[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Is there any proof that blonde- and brown- and gray- and black- haired people have a soul?

Say, just who do you think Christ temporarily died for? Bald people only?

[Beroshi]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

That is not what we are discussing friend; were is there any proof that Esau or any ginger has a soul?

Is there any proof that blonde- and brown- and gray- and black- haired people have a soul?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

...Can you also point me out where it says that ginger haired are soulless?...

It doesn't. If it did, the question would never have been asked, obv.

Are you a "slow" one?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Ah thank you for this enlightenment, I must have missed that. Can you also point me out where it says that ginger haired are soulless? Because Genesis 25:25 indeed describes the birth of Esau, son of Isaak, son of Abraham. The firstborn son of Isaak! Where is Esau ever pointed out as soulless?

That is not what we are discussing friend; were is there any proof that Esau or any ginger has a soul?

[Beroshi]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Ginger hair DOES appear in the Bible.

Genesis 25:25 "And the first came out red, all over like an hairy garment; and they called his name Esau."

Pro tip: Knowing what's really not in there really helps when you try to tell people what's not in there, idiot.

Ah thank you for this enlightenment, I must have missed that. Can you also point me out where it says that ginger haired are soulless? Because Genesis 25:25 indeed describes the birth of Esau, son of Isaak, son of Abraham. The firstborn son of Isaak! Where is Esau ever pointed out as soulless?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

...When ginger hair does not appear in the bible, it's a proof that gingers have no soul. Weird.

Ginger hair DOES appear in the Bible.

Genesis 25:25 "And the first came out red, all over like an hairy garment; and they called his name Esau."

Pro tip: Knowing what's really not in there really helps when you try to tell people what's not in there, idiot.

[Beroshi]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Says who?



It is a drawing.

Says the Bible, the Bible clearly describes hair white as snow, not yellow as gold. Nor orange as the sunset.

[Beroshi]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

The Bible doesn't mention cars, or computers, or a lot of other things that we know exist.

But what does that have to do with gingers being soulless?

Please stay on topic.

My point exactly, here I read nothing but proving points based on what is in the Bible and what is not. Yet, when things like blond hair does not appear in the Bible, its not an issue. When ginger hair does not appear in the bible, it's a proof that gingers have no soul. Weird.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Can you show me the passage where the Bible mentions blonde hair?

The Bible doesn't mention cars, or computers, or a lot of other things that we know exist.

But what does that have to do with gingers being soulless?

Please stay on topic.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

I believe this mentions white hair, not blonde. White as in black hair gone gray and eventually white. Blonde would be yellow.

Says who?

And I do see locks of orange hair in that picture you just posted.

It is a drawing.

[Beroshi]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

I believe this mentions white hair, not blonde. White as in black hair gone gray and eventually white. Blonde would be yellow.


And I do see locks of orange hair in that picture you just posted.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Can you show me the passage where the Bible mentions blonde hair?

His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow;
and his eyes were as a flame of fire
Revelation 1:14

[Beroshi]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

The Holy Bible does not mention redheads. It doesn't mention anal fissures either. I think it must be because some things are truly horrible to talk about.

Can you show me the passage where the Bible mentions blonde hair?

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

In Pastafarian Heaven there are redheaded women which means they had to have souls for it is the soul that goes to Pastarian Heaven.

Redheaded is ambiguous too; does this refer to the color of their hair, or have they just had spaghetti sauce tipped over their heads?

What a lot of nonsense you are posting, dear. Have you read the ?

YiC
AW

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

...why are there only cute guys and the occasional redheaded woman?...
...In Pastafarian Heaven there are redheaded women which means they had to have souls for it is the soul that goes to Pastarian Heaven...

Uh, yeah, nice try, but no good.

You see, this is the problem when people try to take something like the Loose Canon (which was written by many different people, in many different countries, over the space of literally years, and then someone else gathered all these disparate, contradictory writings, and tried to combine them into a cohesive, coherent whole, with a single message for mankind) and attempt to convince others (who are probably not as familiar with the arcane scripture of the colander-wearers as they are) that it says something that it does not.

Yes, the Canon says that there are red-headed women in Pastafarian Heaven; it does not say how they got there.

They could have been there forever. They could be Pastafarian angels (and angels do not have souls).

So there is still no proof (even from the Pastafarians) that gingers have souls.

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