Benedict shows true leadership.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Benedict shows true leadership.

Oh joyous day!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Benedict shows true leadership.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21409149

Only after Landover threatens to publish the pictures, did Pope Benedict XVI announce he is to resign.

Pope Benedict said he "had to recognise my incapacity to adequately fulfil the ministry entrusted to me"

You see, Old Ratslinger can't even bring himself to give the reason.

If you are a True Christian™ God is on your side and your prayers will be answered.

PM Pastor Zeke for copies of the photos*.

*one photo per person, please state if you want your copy "in or out of Nazi uniform"

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Benedict shows true leadership.

Now he has to pay boys to kiss his "ring".

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Benedict shows true leadership.

Do you think these guys will be entertainers at his Retirement Party?

Granted, they're too old for someone like Ratzinger, who likes them young, but still, they're half naked at least.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Benedict shows true leadership.

To be honest, I think his Christman Eve message against homer marriage was just not strong enough--didn't measure up to what was needed.

When the Vatican wheeler dealers saw how Jesus based Landover Baptist is they thought, "Let's get someone in here who can do what they do, put the hammer down on homers."

[ExGay Alex]

Re: Benedict shows true leadership.

Has he never heard of Philippians 4:13? Or Galatians 6:9?

Jesus doesn't like a quitter. But then again, he's going to Hell anyway. Once you've peed all over the Bible for decades, what difference does another infraction make to God?

[Holyfield]

Re: Benedict shows true leadership.

Maybe Ratzinger found Jesus and got saved eventually. Why would a sect-leader otherwise step down voluntarily?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Benedict shows true leadership.

As a token of our collective appreciation, he has been given a choice of a few Miters, a selection of red shoes and a closet full of Popely Frocks to keep into his retirement.

And an altar boy or two?

You'd think that if the Babylonian whore "church" were actually of God, He could give the unholy "father" the strength to stay the course. How hard could that be, given what He did for Abraham and Sarah?

[Father Maurice Lester]

Going all the way back to his days as a youth leader in his native land, His Holiness has always shown what integrity and sound knowledge of scripture can do to make the lives of so many so much better.

No doubt he had a few heart to hearts with The Big Guy and has once again made the kind of decision only a Godly and holy man like he can make.

All of us here at Vatican City wish him the best and pray his last days on earth are joyful as he prepares for eternal salvation at the side of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

As a token of our collective appreciation, he has been given a choice of a few Miters, a selection of red shoes and a closet full of Popely Frocks to keep into his retirement.

I might point out that he will continue to maintain his Vatican City residence and all of the diplomatic perks associated with a sovereign nation. Given the frail nature of his health, his Holiness will not be flying into and or through any jurisdictions where unscrupulous members of various legal communities might harass this kindly old saint-in-waiting about things he clearly knew nothing about.



Bless you, my curious kitty cats,
Father Mo





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