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  • Matthew Hopkins
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2012
    • 808
    #1

    How much does GOD HATE ITALY?

    Brethren,

    I'm assuming you all chose the correct option, option four.

    I thought that a thread entitled "10 Reasons Why GOD HATES ITALY" would be foolish. There are so many reasons that God hates godless Italy, that I felt it better if we pool our resources and begin to list them. I offer the following as an example of why God hates Italy inexorably, ineffably and infinitely:

    1. Italy is not in America.

    YBIC
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    • Matthew Hopkins
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2012
      • 808
      #2
      Re: How much does GOD HATE ITALY?

      2. The Italians Are JESUS KILLERS!

      Oh yes, there's no doubt about their complicity in Christ murdering. Those dirty wops didn't think twice when nailing up baby Jesus: John 19:1-6.

      And those filthy eyeties found it 'amusing' to torture the son of God: John 19:34.

      Filthy, greasy bastards.

      YBIC

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        • Bjorn Jensen
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2012
          • 2355
          #3
          Re: How much does GOD HATE ITALY?

          Other than some few good years between 1922 and 1945, i see no reason why God would not hate Italy.

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            • Pim Pendergast
              PHD - Theophysicist
              Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2012
              • 3103
              #4
              Re: How much does GOD HATE ITALY?

              3. They're a Mary-worshipping, ring-kissing papist nation.

              60 million reasons for God to hate Italy.
              sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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                • John North
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2012
                  • 414
                  #5
                  Re: How much does GOD HATE ITALY?

                  4. Every Italian man has an unhealthy relationship to his mother.

                  I don’t think this needs further elaboration. We’ve all seen it. Italian men never wants to get married to a woman of their own age because it would mean that they would have to cut the umbilical cord (metaphorically speaking in most cases). All Italian men basically wants to marry their mothers, which is wrong on so many levels.
                  Stop whining
                  (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                  (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                  (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                  (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                    • Bjorn Jensen
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 2355
                      #6
                      Re: How much does GOD HATE ITALY?

                      Another reason: even though the pope does not live in Italy, he lives in the Vatican City which is it's own country. However it is entirely surrounded by Italy, which makes it an extremely easy target for Italy to invade and then and burn it down to the ground. But they dont do that, instead they accept that the Vatican City is surrounded by their country without doing anything because they are too lazy to invade it, and God will hate them until they nuke the Vatican't!

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                        • Matthew Hopkins
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 808
                          #7
                          Re: How much does GOD HATE ITALY?

                          Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                          Another reason: even though the pope does not live in Italy, he lives in the Vatican City which is it's own country. However it is entirely surrounded by Italy, which makes it an extremely easy target for Italy to invade and then and burn it down to the ground. But they dont do that, instead they accept that the Vatican City is surrounded by their country without doing anything because they are too lazy to invade it, and God will hate them until they nuke the Vatican't!
                          Good Point, Brother, AMEN!

                          5. Italy refuses to nuke the Vatican

                          Praise Him!

                          YBIC

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