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  • Bjorn Jensen
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2012
    • 2355

    #1

    Destroy the Dome of the Rock!

    Inspired by the Destroy Stonehenge! thread by Godly Billy Bob Jenkins, i am making this new thread. We have to destroy the Satanic Dome of the Rock, and rebuild the Godly Solomon's Temple, now it's time for us Christians to destroy the Dome of the Rock, and rebuild our temple!
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Destroy the Dome of the Rock!

    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
    Inspired by the Destroy Stonehenge! thread by Godly Billy Bob Jenkins, i am making this new thread. We have to destroy the Satanic Dome of the Rock, and rebuild the Godly Solomon's Temple, now it's time for us Christians to destroy the Dome of the Rock, and rebuild our temple!
    Amen, and praise be to God. If we destroy the Dome of the Rock, that would be almost as good as destroying Mecca. If we destroy either one of these abominations, we could blame it on Israel (the Muslims would probably do that anyway), and make Armageddon immanent. This would FORCE Jesus to come back and rescue us!
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Bjorn Jensen
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2012
      • 2355

      #3
      Re: Destroy the Dome of the Rock!

      To destroy the Dome of the Rock and rebuild Solomon's Temple would be the best way to make Jesus return to send us to Heaven and send all the sinners to Hell. Solomon's Temple is the holiest of all temples in the Bible. The Dome of the Rock though, which is on the same place where the pagan anal abusing heathens destroyed our temple (very similar to how the very same heathens destroyed World Trade Center), is a place of Satanic worship, since we need to rebuild Solomon's Temple on the exact place i would suggest not to nuke the Dome of the Rock, maybe some TNT or some RPG's would do the trick? While at it, we should destroy the Al-Aqsa Mosque and Mecca as well, in that way all the mudslimes of the world will die of a heart attack.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Destroy the Dome of the Rock!

        Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
        To destroy the Dome of the Rock and rebuild Solomon's Temple would be the best way to make Jesus return to send us to Heaven and send all the sinners to Hell. Solomon's Temple is the holiest of all temples in the Bible. The Dome of the Rock though, which is on the same place where the pagan anal abusing heathens destroyed our temple (very similar to how the very same heathens destroyed World Trade Center), is a place of Satanic worship, since we need to rebuild Solomon's Temple on the exact place i would suggest not to nuke the Dome of the Rock, maybe some TNT or some RPG's would do the trick? While at it, we should destroy the Al-Aqsa Mosque and Mecca as well, in that way all the mudslimes of the world will die of a heart attack.
        Just go under it in the tunnels and plant explosives. Or get some Muslims to chase you!

        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Destroy the Dome of the Rock!

          Brother Ex-Viking, I clicked on one of the links in your OP and it said this:

          "The Dome of the Rock houses the rock upon which Mohammed is said to have ascended to heaven"
          Mo-hambone...in HEAVEN!



          I swear, those mudslimes crack me up!

          YiC,

          Zech
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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Destroy the Dome of the Rock!

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Brother Ex-Viking, I clicked on one of the links in your OP and it said this:

            Mo-hambone...in HEAVEN!



            I swear, those mudslimes crack me up!

            YiC,

            Zech
            I bet if we heated it up enough we could fry bacon on it.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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