[PraiseHawking]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

If souls do exist, then gingers have them because the definition of a soul is
the emotional part of human nature; the seat of the feelings or sentiments. I am ginger and I feel sadness, happiness, joy and pain. Ask any ginger if they have feelings and they will agree. You can test whether people are feeling happy or sad doing a small test called the Emotional Stroop Test. Try one on a ginger and this proves that ONE has a soul.

You're welcome.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Okay. As if gingers weren't humans.Red hair appears in people with two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 16 which causes a mutation in the MC1R protein. (humans, tight? Chromosomes, stuff.) If gingers doesn't have souls, what proves that brunettes do?

Wow, gingers definitely have the red hot temper.

I'm sure you're as good at making up this scientific mumbo-jumbo as the rest of the trolls we get on here, but I don't care where gingers come from. Even the Celts, as pagan as they were, recognized red hair as coming from Satan.

And here's a quote from the Malleus Maleficarum

Those whose hair is red, of a certain peculiar shade, are unmistakably vampires. It is significant that in ancient Egypt, as Manetho tells us, human sacrifices were offered at the grave of Osiris, and the victims were red-haired men who were burned, their ashes being scattered far and wide by winnowing-fans. It is held by some authorities that this was done to fertilize the fields and produce a bounteous harvest, red-hair symbolizing the golden wealth of the corn. But these men were called Typhonians, and were representatives not of Osiris but of his evil rival Typhon, whose hair was red.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Okay. As if gingers weren't humans...

Hey, no one here is claiming that ginger's aren't human (except for you).

...Red hair appears in people with two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 16 which causes a mutation in the MC1R protein. (humans, tight? Chromosomes, stuff.)...

Nothing about souls there.

...If gingers doesn't have souls, what proves that brunettes do?

<--- probably soulless

"Stay on topic, Red 5, STAY ON TOPIC".

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Okay. As if gingers weren't humans.Red hair appears in people with two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 16 which causes a mutation in the MC1R protein. (humans, tight? Chromosomes, stuff.) If gingers doesn't have souls, what proves that brunettes do?

Pease stay on topic.

This topic is about gingers.

YICl

[Ceridwen]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Okay. As if gingers weren't humans.Red hair appears in people with two copies of a recessive gene on chromosome 16 which causes a mutation in the MC1R protein. (humans, tight? Chromosomes, stuff.) If gingers doesn't have souls, what proves that brunettes do?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Jesus, darling, stop with that crap. I was just quoting an example because color of the hair/skin or anything else doesn't matter, since it is determined by our chromosomes/paretns genetics. It is very... not lovingly of you to say that, you know? And calling people pig isn't very polite (at least, here in Brazil you'd probably be yelled at if you called anyone like that).

Very nice, but that has nothing to do with whether gingers have souls. As it seems you believe that they do, please present your evidence in support of that view.

Note: due to the length of time that has passed since this offer was originally made, and circumstances beyond my control, Reverend Rodimer's car (the pink dusty rose Prius) is no longer part of the deal.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Jesus, darling, stop with that crap. I was just quoting an example because color of the hair/skin or anything else doesn't matter, since it is determined by our chromosomes/paretns genetics. It is very... not lovingly of you to say that, you know? And calling people pig isn't very polite (at least, here in Brazil you'd probably be yelled at if you called anyone like that).

"Darling" ??? Keep your hot-blooded latin lust under control, please.



Also, I have not seen your introductory post.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Ceridwen]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Jesus, darling, stop with that crap. I was just quoting an example because color of the hair/skin or anything else doesn't matter, since it is determined by our chromosomes/paretns genetics. It is very... not lovingly of you to say that, you know? And calling people pig isn't very polite (at least, here in Brazil you'd probably be yelled at if you called anyone like that).

[Levi Jones]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Of course black people have souls, you racist pig!

And blonde haired blue eyed people don't have souls? Jesus had blue eyes and blonde hair, you jerk.

I don't know if I can stand having such an ignorant person posting here.

[Ceridwen]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Wow! Prove me that black people, brunettes and blondes have a soul!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Genesis 25:25 And the first came out red, all over like an hairy garment; and they called his name Esau.

Even their young are terrifying.

(No, make that the MOST terrifying.) (This one's baring its fangs and just daring you to try to take its can of pop away.) (WARNING: It's a trap.)

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Still no evidence presented that gingers have souls even ONE ginger has a soul.

From all the squawking on the interwebs from gingers (and those who take pleasure in them) I figured we'd be swamped with candidates, but nothing after almost six months?

Brother Faith came up with one way of proving it, but I don't think he wants to take down Landover and I haven't seen anyone taking up his experiment.

Biblically though....

Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

and the Bible does go out of it's way to point out that Esau was a ginger.

Genesis 25:25 And the first came out red, all over like an hairy garment; and they called his name Esau.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Still no evidence presented that gingers have souls even ONE ginger has a soul.

From all the squawking on the interwebs from gingers (and those who take pleasure in them) I figured we'd be swamped with candidates, but nothing after almost six months?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

C'mon, people! Someone out there must think they have proof that gingers have souls.

More than two months have passed since the original offer (Landover Baptist Church will be shut down, boarded up, all assets liquidated, and all staff immediately dismissed with no compensation, upon presentation of proof that gingers actually do have souls), with no takers. Not a one.

It's not like we're looking for proof that all gingers have souls, either. Seriously, look at this:



That poor, poor bunny <shudders>.

Right. Yeah, no, you don't have to prove that all gingers have souls. Just one. Any of them. There must be millions around the globe to choose from.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Prove that gingers have souls!

Still no proof? Great

What you talkin' about Willis?