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  • Freddy Osborne
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2011
    • 538

    #1

    Pope Francis the Highwayman

    I have always been taught you can't take it with you, but Pope Pilfer certainly makes sure of it.

    NBC News
    Pope Confesses He Stole Priest's Cross from Casket
    Pope Francis has made a confession — and it's a doozy. He stole another priest's rosary cross right from his casket.

    The pontiff said the cross belonged to a clergyman known as "the Great Confessor" of Buenos Aires because he had heard the sins of most of the city's diocesan priests and even Pope John Paul II when he visited Argentina.

    When the man died, Francis was arranging roses around his casket when he saw the rosary in his hand.

    "And immediately there came to mind the thief we all have inside ourselves and while I arranged the flowers I took the cross and with just a bit of force I removed it," he told a group of priests Thursday, according to the Associated Press.

    "And in that moment I looked at him and I said 'Give me half your mercy.'"

    Francis keeps the cross in a little pouch under his cassock, he said.

    "And whenever a bad thought comes to mind about someone, my hand goes here, always," he said, gesturing to his heart. "And I feel the grace, and that makes me feel better."


    I hope these catlicks also note he did not mention cleansing himself in proper God fearing fashion, get down on their knees, and repent.

    Numbers 19
    11He that toucheth the dead body of any man shall be unclean seven days. 12He shall purify himself with it on the third day, and on the seventh day he shall be clean: but if he purify not himself the third day, then the seventh day he shall not be clean.
    13Whosoever toucheth the dead body of any man that is dead, and purifieth not himself, defileth the tabernacle of the LORD; and that soul shall be cut off from Israel: because the water of separation was not sprinkled upon him, he shall be unclean; his uncleanness is yet upon him.
    "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

    "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #2
    Re: Pope Francis the Highwayman

    A stealing Pope, no surprises there. The amazing thing is that he confessed. Was he drunk?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Pope Francis the Highwayman

      If I act surprised, I'd be lying. Most messicans steal like normal people breath. It is a constant motion. So natural, they probably often do not realize they are doing it.

      But I have to wonder about these catlicks. Can't they leave the dead alone, must they grope them right up until the first shovel of dirt is thrown? I have to wonder what else he forced and is now hiding under his blasphemous robes.

      While I care about all people, I am not allowing any catlick messicans at my funeral. I am not even sure I want them mowing the lawn over my grave!
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Freddy Osborne
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2011
        • 538

        #4
        Re: Pope Francis the Highwayman

        This one took the whole head!
        Last edited by Freddy Osborne; 03-14-2014, 11:10 PM.
        "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

        "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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        • Mother Of Seven
          True Christian™ with a quiverful
          • Jan 2014
          • 2243

          #5
          Re: Pope Francis the Highwayman

          Originally posted by Frednekk View Post
          "And whenever a bad thought comes to mind about someone, my hand goes here, always," he said
          So ... does that mean whenever he's tempted by a child, he masturbates?

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