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    Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

    THIS story just blew my mind, as the kids say. Blew it like it's never been blown. The Pope, the guy who's only real job is to hold the line on Catholic teachings, told reporters today that it's fine with him if there are queers running around.



    Who are you to JUDGE!!?? You are the leader of the biggest cult on earth, and you claim to represent Christ here on earth! HE COMMANDS YOU TO JUDGE!

    The one thing I thought we could count on with the papists was abject condemnation of homersexurals! All the other popes said so!







    By the way, each and every pope will cook in hell for being antichrists, so it doesn't really matter anyway.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    By the way, each and every pope will cook in hell for being antichrists, so it doesn't really matter anyway.
    As well they should, lousy, nasty pedophilic mobsters, each and every one of them.

    Of course we'll see the Vatican scramble to explain what il padre really meant to say any minute now. Again.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #3
      Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

      After countless councils, schisms, reformations, pronouncements of dogma, diets, counter-reformations and inquisitions you would think they would finally get it right. The new pope is just as bad as the last and, like Democrats, they should just give up and go home.

      Baptists are the only ones that can trace back to Jesus and are faithful to the Bible (KJV1611).
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • #4
        Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

        It was only a matter of time.

        I say good riddance.

        In their race to hottest and deepest part of the fiery lake, the great whore of Babylon has really outdone itself.

        They are going to be bobbing for firecrackers in acid while sliding down a cheese grater listening to Kenny G on their way down.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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        • #5
          Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          ...They are going to be bobbing for firecrackers in acid while sliding down a cheese grater listening to Kenny G on their way down.
          Kenny G? I thought God was supposed to be merciful.

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          • #6
            Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Kenny G? I thought God was supposed to be merciful.
            I think Brother Levi Jones was referring to the elevator ride down - which does indeed suggest that Kenny G is being merciful. Alban Berg, Stockhausen, and Andrew Lloyd Webber come later - when you have eternity you have plenty of time.
            Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
            brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
            ...and get off my lawn
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            • #7
              Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

              Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
              Stockhausen
              A big fan of The Beatles' music and they of his

              Yoko can be MC

              All backed by the pope-ettes (clothing optional) I can hardly wait to deny them a sip of water

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              • #8
                Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

                Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                ...Alban Berg, Stockhausen, and Andrew Lloyd Webber come later...
                I'm not usually one to exclaim, "Oh, sweet Jesus", but I'm tempted to make an exception in this case.






                edit: That's in relation to your twisted and cruel imagination, nothing else.

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                • #9
                  Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  A big fan of The Beatles' music and they of his

                  Yoko can be MC

                  All backed by the pope-ettes (clothing optional) I can hardly wait to deny them a sip of water
                  I believe Yoko has actually met Satan and has lived to interpret an artistic expression of the event.

                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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                  • #10
                    Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

                    I am not truly bothered by this since it gives those silly catholics another thing to be wrong and sinful about. They can burn in hell for tolerating those queers, while I follow the Word of God.
                    No amount of time is too long when you are with The Lord.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

                      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                      I think Brother Levi Jones was referring to the elevator ride down - which does indeed suggest that Kenny G is being merciful. Alban Berg, Stockhausen, and Andrew Lloyd Webber come later - when you have eternity you have plenty of time.
                      Perhaps he meant Kenny G was playing Stockhausen... sort of like turnip truck Baptwits yammering on about the Pope as it were.

                      God says jump and his Holiness says "how high?"

                      Let us know when God opens up a direct channel to Pasture Zeke and we'll talk then.






                      Bless you, my woolly Boulez warbler,
                      Father Mo




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                      A Cardinal in the making.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

                        I notice that our ring-kissing "father" Mo doesn't have any defense for his cult's latest blasphemies.

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

                          Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                          God says jump and his Holiness says "how high?"
                          I think the expression you're looking for is

                          When the bishop says "Jump" don't say "Why?"
                          Say, "How high?"

                          I would have had you down as ogling Messiaen?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            I notice that our ring-kissing "father" Mo doesn't have any defense for his cult's latest blasphemies.


                            They will get what's theirs

                            Revelation 17:3 - So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.

                            The catholic church has always contorted His Word for the benefit of a bunch of muny grubbing, dress wearing, gaywads with an obsession for little boys and long candles. They just flaunt their perversity, they have become so used to being protected by their cronies while forcing conversion through young anuses.
                            Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                            Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                            • #15
                              Re: Catholics Can't Make Up Their Mind About Perverts!

                              Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                              Perhaps he meant Kenny G was playing Stockhausen... sort of like turnip truck Baptwits yammering on about the Pope as it were.

                              God says jump and his Holiness says "how high?"

                              Let us know when God opens up a direct channel to Pasture Zeke and we'll talk then.


                              Bless you, my woolly Boulez warbler,
                              Father Mo
                              .
                              And where are the papists here - laying claim to be arbiters of culture, taste, class and tradition? It might have been true during the time of being obsessed with inheriting the Roman Empire and clinging to the Latin liturgy. Then there were the glories of the Gregorian Chant, the well tempered Bach Magnificat, and the Handel oratorio that contains the longest "Amen" on record.

                              Well it seems that the Prince of Darkness has brought forth something called the "Guitar Mass" for the masses. Save yourself the trouble here and take a dose of Ipecac syrup instead of clicking the "play" button.

                              Guitar Mass



                              Bless you too, my tambourine tapping toad.
                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                              ...and get off my lawn
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