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I won't post an image of Stonehenge here, because it is NSFW.
Stonehenge was built by ancient Celtic druids in the desolate land of Ireland in Western Europe. It depicts multitudinous stone phalli crossed in lewd abandon!
The ancient druidic priests (the forebears of Irish Catholic pagans) would perform decadent homosexual rites of passage in their midst, raping little boys and calling down destruction on their rectums. These little boys would subsequently mature and repeat this terrible ceremony, raping a new generation of future priests into "manhood".
Stonehenge was also used to divine by the shadows cast by the stone phalli. Miniature representations of Stonehenge were insinuated into the rectums of the priests and little boys alike, transmitting a primitive form of the AIDS virus which drove them insane and caused hallucinations and delusions of grandeur. The Necronomicon was bound in the anal flesh of little boys and read aloud many a time in the midst of these perverse male idols. The anuses of virgin boys were cut open using sacrificial daggers imported from the even more Satanic land of Denmark, and the exposed entrails were interpreted to receive messages from the Dark Lord.
What we are seeing today in Ireland in the persecution of Irish protestants by Catholic terrorists, is really a territorial war over who gets to rape boys betwixt the phallic idols of Stonehenge. If we destroy it now, lives, souls, and little rectums, will be saved.
Should we petition Mitt Romney to add the nuking of Stonehenge and the gassing of Irish Catholics to his platform?
See Deuteronomy 4:16 for justification.
Stonehenge was built by ancient Celtic druids in the desolate land of Ireland in Western Europe. It depicts multitudinous stone phalli crossed in lewd abandon!
The ancient druidic priests (the forebears of Irish Catholic pagans) would perform decadent homosexual rites of passage in their midst, raping little boys and calling down destruction on their rectums. These little boys would subsequently mature and repeat this terrible ceremony, raping a new generation of future priests into "manhood". Stonehenge was also used to divine by the shadows cast by the stone phalli. Miniature representations of Stonehenge were insinuated into the rectums of the priests and little boys alike, transmitting a primitive form of the AIDS virus which drove them insane and caused hallucinations and delusions of grandeur. The Necronomicon was bound in the anal flesh of little boys and read aloud many a time in the midst of these perverse male idols. The anuses of virgin boys were cut open using sacrificial daggers imported from the even more Satanic land of Denmark, and the exposed entrails were interpreted to receive messages from the Dark Lord.
What we are seeing today in Ireland in the persecution of Irish protestants by Catholic terrorists, is really a territorial war over who gets to rape boys betwixt the phallic idols of Stonehenge. If we destroy it now, lives, souls, and little rectums, will be saved.
Should we petition Mitt Romney to add the nuking of Stonehenge and the gassing of Irish Catholics to his platform?
See Deuteronomy 4:16 for justification.
Deuteronomy 4:16
King James Version (KJV)
16 Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female,
King James Version (KJV)
16 Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female,
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