Wars.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You are no true Christian-Real Christians say Jesus died for ALL THE WORLD.

Religion seems to be largely absent from the futuristic and secular world of the Federation and in particular from human society. Star Trek's takes on religious topics are often critical, and they almost routinely close with a victory of science over faith. This is anything but a surprise, knowing that Gene Roddenberry was an active atheist who struggled against any form of religion:

"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort to take away the power of rational decision, to drain people of their free will -- and a hell of a lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all. For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain." (Gene Roddenberry)

Your faith is touching Mr Martin, but like the church of Rome, not based in reality. As I understand Him, Jesus died that those who believed might be saved. I think it unlikely that any of Roddenberry's creations were catlix.


Unfortunately as Mr R is presently having his skin peeled from him and his eyes gouged, we will not be able to ask him. I suggest that you support the proposition that Star Trek is evil and stop asking Capt. Kirk to intercede on behalf of your flock.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

To get things back on track, I offer the following "Star Wars" video as evidence of its extreme violence and moral depravity. Jesus did not die for any of these fools.

You are no true Christian-Real Christians say Jesus died for ALL THE WORLD.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

To get things back on track, I offer the following "Star Wars" video as evidence of its extreme violence and moral depravity. Jesus did not die for any of these fools.

[He is Flawless]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

If it works on a locust, it’ll work on someone with the brain the size of a locust.

For example, you

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

2005 Ignoble Peace - Presented jointly to Claire Rind and Peter Simmons of University of Newcastle, in the UK, for electrically monitoring the activity of a brain cell in a locust while that locust was watching selected highlights from the movie Star Wars.

By using a fast approaching Darth Vader as the “looming stimulus”, and monitoring the response of her (let’s be honest) captive audience with sensors resembling acupuncture needles, she was able to add greatly to her knowledge of the locust’s collision-avoiding capabilities. Even if, in this instance, the locusts couldn’t actually duck – or, in fact, blink. Locusts can’t, you see.

A little reported after effect of this was that, when released from the experiment, the locusts, all male, started “at it” in the style of Sodom and Gomorrah!

If it works on a locust, it’ll work on someone with the brain the size of a locust.

[Liam Joseph Donovan]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

Dick Cheny with a shotgun can easily take Darth Vader.

no way, Hans Solo couldn't take him out with a blaster pistol, what chance does Cheny.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Amen. Not to mention, how would anyone think the Federation could beat the Empire? The Empire has ships that can cross the galaxy in a few days, whereas a Federation ship that was lost in the Delta Quadrant took five years of bad scripts and atrocious acting to get back to Earth. So why are we even discussing this?

Brother Ahimaaz I think they are missing the key point here; which side is Jesus backing in this? While I think we can agree the Empire has the idea when it comes to spreading freedom let’s face it; the Federation is the United States, a distorted liberal version of America yes, but America all the same. So Jesus is going to stick with His chosen elect here I would say and back the Federation. (That and frankly who can respect an Empire that gets its’ but kicked by teddy bears?)

Dick Cheny with a shotgun can easily take Darth Vader.