Hawkins Cult Says World Will End THIS THURSDAY (postponed)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Another false Christian cult is mocking Christ again by claiming that the world will end this coming Thursday, June 12. THIS kind of thing just makes everyone doubt God's Word.

Is The End Of The World Coming On June 12th?

An elusive group just outside of Abilene, Texas is claiming the end of the world is coming in less than a week.

The House of Yahweh recently gave ABC reporter Brian Ross access to their west Texas compound. Yahweh leader Yisrayl Hawkins says a nuclear holocaust will come June 12th and only members of his group will be saved.

All group members change their last names to Hawkins and live in the compound.

Local authorities claim the group is dangerous and practices polygamy. Shane Dee, the local district attorney, says there's no way to describe the group except as a religious cult. Yisrael Hawkins disagrees. "I don't control their mind in a witch-like fashion that the world is speaking of, to where I have some sort of power over them. I merely teach the laws to them."

Hawkins has predicted a doomsday twice before. He's also accused of having two dozen wives, and is facing bigamy charges.

Don't they know that Jesus is going to come like a thief in the night?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Wait, that's today!

Looking out the window, I see a blindingly bright object in the sky; it appears to be a gigantic fireball! It's coming to destroy the planet! It's . . . it's . . .

It's the sun, not the Son.

[Wide-Open]

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Wait, that's today!

Looking out the window, I see a blindingly bright object in the sky; it appears to be a gigantic fireball! It's coming to destroy the planet! It's . . . it's . . .

It's the sun, not the Son.

Indeed Brother.

Well, there's a few hours left where I live - 6 PM NSLT (Non Standard Landover Time), and we do have a bit of rain, but I wouldn't call it Rapturesque (yeah, that's how we talk here, apologies).

I think when He comes, we'll notice. Hawkins Dawkins Schmawkins.

[Sister Rebecca]

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So......... it is Saturday morning now.
Everyone still here?

[Wide-Open]

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I admit having gone to my bomb shelter for a few hours, but yes, I'm still here Sister Rebecca.

Anyone else?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I admit having gone to my bomb shelter for a few hours, but yes, I'm still here Sister Rebecca.

Anyone else?

The CCTV down here in the shelter shows everything is regrettably normal in the woefully sinful world... do you think they were a year out?

PS, I hope not, the toilet seems to be blocked...

[Brother Enoch]

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The antics of Prod loonies have long since ceased to amaze me.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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It's so sad when loonies like this make the news. They make credible folks like us look just as pathetic, which is just downright deplorable. When the day really is nigh and we do our Godly duty of reminding people of the Rapture, we are mocked and lumped in with these whack-jobs. It's all part of Satan's plan to undermine True Christians(tm), and we cannot let him win!!!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I'm still here, but once we've scrapped the lie-beral US Constitution in favor of the King James Bible, these false prophets won't be. Praise!

Deut. 18:20-22: But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die. And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken? When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that [is] the thing which the LORD hath not spoken, [but] the prophet hath spoken it presumptuously: thou shalt not be afraid of him.

[Sister Noddy]

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Hello, you all? Godwin and I and the little boys are still here in our house in Sin Fransissyco!

We're safe! (except from the usual neighborhood homers, cathedral clergy, and drug addict Hellywood actors that hang out down the street at the Nob Hill Cafe!)

Whew, that was a close one! Praise JESUS!

[Brother Temperance]

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Wow. I knew this Hawkins fellow was a cripple, but I thought he was at least supposed to be smart. Just shows how far seculiar science gets you, I suppose.

[JennyD]

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Wait, which Thursday?

[Sister Noddy]

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Wait, which Thursday?

I believe that was last Thursday, sister! The world didn't end, so they were wrong!

But of course we True Christians™ would have nothing to fear! For it is written ...

John 10:28 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.

Romans 8:38 For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,
Romans 8:39 Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.

Philippians 1:6 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ:

1st Peter 1:5 Who are kept by the power of God through faith unto salvation ready to be revealed in the last time.

Praise!

[Brother_Percy]

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Pastor,

Is this Hawkins guy any relation to the 'Prince of lies' Steven Hawkins, the part-retard part-robot Anti-Christ??

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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Hawkins has predicted a doomsday twice before. He's also accused of having two dozen wives, and is facing bigamy charges.

I don't mean to be picayune, but if he has 24 wives, wouldn't that be tetracosagamy rather than bigamy?

Oh, yeah, and he's gonna burn in Hell. Possibly as early as this Thursday.