[dingo minors]

Re: Hawkins Cult Says World Will End THIS THURSDAY

HAHAHA. All I can say is, most people will agree that you DON'T know when the world will end. You don't know what day it will end, obviously it wasn't thursday. I want to know why so many people are so gullible as to believe it will end on a mere whim. Oh wait, no I'm really dead, typing this as a ghost *snorts* or not.

[SUV]

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Apparantly they have combined the names of Hawking, Hitchens, and Dawkins to bring ridicule on all three of these homer!s at once

[Justina Thyme]

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Is it this Thursday? I thought it was next Thursday. I'd better hurry and get everything in order. And there goes our trip to Cancun.

[dingo minors]

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right, so I got infraction points for that comment. Apparently, the dear pastor thought I was snorting drugs. Don't worry, I meant snorting out of amusement! Of course I wouldn't do drugs, law-abiding citizens don't do drugs, and that definitely is something that would tarnish the reputation of being a law-abiding citizen.

[Nobar King]

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I think it's just a bad joke by one of these atheist retards:

Please, everyone, visit this poor lost soul and give him some of Jesus' love!

[Jacques Anape]

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Pastor,

Is this Hawkins guy any relation to the 'Prince of lies' Steven Hawkins, the part-retard part-robot Anti-Christ??

That's a really low dig at someone who, despite being debilitated with MND, has managed to become one of the world's most renowned physicists. He is NOT a retard, he is a Professor at one of the world's top univerisities actually. He is NOT part-robot, he has an computer-aid to help him speak because the muscles in his throat don't work. I have never seen any evidence that he is the 'prince of lies' or the 'antichrist' either.

What have you got against this poor man? What did he ever do to you? I cannot believe you can hurl insults like that and call yourself a Christian.
You should get down on your knees and repent.

[Brother Temperance]

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That's a really low dig at someone who, despite being debilitated with MND

You say "debilitated with MND", I say "CURSED BY GOD."

has managed to become one of the world's most renowned physicists. He is NOT a retard, he is a Professor at one of the world's top univerisities actually.

He is an atheist. How much dumber can you get?

He is NOT part-robot, he has an computer-aid to help him speak because the muscles in his throat don't work. I have never seen any evidence that he is the 'prince of lies' or the 'antichrist' either.

He is an atheist, therefore he is an antichrist.

What have you got against this poor man? What did he ever do to you?

He rejected Our Saviour's loving sacrifice on the cross! Jesus died for that robo-retard's sins and he didn't even have the common decency to say "thanks a lot" in that creepy Kraftwerk voice of his! How much lower can you get?

[Frank4YAHWEH]

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This is forum is HELLarious!

[Ebenezer Wright]

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This is forum is HELLarious!

This site is for Christians to fellowship and study God's Word. Its not hilarious and it is not here for you to post links to your "hip" site. Do you study the Word of God written in the KJV Bible?

[Frank4YAHWEH]

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This site is for Christians to fellowship and study God's Word.

Oh come on! I'm not stupid! And, I'm not a Christian!

Its not hilarious and it is not here for you to post links to your "hip" site.

I believe that this forum is HELLarious! That is what I believe! I did not know that we were not permitted to state what it is that we believe and not permitted to post links.

Do you study the Word of God written in the KJV Bible?

James is not my King!

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Oh come on! I'm not stupid! And, I'm not a Christian!

I believe that this forum is HELLarious! That is what I believe! I did not know that we were not permitted to state what it is that we believe and not permitted to post links.

James is not my King!

Unsaved trash that come on here to poke fun at Christians are clearly mentally ill. Did you miss the banner at the top of the site. Unsaved=Unwelcome.

I am going to find it "hellarious" when you are spending eternity drinking fire punk.

[Frank4YAHWEH]

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Unsaved trash that come on here to poke fun at Christians are clearly mentally ill. Did you miss the banner at the top of the site. Unsaved=Unwelcome.

I did not come on here to poke fun at Christians so, I am most certainly not mentally ill!. Where in hell are the Christians anyway. I have yet to spot one here! I noted that many on this forum have a supposed trade mark on 'True Christian'. That is a laugh! There is no trade mark on 'True Christian' so, they are obviously liars. You welcome Christian liars here?

"Those who endure to the end shall be redeemed."
Note the future tense of this verse. First you must endure, then you shall be redeemed. You seem to be breaking down under presure already!

I am going to find it "hellarious" when you are spending eternity drinking fire punk.

In your dreams! You will not find me spending eternity drinking fire!

It's Your Hell, You Burn In It!
YOUR "eternal fire" reeks of Catholicism!

[Ebenezer Wright]

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I did not come on here to poke fun at Christians so, I am most certainly not mentally ill!. Where in hell are the Christians anyway. I have yet to spot one here! I noted that many on this forum have a supposed trade mark on 'True Christian'. That is a laugh! There is no trade mark on 'True Christian' so, they are obviously liars. You welcome Christian liars here?

"Those who endure to the end shall be redeemed."
Note the future tense of this verse. First you must endure, then you shall be redeemed. You seem to be breaking down under presure already!



In your dreams! You will not find me spending eternity drinking fire!

It's Your Hell, You Burn In It!
YOUR "eternal fire" reeks of Catholicism!

First, let us post your verse in the correct and True version of the Bible.
KJV
Matthew 24:11-13

11.And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
12.And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. 13.But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

This verse you posted is talking about Christians lasting thru tribulations, troubles, And homer false prophets trying to trick us into leaving the True path. It then tells us that if we make it thru this and are not decieved, we will be saved! Are you openly admitting that you are here only to try and deceive us with your atheist jibber-jabber???

Lord, please give me the energy and attention span to reason with this close-minded sinner. Amen

Clearly you could not endure the journey friend because you have taken the EASY/SINFUL Path of destruction.

And you will certainly learn soon enough that hell is real if you keep making choices like this!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This is forum is HELLarious!

Why have you posted in this thread? Are you here to defend the notion that the world ended a few weeks ago, like that nutty false Christian predicted?

Oh come on! I'm not stupid! And, I'm not a Christian!

If you aren't a Christian, then you ARE stupid. That means you reject Jesus! How stupid can you be? The Bible says you are a fool in fact.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

I believe that this forum is HELLarious! That is what I believe! I did not know that we were not permitted to state what it is that we believe and not permitted to post links.

Wrong again, nit-wit. Please take a look at THIS thread which explains your "rights" on our Godly forum in detail.

By the way, God instructs us to avoid contact with unsaved God mockers like you. That's why our church has a large banner proudly proclaiming Unsaved = Unwelcome. Glory!!

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

James is not my King!

Nor is he mine, but God chose King James as His vessel to deliver unto us the one true Bible, the KJV1611 authorized Version, and pal, if you reject that, then you are as lost as they get.

I'd like to suggest that you proceed over to the "introductions" section of this forum and tell us about yourself, lay out your beliefs, that we might better understand you.

Unless you think the world ended a few weeks ago.

[Frank4YAHWEH]

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Why have you posted in this thread? Are you here to defend the notion that the world ended a few weeks ago, like that nutty false Christian predicted?

By the way, God instructs us to avoid contact with unsaved God mockers like you.

No, it is quite obvisious to me that the world did not end two weeks ago. I do not even know what nutty Christian you are referring to.

If you so called "God" (Which one it is, I have no idea!) instructs you to avoid contact with unsaved God mockers like me, then why are you contacting me? It seems you have no respect for the instruction that your so called "God" has given to you. My hope is that you do not believe that you will spend an eternity in your so called "hell" for not following its instruction. Believe me, the "Christian hell" is nothing but pure foolishness! Remove that foolish burden from your shoulders and learn of the truth concerning the word translated as 'hell' in your KINK James Bible.

Oh Hell!