Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

[Brother_Percy]

Is Michael Jackson a Goth? You decide!

For me, the evidence has been there even since we witnessed him cavorting with werewolves and zombies in the video for 'Thriller'. Is Michael Jackson really a GOTH??

Have a look at this for evidence. Here he is when he used to be a colored...



Now look at this, only a few years later, dressed up in his Goth Industrial clothing. He could almost be a member of Rammestein! His colored features replaced by a ghost-like white face, just like the Goths!



Around this time he started hanging out with 'Slash' from Metal Band 'Guns N Roses', a band huge in the World of Goth and Metal...




And today he looks more like the Goth Godfather 'Andrew Eldritch' than before!



Yes, all evidence points to this freak being a Goth, which explains a lot! All that white make-up, all those rumors of diddling little kids, wearing freaky bondage clothing, wanting to look like a corpse - all Goth traits!

The evidence is overwhelming!

[snottyduck]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Have you ever listen to his music?? Then you would know he isn't Goth at all

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Have you ever listen to his music?? Then you would know he isn't Goth at all

I really don't know what either sounds like, but he certainly LOOKS Goth to me! That says it all.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Have you ever listen to his music?? Then you would know he isn't Goth at all

Music? You mean that crap he pays his music company to synthesize for him that he dances along to like he's having a spastic fit in his videos?

Hey, I don't wonder that you'd like it. A lot of 13 year old girls do. He's been trying to break into the 8 year old boy demographic, but hasn't figured it out yet. That's why he had to build that giant play palace from Hell.

Pepsi had the right idea, tried to fry the perv freak years ago.

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

As a matter of observation, this creature was once a part of the
Jehovah's Witless cult. I don't rightly know if he "played" with the
children then, but, wouldn't put it past him/her.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

I don't know if he's Goth or not, but I'm pretty sure he's a Cathylick.

He gets little boys drunk on wine, which he calls "Jesus Juice", then he buggers them, just like those skirt-wearing priests.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

I don't know if he's Goth or not, but I'm pretty sure he's a Cathylick.

Hmmmm.... most Gothics are Cattylickers or wiccins, so that sounds about right. I KNEW that freak was a Goth! I just knew it!

[Stridex Puss Bucket]

looks more like a baby rapist than a goth

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Snottyduck,

Why would I want to listen to his garbage when the only REAL music out there is by Jesus & His Favorite Church.

In Him,
Walter Brimstone

Have you ever listen to his music?? Then you would know he isn't Goth at all

[snottyduck]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Snottyduck,

Why would I want to listen to his garbage when the only REAL music out there is by Jesus & His Favorite Church.

In Him,
Walter Brimstone

I don't listen actively to his "music" but you once in a while hear it on the commercial radio. Since his "music" isn't played on any Gothparty, is not be sold in any Goth music shop and almost no Goths have any of his "music" I can say with 100% certainty that he is not a Goth. Since I rarely listen to any commercial music or radio's I don't here his crap very often and I'm not regretting that.

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Snottyduck,

Well, whether or not he is goth, that's for Jesus to decide. At any rate, You had best be telling the truth with regards to not listening to that as Jesus knows you inside and out and He knows if you're being honest.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

I don't listen actively to his "music" but you once in a while hear it on the commercial radio. Since his "music" isn't played on any Gothparty, is not be sold in any Goth music shop and almost no Goths have any of his "music" I can say with 100% certainty that he is not a Goth. Since I rarely listen to any commercial music or radio's I don't here his crap very often and I'm not regretting that.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

almost no Goths have any of his "music" I can say with 100% certainty

Really.....

Quote "He inspires me....He's always been one of my idols...i understand why he'd want to be a recluse...blah blah blah". He's a freak, so obviously freaks can relate to him. It's clear now. His music certainly is heavy...

My ears are bleeding after that!

I have often wondered who buys this weirdo's music.... now it's clear to me - It's the Goths!!!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Now I know why I came up with that scary picture when I googled "Goth Sex Change". It was none other than Brother Percy's brilliance! IMPRESSED GLENDORA

PS I just had a question: How can a black person not be a goth (afterall, they're black and depressed)??? CURIOUS, SIMPLE MINDED GLENDORA

[snottyduck]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Really.....


Quote "He inspires me....He's always been one of my idols...i understand why he'd want to be a recluse...blah blah blah". He's a freak, so obviously freaks can relate to him. It's clear now. His music certainly is heavy...


My ears are bleeding after that!

I have often wondered who buys this weirdo's music.... now it's clear to me - It's the Goths!!!

What part of "Almost" did you not understand??

Like I said, Most Goths don't listen to that crap.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Is Michael Jackson a Goth?

Like I said, Most Goths don't listen to that crap.

So you say ... but then you also 'claim' that most Goths don't practice sadism, sacrifice virgins, kidnap children, sacrifice babies, and drink their own urine, and I have already proven you WRONG on ALL those counts!