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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449
    #61
    Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

    Originally posted by OmNefarious_05 View Post
    Even my pastor likes it.
    You seem to "share" a lot of things with your papist pastor

    Is there something you are trying to tell us? Does it contain the word "bugger". "Altar" perhaps?
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • OmNefoolish_05
        Unsaved Trash , papist wimp
         
        • May 2008
        • 30
        #62
        Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

        He is a Christian pastor and in no way is there any sort of "thing" going on that you are implying. He is a happily married man (married a woman just to clarify). I am also happily straight and have never thought of being gay at any point in my life.

        Reason I mention him a lot is because he is like a father to me. His son is one of my best friends (and someone who is as close as a brother). For the past 5+ years I would go over to their house to hang out, be sociable, play video games or just chat.
        This signature space is NOT for posting links to demonic porn. --Admin

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #63
            Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

            Originally posted by OmNefarious_05 View Post
            He is a Christian pastor and in no way is there any sort of "thing" going on that you are implying. He is a happily married man (married a woman just to clarify). I am also happily straight and have never thought of being gay at any point in my life.

            Reason I mention him a lot is because he is like a father to me. His son is one of my best friends (and someone who is as close as a brother). For the past 5+ years I would go over to their house to hang out, be sociable, play video games or just chat.
            So you spent 5 years playing jap video games with a another boy and you don't find that queer?

            How old are you really, boy?
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • OmNefoolish_05
                Unsaved Trash , papist wimp
                 
                • May 2008
                • 30
                #64
                Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                I didnt just play "Jap" video games. So I cant spend some time with a friend without being called gay then. I see how this goes.

                And just to let you know, not all video games are made by the Japanese, a lot of games are made in America.

                Im twenty years old. Born July 7th 1987 in Gainesville, Florida. If you dont believe me go to my page and check out the link to my myspace page. That is if you dont think that myspace is a den of evil.
                This signature space is NOT for posting links to demonic porn. --Admin

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                  • shadow's slut
                    Unsaved Trash cartoon worshiper, witch
                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 149
                    #65
                    Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                    They do think myspace is a den of evil.

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                      • revrggreen
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 822
                        #66
                        Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                        Originally posted by Shadow's_Tenshi View Post
                        They do think myspace is a den of evil.
                        Son, even if we didn't think Myspace was evil (which it is), what makes you think we'd be stupid enough to look at your page? It's probably riddled with pornography, spyware, pictures of kiddy-rape, trojans, and 1000 different types of computer virus. I can see what you're trying to do here, but it won't work. We will NOT fall into your little trap.

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                          • shadow's slut
                            Unsaved Trash cartoon worshiper, witch
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 149
                            #67
                            Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                            I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but Myspace does not allow pictures like that.

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                              • Illsteezie
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • May 2008
                                • 2
                                #68
                                Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                You spelt yoda wrong, and he isnt a puppet anymore, hes animated.

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                                  • shadow's slut
                                    Unsaved Trash cartoon worshiper, witch
                                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                    • Apr 2008
                                    • 149
                                    #69
                                    Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                    Of COURSE they spelled "Yoda" wrong. It is their way of making fun of all of us. They spell a lot of things wrong.

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                                      • Dr. Santiago Solo
                                        On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Dec 2007
                                        • 860
                                        #70
                                        Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                        Originally posted by Shadow's_Tenshi View Post
                                        Of COURSE they spelled "Yoda" wrong. It is their way of making fun of all of us. They spell a lot of things wrong.
                                        I don't need "a way of making fun of you", you provide it yourself...
                                        Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                                        I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                                          • Nobar King
                                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                            Christ's Guardian
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2007
                                            • 23748
                                            #71
                                            Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                            Sorry for bringing up this old thread, but I'm starting to get worried with all this Star Wars stuff going on. Everywhere I go, even on the TV, everything is branded with the Devil Darth and his yoga minions. I can't even keep track of which companies are sponsoring this stuff!!! I DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT IT!!!
                                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2006
                                                • 78556
                                                #72
                                                Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                                Now that the openly homersexural Disney company took over the Star Wars movies, the first thing they did was make a coon the star. Can you imagine? A coon in space fighting aliens? Who's going to believe that?

                                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                  • Brother Edward
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Oct 2015
                                                    • 21
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                    Sorry for bringing up this old thread, but I'm starting to get worried with all this Star Wars stuff going on. Everywhere I go, even on the TV, everything is branded with the Devil Darth and his yoga minions. I can't even keep track of which companies are sponsoring this stuff!!! I DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT IT!!!
                                                    Amen I would encourage anyone to take any "star wars" filth whether it be toys, movies, or books, and burn it in the name of Jesus Christ. These things are teaching witchcraft through "the force", in the same manner as harry potter

                                                    One family in my homeschool group had children who were being oppressed by demons in their bedroom every night. These children couldn't sleep because of what the demons were coming in there and doing. After some serious prayer and anointing with oil, the issue was found to be some star wars themed clothing they had on. The preachers removed those items of clothing and burned it in the name of Jesus and I am happy to report that their house has since been covered in the blood of Jesus with no more issues.

                                                    We as a nation need to wake up to this garbage and the entertainment industry that is promoting moral decay and leading our youth down the path to new age devil worship and witchcraft.

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