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  • Brother_Percy
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 1359

    #1

    GOD HATES CLOWNS!

    Friends,

    I was shocked and horrified to read THIS news story just the other day -


    Clowns in Joseph Grimaldi church tribute service



    Dozens of clowns attended the church service at Holy Trinity Church in Dalston

    Rubber noses, frizzy wigs and multi-coloured suits may not sound like your usual Sunday best.

    But this look was very much en vogue in an east London church.
    Armed with hand puppets, balloon animals and whoopie cushions, dozens of clowns descended on Holy Trinity Church in Dalston.

    They were there to remember fellow clowns who have passed on, and pay tribute to the man seen as the father of modern clowning - Joseph Grimaldi.

    Grimaldi, who made his stage debut at the Sadler's Wells Theatre when he was less than two years old, is thought to be the inspiration for the clown nickname "Joey".

    The 19th Century London clown trail blazed modern clown comedy, clobber and antics.



    Such was the anticipation for the 67th annual event, the church was packed to the rafters an hour before the service had even begun.
    But Custard Clown Uncle Colin and his prankster pal Mr Woo, sporting a bright red wig, rosy cheeks and garish checked suit, were on hand to buffoon around and warm up the crowds.

    Not that they needed warming up - children's cheers echoed around the church at their comedy capers.

    After an hour of waiting, circus show-tunes were bashed out on the organ, and the doors at the back of the church burst open.

    A variegated sea of jokers, jesters and pranksters dressed in motley, frolicked up the aisle, entertaining on their way, before plonking themselves in front of the altar.

    The service began as Rev Rose Hudson-Wilkin addressed the church.
    Clown's Prayer

    Shimmering oversized bowtie wearing Jolly Jack, 64, from Islington, who has been a clown since the Jubilee Street parties of 1977, gave a reading from the Bible.



    The service then took a less traditional turn as balloon animals were made for the local children.

    Rev Rose Hudson-Wilkin Speaker's Chaplain

    The odd horn hooter went off during the hymns, but the clowns were generally on their best behaviour.

    There was a sombre moment as the names of clowns who had died in the last year were read out one by one.

    A candle was lit for each clown and carried down the aisle, followed by a wreath for Grimaldi.

    Finally, the Clown's Prayer was said, which thanked God for the gift of laughter.

    But afterwards, the show had only just begun. Clowns descended on the church hall and performed for the waiting families.



    Tuppy and Stephen Richardson had squeezed their gigantic boots and homemade outfits into suitcases and got on a plane from Adelade, Australia, to be at the service.
    It's a freakshow, friends! Obviously these weirdos have no idea the vast amount of Bible verses on God's hatred of the foolish!

    God will NOT be mocked, clown Christians! For the Bible teaches us the foolish goto Hell!

    Mark 7:21-23

    “For from within, out of the heart of man, come evil thoughts, sexual immorality, theft, murder, adultery, coveting, wickedness, deceit, sensuality, envy, slander, pride, FOOLISHNESS. All these EVIL THINGS come from within, and they DEFILE a person.”
  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: GOD HATES CLOWNS!

    1st Timothy 2:9 Women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array.

    Zephaniah 1:8 I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
    Drama queen

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    • Brother Helge
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jan 2010
      • 1074

      #3
      Re: GOD HATES CLOWNS!

      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
      1st Timothy 2:9 Women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array.

      Zephaniah 1:8 I will punish ... all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
      Amen!

      This go without saying - clowns are enemies to God.

      Jesus hates clowns!!!!!!!

      And they have strange red noses.
      I bet they are all gay.
      "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
      John 8:32

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: GOD HATES CLOWNS!

        Everything a clown touches dies.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: GOD HATES CLOWNS!

          Is this like the NAMBLA world convention?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Pim Pendergast
            PHD - Theophysicist
            Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2012
            • 3103

            #6
            Re: GOD HATES CLOWNS!

            Eccl 7:3 Sorrow is better than laughter: for by the sadness of the countenance the heart is made better.

            It is a clown's job to make people laugh. They paint smiles on their faces to give themselves a happy countenance.
            sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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            • Paragon of virtue
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2013
              • 547

              #7
              Re: GOD HATES CLOWNS!

              Clowns are very scary. They are masters of deceit and use make up to change their appearances. For example in the original post that one clown has applied make-up so expertly that I almost believed that he was a real buck negroid.

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: GOD HATES CLOWNS!

                Clowns are demons with a demented sense of humor. They feed off your fear.

                If you invite one into your home he will probably rape you.

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