I can't believe this cult is now advertising.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

They will stop at nothing, friends. I had a run-in with these people myself just today. They were out in a public park near my home, trying to convince people to come to one of their meetings.

Some members of my congregation and I got out baseball bats, pepper spray, and shovels, and chased them out of town. Beware, they may be coming to your town soon!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Beware, they may be coming to your town soon!

I hope so. We could use the target practice.

2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I hope so. We could use the target practice.

I'm not too concerned about them getting past the gates at Freehold, but there are plenty of folks here who don't live in the Godly sheltering embrace of the Wall. One of these freaks could be lurking at someone's workplace, or school, or nearby truck stop!

Imagine walking into a mens room to relieve yourself and getting tentacle-raped by cultists instead . . .

[Brother Acrobrand]

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Killing for god is not murder. I hope they'll come to my town soon.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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There's even a movie about them! They pretend it's fiction, but I learned (from a very reliable source) that it's based on true events.

When average-guy Jeff (Kyle Davis) learns he's related to world-famous "weird fiction" writer H.P. Lovecraft -- and that he's the very last leaf on the Lovecraft family tree -- he gets drawn into a plot to keep an ancient artifact out of alien hands. If he fails, the nefarious Starspawn (Ethan Wilde) could harness the relic's power to summon the alien god Cthulhu. And if that happens, the whole universe is at risk.

You can tell it's real because it stars a bunch of nobodies.