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    Happy atheist day!

    The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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  • #2
    Re: Happy atheist day!

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.



    "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."

    ~ Buddha (supposedly)

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    • #3
      Re: Happy atheist day!

      Originally posted by MilitantModerate View Post
      "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."

      ~ Buddha (supposedly)
      I don't think that can be accurate. It would have been more like "Hong chong ching chong hing hong ping pong ha sing wong wing quid pro quo!"

      Fool.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
        Re: Happy atheist day!

        Originally posted by MilitantModerate View Post
        "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."

        ~ Buddha (supposedly)
        Don't believe anything you read but this quote that is attributed to the fat chink, but really isn't a saying of his.

        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #5
          Re: Happy atheist day!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          I don't think that can be accurate. It would have been more like "Hong chong ching chong hing hong ping pong ha sing wong wing quid pro quo!"

          Fool.
          The Buddha was from India, so I don't think yours is so accurate either. Oh and he wasn't fat either. You're thinking of Ho Tai, AKA "the laughing Buddha".

          As for the scripture up top. Ancient Aramaic is surprisingly identical to Elizabethan English, is it?

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          • #6
            Re: Happy atheist day!

            Originally posted by MilitantModerate View Post
            The Buddha was from India, so I don't think yours is so accurate either. Oh and he wasn't fat either. You're thinking of Ho Tai, AKA "the laughing Buddha".

            As for the scripture up top. Ancient Aramaic is surprisingly identical to Elizabethan English, is it?
            Don't be silly, it is a well known fact that budda is highly worshipped among the chinky islands of wong inhabitants.
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            Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
            Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
            Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
            Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
            Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
            Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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            • #7
              Re: Happy atheist day!

              Originally posted by Rev. Edward Clement View Post
              Don't be silly, it is a well known fact that budda is highly worshipped among the chinky islands of wong inhabitants.
              Right because Siddhārtha Gautama sounds so Chinese.

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              • #8
                Re: Happy atheist day!

                Originally posted by MilitantModerate View Post
                "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."

                ~ Buddha (supposedly)
                I doubt that fat punk said that.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Happy atheist day!

                  Originally posted by MilitantModerate View Post
                  Right because Siddhārtha Gautama sounds so Chinese.
                  Yeah, I know. What was your point?
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                  • #10
                    Re: Happy atheist day!

                    All the chinks are incorrect in following that fat pig.

                    Jesus is the one true GOD.

                    By the way I am new here and trying to spread His Word wherever I may go!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Happy atheist day!

                      I am 16. How old are you?
                      I Jesus!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Happy atheist day!

                        Originally posted by MilitantImbecile View Post
                        "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."

                        ~ Buddha (supposedly)
                        Buddha was a chink and Jesus will roast and slowly char-broil them in hell for not being 'Murkan and for not worshipping Jesus.

                        Oh, and it ain't just the chinks being served up for dinner tonight in Hell's kitchen. You got the jews, the a-rabs, all the europians, and all the different kinds of mexicans they got down south of us. Their countries are simply a giant hellhole maze of "some type of mexican". They're all the same, ain't a single one of them got blue eyes either.

                        Buddha ain't never mentioned in the bible, so he is a slant-eyed, satanic, laundry-slinging, fortune cookie eating demon and it's going to cost you an eternity on Hell's Olympic swim team in the lake of fire for posting his satanic quote on this, the most Christian of all forums. Unless you repent. Do it before the rapture, I pray for you my brother.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Happy atheist day!

                          Hail FSM!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Happy atheist day!

                            Originally posted by judaspriest7 View Post
                            All the chinks are incorrect in following that fat pig.

                            Jesus is the one true GOD.

                            By the way I am new here and trying to spread His Word wherever I may go!
                            You might want to look closer to home before you go slandering others with your filthy racial slurs.

                            Judas Priest are a band of disgusting, demonic rectum wranglers. If you're lucky you might just catch them playing "Painkiller" repeatedly for all eternity while you burn together in hell. The song won't literally kill your pain but it's irony you will have earned, you despicable little satanist.
                            But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

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                            • #15
                              Re: Happy atheist day!

                              Originally posted by SeekingEnlightenment View Post
                              You might want to look closer to home before you go slandering others with your filthy racial slurs.

                              Judas Priest are a band of disgusting, demonic rectum wranglers. If you're lucky you might just catch them playing "Painkiller" repeatedly for all eternity while you burn together in hell. The song won't literally kill your pain but it's irony you will have earned, you despicable little satanist.
                              Not to mention, Judas Priest, you haven't even posted an introduction like we newbies are required to do, before you voiced your opinion.

                              God blesses people who follow the rules.

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