[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

Is there any thing you don't find a tool of satan? I think the list would be alot sorter.

The KJV Bible, and the Landover Baptist Forum, especially the PayPal button at the end of the page are definitely NOT tools of Satan, but of our Lord©. Also, the Republican Party, stones used to smite sinners, anything regarding Godly President Bush, the NRA, or good old White American® Lifestyle... you see the list is very long. I apologise for bringing all this unholy geek talk into this godly forum, but for the sake of it, the Empire would wipe the floor with those Vulcans, the Enterprise could not get anywhere near the Death Star if it had its deflection shield active, and a destroyer would be more than enough to blow any Confederation ship apart.

[reihino]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

Is there any thing you don't find a tool of satan? I think the list would be alot sorter.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

Your words are HERESY!!! You dare speak ill of Star Wars!!!! Star Wars is GOD!!!!!!!!!

*Vulcan neck pinch*....oh wait thats Star Trek....

Bow before Vader. He'd kick Gods ass!!

That hateful comment against the Creator of all life will NOT STAND! Why do you think He's called God ALMIGHTY!? God will not be mocked, you maggot!

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

Not only that, but Jesus has a FLAMING SWORD sticking out of His mouth! Your puny deathstar toys wouldn't stand even a glancing blow from such a weapon!

Revelations 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

Oh great. Another Godless geek. You unsaved scum are willing to believe in "deathstars" and "vaders" and "klingons" but you turn your back on Jesus, who created all these things and could destroy them with a twitch of His loving eyebrow.

Amen. Not to mention, how would anyone think the Federation could beat the Empire? The Empire has ships that can cross the galaxy in a few days, whereas a Federation ship that was lost in the Delta Quadrant took five years of bad scripts and atrocious acting to get back to Earth. So why are we even discussing this?

[Liam Joseph Donovan]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

No sorry 7,293 TIE fighters.

[Alastor]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

Your words are HERESY!!! You dare speak ill of Star Wars!!!! Star Wars is GOD!!!!!!!!!

*Vulcan neck pinch*....oh wait thats Star Trek....

Bow before Vader. He'd kick Gods ass!!

[Liam Joseph Donovan]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

No way the Enterprise would just get shot to pieces by the 2000 TIE fighters that the death star has docked on it. Not to mention the thousands of gun turrets. The only reason the rebels won was because of the arrogance of the Imperial commanders.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

........
I think he means 130 in Belgian numbers.

I'm not familiar with Belgian I.Q. numbers, but there is definitely a decimal point missing somewhere.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

Right on brother! You're not willing to kill, but I am...If I wasn't, why would I have become a police officer?

The chance to rape drunken negroes in the back of your truck?

what does being british do with hating jesus? the british were the first puritains who travel to america and spawned all fundamentalist christians.

Yes, because they were fleeing persecution from the militant liberal sodomites who run England.

Jesus is the reason you're a dyslexic retard.

I want a t-shirt saying that.

and i got an infraction for hurting this guys feelings as well. if im such a retard how comes i can play five instruments?

The triangle doesn't count.

Son, if you have an IQ of 130 then you are among just 2% of the population.

I think he means 130 in Belgian numbers.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

The Death Star could destroy an entire planet! It could easly take out the Enterprise.

LOL! Yes, because a planet can maneuver just as well as a starship, and the big gun on the Death Star didn't take forever to warm up or to aim. You'll have to try again. All the Enterprise has to do is stay away from the side with the death ray. Even if the ship is caught in a tractor beam, it's going to stay on the side with the tractor beam, and as we saw when it so very slowly drew the Millennium Falcon in, there's more than enough time to beam an armed photon torpedo into the reactor.
Face it, my wishy-washy agnostic friend, size isn't everything. Just ask the Galactic Empire that was brought down by teddy bears.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

The Death Star could destroy an entire planet! It could easly take out the Enterprise.

Oh great. Another Godless geek.

You unsaved scum are willing to believe in "deathstars" and "vaders" and "klingons" but you turn your back on Jesus, who created all these things and could destroy them with a twitch of His loving eyebrow.

[Curious Agnostic]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

ROFL!!! JABBA! Is that you, buddy? I've missed you! I didn't know you were British, but the inflated ego and atrocious spelling seem just about right.
I don't normally agree with you fundies, but Snore Wars is evil. EVIL, I tells ya! Some of the worlds saddest, most desperate people are sucked in by its evil tentacles and lose all hope of ever touching a member of their preferred sex. Eventually their grasp on reality starts slipping and they begin to believe they are real Jedis. You heard me right! THEY THINK THEY ARE REAL JEDIS! LOL!
To keep a firm grasp on reality and life, you should avoid Snore Wars and instead watch a true classic. Star Trek. It's the only way to see space! LOL!
For the record, the Enterprise would totally destroy the Death Star. The Death Star obviously didn't have shields, otherwise the Rebels couldn't have come so close to it and shot a little missile into an open vent. So the Enterprise just needs to warp in close, beam a photon torpedo into the Death Star's reactor, and warp right back out again. Score: ST 1, SW 0

The Death Star could destroy an entire planet! It could easly take out the Enterprise.

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

in britain the average I.Q for an adult is 120.
just because i'm grammatically incorrect alot doesnt mean i'm dumb. there's more than one kind of intelligence and anyway when you take an I.Q it does'nt factor in grammar.

not really very bright are you?

ROFL!!! JABBA! Is that you, buddy? I've missed you! I didn't know you were British, but the inflated ego and atrocious spelling seem just about right.
I don't normally agree with you fundies, but Snore Wars is evil. EVIL, I tells ya! Some of the worlds saddest, most desperate people are sucked in by its evil tentacles and lose all hope of ever touching a member of their preferred sex. Eventually their grasp on reality starts slipping and they begin to believe they are real Jedis. You heard me right! THEY THINK THEY ARE REAL JEDIS! LOL!
To keep a firm grasp on reality and life, you should avoid Snore Wars and instead watch a true classic. Star Trek. It's the only way to see space! LOL!
For the record, the Enterprise would totally destroy the Death Star. The Death Star obviously didn't have shields, otherwise the Rebels couldn't have come so close to it and shot a little missile into an open vent. So the Enterprise just needs to warp in close, beam a photon torpedo into the Death Star's reactor, and warp right back out again. Score: ST 1, SW 0

[ilovecodgutz (Quarantined)]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

in britain the average I.Q for an adult is 120.
just because i'm grammatically incorrect alot doesnt mean i'm dumb. there's more than one kind of intelligence and anyway when you take an I.Q it does'nt factor in grammar.

not really very bright are you?

[Talitha]

Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

and also my I.Q is 130.

Son, if you have an IQ of 130 then you are among just 2% of the population.
This is either very doubtful considering your "form" within these Forums or Western Civilization is in BIG trouble.
Not really very bright are you?

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