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  • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
    Scientific Advisor
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2373
    #16
    Re: What atheists really worship

    Originally posted by tommy View Post
    Wow, I guess the holy spirit was talking trough me...

    I'll just...
    Don't grow too comfortable, friend. Remember, God can use ANYONE, even those that He HATES. Don't confuse His using you as your being Saved -- far from it. GOD HIMSELF even used someone as despicable as Bill Clinton to rally the ranks of True Christians to elect George W. Bush! And I don't know of a single soul who would dare say that Bill will enter into the Pearly Gates.
    Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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      • Pastor Al E Pistle
        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 9323
        #17
        Re: What atheists really worship

        Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
        I listen to pastors all the time, honest. Pastor Pistle mostly, as he seems to be such a blessed, knowledgeable church leader.
        Well, FINALLY! A FAIR and UNBIASED opinion! Thank you young lady. You are clearly destined for greatness!
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #18
            Re: What atheists really worship

            Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
            God doesn't want me to eat pasta? But he made it!
            Pasta is perfectly acceptable in the right circumstances, as long as you stick to nice traditional recipes like pasta and ketchup, and don't go getting all Eurotrash on us. However, if reading about false spaghetti idols arouses your desire for food this is a very worrying sign indeed. Can you guarantee that you won't read a thread about Papism and start hungering for a catlick death cookie, or that a thread about penny-pinching Christ-killers won't awake your appetite for gefilte fish and matzoh brei, or that one of Van Hellsing's posts won't inspire you to snack down on a Christian baby? It is a very dangerous path that you are on.
            Originally posted by Arethusa
            Tommy I'm sorry, I don't understand what you are posting.
            That's alright, neither does he.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • Arethusa
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 284
                #19
                Re: What atheists really worship

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Pasta is perfectly acceptable in the right circumstances, as long as you stick to nice traditional recipes like pasta and ketchup, and don't go getting all Eurotrash on us. However, if reading about false spaghetti idols arouses your desire for food this is a very worrying sign indeed. Can you guarantee that you won't read a thread about Papism and start hungering for a catlick death cookie, or that a thread about penny-pinching Christ-killers won't awake your appetite for gefilte fish and matzoh brei, or that one of Van Hellsing's posts won't inspire you to snack down on a Christian baby? It is a very dangerous path that you are on.
                That's alright, neither does he.
                Ketchup? On pasta? Ketchup? How the good Lord and I compromise and use regular tomato sauce---tomato is the base for ketchup too after all.

                Maybe this is not the time to admit such a thing but having been confirmed in the Anglekin faith before I left home and dumped it...I had the death cookie every Sunday. Along with the watered down wine. I was even...a serving girl.
                Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
                I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
                Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
                Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
                Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.                 - Ovid

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