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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22938
    #46
    Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

    2005 Ignoble Peace - Presented jointly to Claire Rind and Peter Simmons of University of Newcastle, in the UK, for electrically monitoring the activity of a brain cell in a locust while that locust was watching selected highlights from the movie Star Wars.

    By using a fast approaching Darth Vader as the “looming stimulus”, and monitoring the response of her (let’s be honest) captive audience with sensors resembling acupuncture needles, she was able to add greatly to her knowledge of the locust’s collision-avoiding capabilities. Even if, in this instance, the locusts couldn’t actually duck – or, in fact, blink. Locusts can’t, you see.
    A little reported after effect of this was that, when released from the experiment, the locusts, all male, started “at it” in the style of Sodom and Gomorrah!

    If it works on a locust, it’ll work on someone with the brain the size of a locust.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • He is Flawless
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2008
        • 5
        #47
        Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        If it works on a locust, it’ll work on someone with the brain the size of a locust.
        For example, you

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #48
            Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

            To get things back on track, I offer the following "Star Wars" video as evidence of its extreme violence and moral depravity. Jesus did not die for any of these fools.

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Father Thomas Martin
                Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                • Jul 2007
                • 1015
                #49
                Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                To get things back on track, I offer the following "Star Wars" video as evidence of its extreme violence and moral depravity. Jesus did not die for any of these fools.

                You are no true Christian-Real Christians say Jesus died for ALL THE WORLD.
                ACTS 5:29
                But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22938
                    #50
                    Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    You are no true Christian-Real Christians say Jesus died for ALL THE WORLD.



                    Religion seems to be largely absent from the futuristic and secular world of the Federation and in particular from human society. Star Trek's takes on religious topics are often critical, and they almost routinely close with a victory of science over faith. This is anything but a surprise, knowing that Gene Roddenberry was an active atheist who struggled against any form of religion:


                    "I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort to take away the power of rational decision, to drain people of their free will -- and a hell of a lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all. For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain." (Gene Roddenberry)
                    Your faith is touching Mr Martin, but like the church of Rome, not based in reality. As I understand Him, Jesus died that those who believed might be saved. I think it unlikely that any of Roddenberry's creations were catlix.


                    Unfortunately as Mr R is presently having his skin peeled from him and his eyes gouged, we will not be able to ask him. I suggest that you support the proposition that Star Trek is evil and stop asking Capt. Kirk to intercede on behalf of your flock.

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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • shadow's slut
                        Unsaved Trash cartoon worshiper, witch
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 149
                        #51
                        Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        To get things back on track, I offer the following "Star Wars" video as evidence of its extreme violence and moral depravity. Jesus did not die for any of these fools.

                        Um....My friend....That's Star Trek. Not Star Wars.

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                          • Dr. Santiago Solo
                            On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 860
                            #52
                            Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                            Originally posted by Shadow's_Tenshi View Post
                            Um....My friend....That's Star Trek. Not Star Wars.
                            Same difference, both are tools of Satan to corrupt the youth, and get them to live in their parents' basements until they get too fat to be able to come through the door, so they're stuck there forever...
                            Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                            I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                              • shadow's slut
                                Unsaved Trash cartoon worshiper, witch
                                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 149
                                #53
                                Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
                                Same difference, both are tools of Satan to corrupt the youth, and get them to live in their parents' basements until they get too fat to be able to come through the door, so they're stuck there forever...
                                Um...no it doesn't. Only the truly deranged and fanatical ones that have no lives live in their parents' basements. Thankfully none of MY family.

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                                  • Dr. Santiago Solo
                                    On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Dec 2007
                                    • 860
                                    #54
                                    Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                    Originally posted by Shadow's_Tenshi View Post
                                    Um...no it doesn't. Only the truly deranged and fanatical ones that have no lives live in their parents' basements. Thankfully none of MY family.
                                    Except you, I imagine... how much do you weigh?
                                    Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                                    I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                                      • snottyduck
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                        • Apr 2008
                                        • 564
                                        #55
                                        Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                        You are taking this stuff to serious, it's just a movie, not even real. I would say just relax and enjoy the movie. Don't search too much behind all this.

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                                          • Dancing With Myself
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Apr 2008
                                            • 122
                                            #56
                                            Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                            Originally posted by Ezekiel Flint View Post
                                            To get things back on track, I offer the following "Star Wars" video as evidence of its extreme violence and moral depravity. Jesus did not die for any of these fools.

                                            I thought that the video was hilarious. Thanks for the good laugh .

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                                              • Nobar King
                                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                Christ's Guardian
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Sep 2007
                                                • 23748
                                                #57
                                                Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                                Originally posted by Uncle Goose View Post
                                                You are taking this stuff to serious, it's just a movie, not even real. I would say just relax and enjoy the movie. Don't search too much behind all this.
                                                How can you enjoy this?:

                                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                  • Dancing With Myself
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                    • 122
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                    How can you enjoy this?:

                                                    The series was actually over 10 hours long.

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                                                      • shadow's slut
                                                        Unsaved Trash cartoon worshiper, witch
                                                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                                        • Apr 2008
                                                        • 149
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                                        Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
                                                        Except you, I imagine... how much do you weigh?
                                                        116lbs and I got out of the house the DAY I turned 18 so I don't live with my mother anymore. Case and point.

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                                                          • OmNefoolish_05
                                                            Unsaved Trash , papist wimp
                                                             
                                                            • May 2008
                                                            • 30
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan

                                                            Originally posted by Offcr. Albert Martin View Post
                                                            Right on brother! You're not willing to kill, but I am...If I wasn't, why would I have become a police officer?
                                                            ....you give a horrible name to police officers

                                                            I like Star Wars, it is an entertaining work of science FICTION. Even my pastor likes it.
                                                            This signature space is NOT for posting links to demonic porn. --Admin

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