[VictoryOS]

Re: Regarding Marijuana

Is the Four-Channel down again? Because we seem to be getting an unusually high amount of self-important mouth-breathing trolls who think they're at least 100X smarter than they really are lately.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Is the Four-Channel down again? Because we seem to be getting an unusually high amount of self-important mouth-breathing trolls who think they're at least 100X smarter than they really are lately.

On the plus side, Sister Victory, this one is capable of writing coherent sentences and is also aware of his limitations (note how he sneaks "I am retarded" into many of his posts).

I suppose we should be grateful?

[VictoryOS]

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On the plus side, Sister Victory, this one is capable of writing coherent sentences and is also aware of his limitations (note how he sneaks "I am retarded" into many of his posts).

I suppose we should be grateful?

Good point, Rev. Rodimer! You are truly a man of God to be able to see the good in all people the way you do.

This one may have hope after all, since he seems to be aware of his retardedness. Maybe soon he will see that the path he is on is a grim path indeed. I pray that the Light of the Cross will guide him away from harm and into the Arms of the Lord! Amen.

[LongpigtIsLong]

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I thought I submitted this already, but it does not appear to have successfully posted, so I will repeat it:

Is the Four-Channel down again? Because we seem to be getting an unusually high amount of self-important mouth-breathing trolls who think they're at least 100X smarter than they really are lately.

This isn't super relevant, but while the original Japanese site is called 2-channel, the American site emulating it is just called 4chan; and no, it isn't down. I am surprised and impressed, though, that you were able to guess that that was the site to which I was referring.

Regarding my intelligence, I assure you that I hold no delusions. I am aware that I am not the smartest person in the world--I'm just in the top 2% (That is assuming that IQ and standardized test scores are any indication). for you statistics buffs out there, that's about 2.5 standard deviations from the mean. I did not come here to brag about how smart I am, but if you prefer to press the matter, i could provide some numbers.

[VictoryOS]

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I am surprised and impressed, though, that you were able to guess that that was the site to which I was referring.

We know many things, child.

I did not come here to brag about how smart I am, but if you prefer to press the matter, i could provide some numbers.

Numbers aren't necessary, but perhaps you could provide some shift key action for us, Mr Smarty-Pants. Don't you know God strikes down boastful people who suffer from high self-esteem?

Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble. (1 Peter 5:5)

[LongpigtIsLong]

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Numbers aren't necessary, but perhaps you could provide some shift key action for us, Mr Smarty-Pants. Don't you know God strikes down boastful people who suffer from high self-esteem?

If missing the shift key once is the worst fault you can find with me at the moment, I'd say I'm doing pretty well. I would also suggest that correcting someone is quite different from boasting (You see, for someone to be considered "retarded," as several of you have asserted that I am, one must have an IQ below 70. I am a bit over one Normal Person above that, so the label was misapplied. It would be wrong of me to knowingly allow such ignorance to continue.), however, as I have learned from previous encounters, this could merely be a matter of opinion.

I would also like to reiterate that I am female, for those of who who have forgotten. Normally I wouldn't bother, since it is of no importance, but if you insist on using gender-specific pronouns or titles, then you may want to use the correct ones. It is also an amusing change to be told to gb2kitchen in seriousness rather than in jest.

[JennyD]

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Do you prepare Long Pig for your stoner friends, when you all have the "munchies"?

I've heard stoners are particularly partial to baby long pig.

[VictoryOS]

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It is also an amusing change to be told to gb2kitchen in seriousness rather than in jest.

Nobody here said that to you because nobody here is retarded enough to use four-channelisms.

[Nobar King]

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for channeling is nothing if channeling isn't what is for your channelisms because notbody here said that.

[Deaner]

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If missing the shift key once is the worst fault you can find with me at the moment, I'd say I'm doing pretty well. I would also suggest that correcting someone is quite different from boasting (You see, for someone to be considered "retarded," as several of you have asserted that I am, one must have an IQ below 70. I am a bit over one Normal Person above that, so the label was misapplied. It would be wrong of me to knowingly allow such ignorance to continue.), however, as I have learned from previous encounters, this could merely be a matter of opinion.

What in God's name are you talking about? Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream weirdo; we have no use for your kind around here.

[Don the Baptist]

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I think we need to look at Psalms 18:

Psalms:18:1: I will love thee, O LORD, my strength.
Psalms:18:2: The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower.
Psalms:18:3: I will call upon the LORD, who is worthy to be praised: so shall I be saved from mine enemies.
Psalms:18:4: The sorrows of death compassed me, and the floods of ungodly men made me afraid.
Psalms:18:5: The sorrows of hell compassed me about: the snares of death prevented me.
Psalms:18:6: In my distress I called upon the LORD, and cried unto my God: he heard my voice out of his temple, and my cry came before him, even into his ears.
Psalms:18:7: Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth.
Psalms:18:8: There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it.

It is clear that The Lord sends smoke out of His perfectly formed nostrils – it is not for mankind to ape the Lord of Hosts in a pathetic travesty of His Great Holiness – to do so would be blasphemy.

You, sir, have described how you have a smoke out of your nostrils, and fire out of your mouth devoured – you are damned.

This may appear an oversight through ignorance; however, I regret to inform you that blasphemy is the unforgivable crime against God. It is more than Sin, which may be forgiven!

Lawd have mercy, preach it Brother Bathfire, AMEN!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I thought I submitted this already, but it does not appear to have successfully posted, so I will repeat it:

Sorry, but that did not bear repeating.

We don't care how smart you think you are. Neither does Jesus.

Tell me, Ms. Smarty-Pantsuit, do smart people make the choice to spend eternity in Heaven, or in Hell?

[StreetPreacherLew]

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for channeling is nothing if channeling isn't what is for your channelisms because notbody here said that.

What channel are we watching again? Whichever it is, turn it back to 700 Club. George Foreman is on today.

[LongpigtIsLong]

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After a long day of introspection, I have had a change of heart. I did a bit of research into Landover Baptist Church, and confirmed what I had previously suspected. In my hours of deep contemplation that followed, I came to the realization that God wanted to save me from my sinful ways, and sent me here to learn that. All these years I have been misled by Satan through science and earthly happiness. It took the persistence and wise words of you True Christians to teach me the evil of these things. I have decided that from this day forward, I will cast aside the years of scientific "knowledge" I had gained in favor of something that actually makes sense: the word of God. I will learn all the teachings of th Bible, and use what I have learned to make sure every other unsaved person I come into contact with is made aware that accepting Jesus is the only true path to salvation. I apologize for all the offensive things I said against God and his favorite group of people. I sincerely hope that you and He will forgive me. In addition, I will try to educate you about some of the wicked things that I have learned in my years as a dirty sinner, so that you may protect your children against them.
In accordance with the choices I have made, I must also choose a more appropriate user name that demonstrates my love of God. My current one was inspired by an evil culture, and to keep it would be insulting to God.
I know that the road toward salvation is difficult, but I pray that you all will help keep me from straying from it again. Praise Jesus.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Praise and Glory PiggyCat.