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  • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

    Originally posted by Gothabible View Post
    goth bless you brother, I am sorry about the punctuations. I am at work and i am trying to type quickly before my Boss who btw is an born again scotish athiest catches me.

    I am praying for him cause i have faith that our Goth is a Goth of righteousness, he is the light and the road to salvation and only through him are we to come before the son.


    Goth bless you my brother and may the light of the holy ghost be with you and that we may all worship our goth in spirit and in truth.

    amen
    You are wasting your time trying to persecute us. The Bible told us we would be persecuted for our beliefs and therefore we are blessed. Thank you!

    Oh and btw, since you are spending time at work visiting websites are not supposed to, you are stealing from your employer and thereby going to HELL.

    Enjoy HELL Sinner!
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    • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
      You are wasting your time trying to persecute us. The Bible told us we would be persecuted for our beliefs and therefore we are blessed. Thank you!

      Oh and btw, since you are spending time at work visiting websites are not supposed to, you are stealing from your employer and thereby going to HELL.

      Enjoy HELL Sinner!

      i am not going to hell for while i am not perfect and i am still a sinner i repent for everything i do every day and enjoy a healthy relationship with Goth, many people will pass judgement upon us the believers but in judgement day Goth and his only son will come down from the heaven and every eye will see that he is the lord and everyone will be in awe by his marvelous glory and we will all bow upon him and i cant wait for that day

      Hosanna hosana!!!

      i hope the holy spirit opens thy heart my friend so goths love can come upon such sweet inocent heart

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      • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

        Originally posted by Gothabible View Post
        i am not going to hell for while i am not perfect and i am still a sinner i repent for everything i do every day and enjoy a healthy relationship with Goth,
        Riiight. And who might this 'Goth' person be? Is he the god that you black-wearing, baby-killing, parent-hating misfits have? If so, what do you repent for? Not killing enough babies? For not wearing enough black clothing?

        Originally posted by Gothabible View Post
        many people will pass judgement upon us the believers but in judgement day Goth and his only son will come down from the heaven and every eye will see that he is the lord and everyone will be in awe by his marvelous glory and we will all bow upon him and i cant wait for that day
        I smell a troll. Are you here just to try to mock us and cause us grief, or are you here to learn about the awesome Power of Jesus? Because honestly this is one of the sickest and worst attempts at a "parody" of a religion that I've ever seen. The Lord Jesus will not be mocked, especially not by an egg-sucker such as you seem to be...
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        • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

          The poll is invalid as the correct answer is missing

          What's the WORST False Religion?

          X Republican KJV1611 Bible Bashing Baptists with Gold Taps
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          • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

            Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
            The poll is invalid as the correct answer is missing

            What's the WORST False Religion?

            X Republican KJV1611 Bible Bashing Baptists with Gold Taps
            I agree with Jo Feddie; I've never seen so much religious bigots together talking nonsense to each other.

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            • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

              Than why are you two talking to each other? You are both extreme 'religious bigots'.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Than why are you two talking to each other? You are both extreme 'religious bigots'.
                me religious? That's the best joke I've heard today!

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                • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Than why are you two talking to each other? You are both extreme 'religious bigots'.
                  While she does not seem to accept the truth of creation by the FSM, she does not seem to find my, true, Religion as extreme and bigoted as your fake one.
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                  • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                    Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                    While she does not seem to accept the truth of creation by the FSM, she does not seem to find my, true, Religion as extreme and bigoted as your fake one.
                    True... at least Jo Feddie offers more proof of his religion that a book filled with fairy tales!

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                    • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                      Originally posted by MissEmma View Post
                      True... at least Jo Feddie offers more proof of his religion that a book filled with fairy tales!
                      Jo Freddie offers NO proof. He's a sick puppy. At least WE have the Instruction manual!
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                      • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        Jo Freddie offers NO proof. He's a sick puppy. At least WE have the Instruction manual!
                        I have the eight I'd rather you did'nts, as much of an instruction for life as anything in you book of fairy tales.
                        I can back it up with graphs and charts, you can't even prove the existence of your beloved Jesus.
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                        • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                          Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                          I have the eight I'd rather you did'nts, as much of an instruction for life as anything in you book of fairy tales.
                          I can back it up with graphs and charts, you can't even prove the existence of your beloved Jesus.
                          Son, don't argue with me. I'm a Pastor and if you upset GOD He will smite you in a second! I can absolutely prove that JESUS exists. First, we speak on a daily basis. You simply can't argue with that. Secondly, the JOO Flavius Josephus wrote a first person account of Jesus in his book 'The war of the Joos' which is freely available online.

                          Finally, Armageddon is predicted in Revelation. You can't tell me that a nuclear Iran and Syria and a nuclear Israel aren't going to get into it within about a year. I suppose the only reason they haven't already is that Iran would have a hard time explaining the collateral damage of evaporating Palestine, Lebanon and parts of Egypt. The Bible states prophecy that is coming true every day and it is happening without the need for graphs and charts which are merely one of SATAN'S ways of confusing people.
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                          • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            Son, don't argue with me. I'm a Pastor and if you upset GOD He will smite you in a second! I can absolutely prove that JESUS exists. First, we speak on a daily basis. You simply can't argue with that. Secondly, the JOO Flavius Josephus wrote a first person account of Jesus in his book 'The war of the Joos' which is freely available online.

                            Finally, Armageddon is predicted in Revelation. You can't tell me that a nuclear Iran and Syria and a nuclear Israel aren't going to get into it within about a year. I suppose the only reason they haven't already is that Iran would have a hard time explaining the collateral damage of evaporating Palestine, Lebanon and parts of Egypt. The Bible states prophecy that is coming true every day and it is happening without the need for graphs and charts which are merely one of SATAN'S ways of confusing people.
                            Ahh Josephus (AD 37 – c. 100) when did your Jesus supposedly die? anything Josephus wrote can only be considered hearsay and not a first hand account.
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                            • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                              Where is the "All of the above" choice ??

                              You guys are too liberal, thinking we'd be content voting for one and let the rest of the fallen off the hook...
                              Acts 3:24-25 "The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

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                              • Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion?

                                Just to claify, I saw the "Kill 'm all" choice but that sounds too much like the work of papists and their godless Inquisition. Let's just condemn all the disbelievers and let God take care of business.
                                Acts 3:24-25 "The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."

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